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    Wikipedia thinks so too. Snopes is down at the mo. hoax? Perhaps, but still funny. I loved this sentence from Wikipedia: Bwahahah... some funny shit. Edited to add: Here's a picture of a Jenkem addict. No, that's a meth addict... She's on several "drugs are bad" posters around our squadron. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    You must be an overachiever Yeah...a premature overachiever. What does that make you? Me....? I'm wise beyond YOUR years! Mine? You're wise beyond Moses' years! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    You must be an overachiever Yeah...a premature overachiever. What does that make you? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Like opening a billyvance thread, I regret every second I spent in this one. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Booze, boobies, and porn. Not necessarily in that order! Oh! Cheetos... don't forget the Cheetos! Chuck Butt cheetohs? Good Lord, NO! I'm talkin' the orange, cheesy, puffy snack food! Chuck Oh... woulda been easier to say cheesy poofs. My next guess would've been "cat butt." Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    If you wanna be retired, put it on the history channel or the discovery channel and veg out. ITS THE WEATHER CHANNEL! YEA! I can spend the whole day watching the WEATHER CHANNEL! Hey Cocheese, bet you're getting the 45 mph winds we had yesterday, and so that's why you're taking the day off, like I did yesterday. Well today I picked up leaves that fell 2 states west of here, so you'll be seeing my leaves tomorrow. Have fun cleaning em all up. Oh ya, I got to take a couple thousand begonias out of the ground today, cuz it's gonna be 20 degrees tonight. Have fun doing THAT too! The weather channel... the history channel... the discovery channel... whatever. By the time you're retired and watchin' those regularly, you can't see or hear it anyways. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    No no... THIS is the bottom line... NSFW Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Neither do I. As my grandfather used to say; "The mind is the first to go and the penis is the last". I'm only 23 though. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    you fall off your roof and you log your freefall delay. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Holy Cow!

    gonzalesna replied to NWFlyer's topic in The Bonfire

    How much you wanna bet that Lisa started running for her camera as soon as she read the title? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    If you wanna be retired, put it on the history channel or the discovery channel and veg out. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Booze, boobies, and porn. Not necessarily in that order! Oh! Cheetos... don't forget the Cheetos! Chuck Butt cheetohs? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    You should've opted for the cheaper lube. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Theme Songs

    gonzalesna replied to rehmwa's topic in The Bonfire

    Made it a clicky for ya. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    I despise Jon Stewart, so that doesn't bother me. Then again, I despise most of what's on tv. The only thing I watch now is nascar, college football, hockey, golf, the discovery channel, the history channel, and the country music channels. All that's done at my buddy's place because I don't own a tv, and right now, I don't care to. Obviously, I don't watch much except over the weekends. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Cigarette commercials on TV, thank god. I used to like those commercials Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Prunes are yummy... just remember to eat in moderation. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Well, it was hard to find a mirror big enough, but I got it. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Booze, boobies, and porn. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Which Mrs. 'Twardo? The first one was turned into a pillar of salt. I thought that salt tasted funny... Remind me not to use any of the seasonings at Twardo's place ever again. You're a Jarhead...I gave ya SALT PETER! I don't get it... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Screwed when she hands you this after you say you're going out with the boys. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Have you seen one? Chuck I'll ask the questions around here! What does that have to do with the topic at hand... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    I would only expect the best from you guys. The face was more about me being sad that I wasn't there. I think you guys would have appreciated Marilyn Funny... I was JFK for halloween Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    More Jack for me then. Not if Lisa finds out you have jack Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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    Did A LOT of curls over the weekend. (beer curls that is.) A buddy and I went through 4 18-packs of beer and finished off the jack. Doesn't sound like the thing to be mentioning in the fitness thread, but we were doing it for a reason. He wants to quit drinking and I want to quit smoking, so we both quit both. He's helping me with quitting smoking and I'm helping him with the quitting drinking. The boozefest over the weekend was to ensure we went out with a bang. Back to fitness, my triceps still hurt from friday, and this is the worst they've hurt yet. But it's a good hurt. (Yes mistress) Gained about 5lbs so far, going for at least another 20lbs of gain. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.