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Everything posted by gonzalesna
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Oh, nurse! Another cold one, if you please! Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Name 3 things you're looking forward to in the near future
gonzalesna replied to maestrabella67's topic in The Bonfire
Well, look on the bright side... at least you know you'll never get stationed overseas. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. -
Name 3 things you're looking forward to in the near future
gonzalesna replied to maestrabella67's topic in The Bonfire
LMAO! I dont know.I guess everyone is too busy with their own lives.But I am taking applications! Must be: 1.Willing to take me to the DZ and/or boogie(s) with him (even if I dont jump anymore...I still like to party with other skydivers.) 2.Want lots of good sex (its been awhile ) 3.Must love my German Shepard,Tucker 4.Willing to buy me good beer and make good Amaretto Sours 5.able to keep up with my crazy life/moodswings/cravings etc. 6.able to enjoy or put up with my tattoos and piercings...I have 5 of each.you guess where I guess thats too much to ask for... only part 2 of #5... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. -
Need to find a place with a pool for B License Training...
gonzalesna replied to gonzalesna's topic in Safety and Training
Ass... Hey, got your text that your number changed... did you get your new one yet? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. -
Didn't stop me in Elsinore. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Not if you do it nekkid... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Actually, it does still occur. It's very rare, but I've met a few individuals that have done that. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Well Said. I can't believe I'm gonna say this, but... I agree. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Talked to J and he said they're getting a shower trailer... Camping seems like that may be the best option... Don't have to drive anywhere after the evening's drinking, showers are handy, and a little less driving. Showers were my biggest concern. Booze always has it's way of makin' you smell a little funky. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Dude... How drunk was I last night that I got this tattoo?? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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I don't know if he's looking for THAT kind of a night. But hey, to each their own. Just as long as they know I'm the engineer... I drive the train. So you want to be all the way in front? I got nothin' Guess if it get's me a place to crash... although I'd rather just buy a case of Jager as my bunk fee. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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I don't know if he's looking for THAT kind of a night. But hey, to each their own. Just as long as they know I'm the engineer... I drive the train. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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I'll be there for sure on Friday night and Saturday night. As of right now I'm lookin' to sleep in the truck since I won't have the cash for jumps, beer, AND a room. Wanna see if anyone's up for splitting one. Buehler? Buehler? Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Need to find a place with a pool for B License Training...
gonzalesna replied to gonzalesna's topic in Safety and Training
I'm just east of Pensacola. Currently, I'm jumping at Emerald Coast, but I need to find a place to do my water training so I can get my B license before Memorial Day. Emerald Coast does it on occasion, but the last time they did one, I was unable to attend. I'm trying to find a place with a pool that's within driving distance that I can go to do my water training on a weekend. (Preferably this weekend.) If anyone can help, it would be greatly appreciated. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. -
Name 3 things you're looking forward to in the near future
gonzalesna replied to maestrabella67's topic in The Bonfire
I don't know where I'll be yet by that time, but if I'm still in the states, you better come visit to do some jumps and drink some beer or Jack. (Or watch me drink it and you drive.) Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. -
Name 3 things you're looking forward to in the near future
gonzalesna replied to maestrabella67's topic in The Bonfire
Memorial Day boogie at Emerald Coast Skyfest in July June. Graduating EOD school (If you consider September to fall under the "near future" category) Fixed it. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. -
Itches started yesterday morning. Last night I started peeling on my head. Today, I was peeling all over my head and upper back including my shoulders. I look like a leper right now. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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You too, huh? Yea, I just got a notice saying I should get it by 16 May. I'll take whatever they wanna give me (back). Got a notice today saying I should get it within 3 weeks of when I received the notice. I got it about a week ago. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Yep....sucking out Dallas' will to live. Right after Game 3 tonight, Stars management tried to forfeit Game 4, but the NHL wouldn't let them, due to the television contracts. Don Where'd you hear that? I doubt it because even if the Stars lose, they're still making money and that's usually all owners really want. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Pain's gone already. Didn't put enough lotion on it though, so I can tell it's gonna peel pretty bad. It'll probably start here in a couple days. A friend told me that you could make a sunburn heal faster by taking a really hot shower that night you got the burn. A cold shower makes it worse. Sure the hot water will hurt like a motherfucker, but the redness will go away sooner. Damned if I'm gonna try it. So anybody, any truth to this??? I heard just the opposite. Hot makes it hurt like hell and makes it peel faster because it dries your skin out and cold takes the heat out or something like that. Don't know if there's any truth to it or not. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Read this post. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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Pain's gone already. Didn't put enough lotion on it though, so I can tell it's gonna peel pretty bad. It'll probably start here in a couple days. Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.
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What to do when she tells you she has a boyfriend
gonzalesna replied to LongWayToFall's topic in The Bonfire
Attractive women always have boyfriends, due to the fact they never break it off with the old one, until they have established a relationship with a new one. So if a hot babe mentions her boyfriend, she isn't necessarily trying to discourage a guy hitting on her, but may just be letting the guy know he needs to give an impressive performance to unseat the incumbent. You're using way too many big words for me to understand... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.