gonzalesna

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  1. You can't do it to yourself, ya freak... you gotta get someone else to choke you out. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  2. Forcast of golf ball sized hail? Actually, I'm distinctly worried about that. I keep taunting her, and she's probably going to test me harder and harder each and every time. Although maybe it's a sign that I really am supposed to be a rescue swimmer. If shitty weather can't stop me, and pain/discomfort can't, then that only leaves death. Maybe I'm about to reach my final realization about becoming a rescue swimmer. You wouldn't by chance live in that area that's been getting pounded by freezing rain now, have you? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  3. If there is ever a condolence thread for me, I'm ok with people talking about how much of an asshole I was. I mean gee, if the shoe fits.... BTW, I'm ok with it while I'm alive too. Walt And we'll all post our own bathtub turd pictures in your honor! If the mods will let us. That'd be a really shitty thread. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  4. I've done it before. We used to choke each other out all the time. Back in high school, we didn't know why it worked so well or so quickly. Found out in boot camp how it works by cutting off the blood to the brain. We still did it all through job training on occasion. Weirdest moment doing it was in high school. I got choked out and I dreamed that I was being attacked by my friend's ankle biter sized dog, but I was on the floor and couldn't move. I woke up and all my friends said I was growling and convulsing. The convulsing was me trying to move in my dream while being attacked in the dream. Kinda like how a dog twitches when dreaming of chasing rabbits or whatever else they dream about. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  5. gonzalesna

    Dear Santa

    I can teach you. I think lisa will be a good new mentor Good God... We're all gonna go to hell in a handbasket now... 1st question....is there any more left? I mean what am I, ah gonna do if the rest of you's go to hell... 2nd question...how did I miss this thread???! I just read through the entire thing and I'm ROFLMAO!! I luv you guys ...and we haven't even met As for Sartre wanting to be bad - see attached... Jewels, this does NOT mean you should stop on your present path, please continue. of course we've got room for ya... as long as you bring a case of beer. Beer - done. Any particular preference? Just don't expect it to be chilled...we are going to hell after all I'm not too picky... but it's gotta be chilled. Bring a cooler with lots of ice... should work. If not, play with dry ice Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  6. gonzalesna

    Dear Santa

    I've got the day off... I fucking better after having 24 hour duty 2 days in a row. I'm fucking exhausted! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  7. Forcast of golf ball sized hail? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  8. gonzalesna

    Dear Santa

    I can teach you. I think lisa will be a good new mentor Good God... We're all gonna go to hell in a handbasket now... 1st question....is there any more left? I mean what am I, ah gonna do if the rest of you's go to hell... 2nd question...how did I miss this thread???! I just read through the entire thing and I'm ROFLMAO!! I luv you guys ...and we haven't even met As for Sartre wanting to be bad - see attached... Jewels, this does NOT mean you should stop on your present path, please continue. of course we've got room for ya... as long as you bring a case of beer. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  9. gonzalesna

    Dear Santa

    You still smokin? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  10. gonzalesna

    Dear Santa

    No shit. They follow each other to every thread. It's my job to follow him around... he gets lost easily. Lost what...where are we again? Don't worry about it... just take your roofies... i mean medicine. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  11. gonzalesna

    Dear Santa

    Yeah but...HE cares!~ Damn you and your puppy picture!!! It makes me do nice things. Here's your buddy Boo Boo Bear as a pup! He's so much smaller... what happened? That's 10 years ago!...a puppy. I want a puppy. Hey Gonz...what does Squeak mean by 'crop our post? Not sure. Must be some weird Aussie slang. Yeah....yer prolly right. I know.....lets~ Isn't there something cuter we can beat? No go on the dead horse huh....how 'bout a PUPPY! see my previous post. Great minds.... where? Over there...under that truck..go look! No, that's a puppy. You mean WAS...! Let's beat it! I'm hungry.....let's EAT it! mmmm.... puppy... I want the tail! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  12. gonzalesna

    Dear Santa

    No shit. They follow each other to every thread. It's my job to follow him around... he gets lost easily. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  13. I must've listened to this damn song 20 times so far tonight. I'm gonna be on duty singin' it all day tomorrow. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  14. Nope. Consider it MIGRATION ... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  15. gonzalesna

    Dear Santa

    Yeah but...HE cares!~ Damn you and your puppy picture!!! It makes me do nice things. Here's your buddy Boo Boo Bear as a pup! He's so much smaller... what happened? That's 10 years ago!...a puppy. I want a puppy. Hey Gonz...what does Squeak mean by 'crop our post? Not sure. Must be some weird Aussie slang. Yeah....yer prolly right. I know.....lets~ Isn't there something cuter we can beat? No go on the dead horse huh....how 'bout a PUPPY! see my previous post. Great minds.... where? Over there...under that truck..go look! No, that's a puppy. You mean WAS...! Let's beat it! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  16. At least I qualify! ya, to be placed in a historical museum. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  17. gonzalesna

    Dear Santa

    Yeah but...HE cares!~ Damn you and your puppy picture!!! It makes me do nice things. Here's your buddy Boo Boo Bear as a pup! He's so much smaller... what happened? That's 10 years ago!...a puppy. I want a puppy. Hey Gonz...what does Squeak mean by 'crop our post? Not sure. Must be some weird Aussie slang. Yeah....yer prolly right. I know.....lets~ Isn't there something cuter we can beat? No go on the dead horse huh....how 'bout a PUPPY! see my previous post. Great minds.... where? Over there...under that truck..go look! No, that's a puppy. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  18. gonzalesna

    Dear Santa

    Yeah but...HE cares!~ Damn you and your puppy picture!!! It makes me do nice things. Here's your buddy Boo Boo Bear as a pup! He's so much smaller... what happened? That's 10 years ago!...a puppy. I want a puppy. Hey Gonz...what does Squeak mean by 'crop our post? Not sure. Must be some weird Aussie slang. Yeah....yer prolly right. I know.....lets~ Isn't there something cuter we can beat? No go on the dead horse huh....how 'bout a PUPPY! see my previous post. Great minds.... where? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  19. Jefe, do you know what "Plethora" means? no. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  20. how about givin' a couple inches you didn't know you had. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  21. gonzalesna

    Dear Santa

    Yeah but...HE cares!~ Damn you and your puppy picture!!! It makes me do nice things. Here's your buddy Boo Boo Bear as a pup! He's so much smaller... what happened? That's 10 years ago!...a puppy. I want a puppy. Hey Gonz...what does Squeak mean by 'crop our post? Not sure. Must be some weird Aussie slang. Yeah....yer prolly right. I know.....lets~ Isn't there something cuter we can beat? No go on the dead horse huh....how 'bout a PUPPY! see my previous post. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  22. gonzalesna

    Dear Santa

    Yeah but...HE cares!~ Damn you and your puppy picture!!! It makes me do nice things. Here's your buddy Boo Boo Bear as a pup! He's so much smaller... what happened? That's 10 years ago!...a puppy. I want a puppy. Hey Gonz...what does Squeak mean by 'crop our post? Not sure. Must be some weird Aussie slang. Yeah....yer prolly right. I know.....lets~ Isn't there something cuter we can beat? Edit to add: suggested victim. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  23. gonzalesna

    Dear Santa

    Yeah but...HE cares!~ Damn you and your puppy picture!!! It makes me do nice things. Here's your buddy Boo Boo Bear as a pup! He's so much smaller... what happened? That's 10 years ago!...a puppy. I want a puppy. Hey Gonz...what does Squeak mean by 'crop our post? Not sure. Must be some weird Aussie slang. Yeah....yer prolly right. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  24. gonzalesna

    Dear Santa

    Yeah but...HE cares!~ Damn you and your puppy picture!!! It makes me do nice things. Here's your buddy Boo Boo Bear as a pup! He's so much smaller... what happened? That's 10 years ago!...a puppy. I want a puppy. Hey Gonz...what does Squeak mean by 'crop our post? Not sure. Must be some weird Aussie slang. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
  25. gonzalesna

    Dear Santa

    no. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.