FrEaK_aCcIdEnT

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  1. PRICLESS!! ExPeCt ThE uNeXpEcTeD! DoNt MiNd ThE tYpOs, Im LaZy On CoRrEcTiOnS!
  2. im pretty sure that a bail fund can be set up and donations can be made. edit: they always say a real friend wouldnt bail u out, they would be sitting next to u in the cell. ExPeCt ThE uNeXpEcTeD! DoNt MiNd ThE tYpOs, Im LaZy On CoRrEcTiOnS!
  3. and of course drink too. mmm pizza n ExPeCt ThE uNeXpEcTeD! DoNt MiNd ThE tYpOs, Im LaZy On CoRrEcTiOnS!
  4. kick his ass seabass. he would be getting a knock at the door and a kick in the teeth. After all that kindness id be completely spent except for the asswhoopin that is at the bottom of the barrel. get with law rocket. maybe he has a legal solution for u if ur interested in that route. ExPeCt ThE uNeXpEcTeD! DoNt MiNd ThE tYpOs, Im LaZy On CoRrEcTiOnS!
  5. $1,000,000.00??? who wouldnt want that. ExPeCt ThE uNeXpEcTeD! DoNt MiNd ThE tYpOs, Im LaZy On CoRrEcTiOnS!
  6. consider yourself lucky if i had been given the same deal last weekend i would have jumped and hopefully passed my level 3. but congrats on passing. hopefully i can get enough by the end of the month for my passing jump.
  7. here is a kiss pass http://www.skydance.net/sd/gallery/may27_5.jpg the credit for this pic goes to this site i found through google.
  8. i never go in there... if i click it then its by accident and im quick to back peddle ExPeCt ThE uNeXpEcTeD! DoNt MiNd ThE tYpOs, Im LaZy On CoRrEcTiOnS!
  9. That poor lil girl! I dont think anyone could prepair themselves for something that severe. Many prayers go out to the family, JVC and everyone there. I can picture one of my nieces(sp?) on the ground and that is a very scary thought. But. My dream is skydiving and I wont let the fear take its toll. as soon as i can afford it i will be going back up! damn poor lil girl!!! edit: I take it that this was a first time tandem for the women. do u have the rest of the story as to what happened to cause this tragic event? ExPeCt ThE uNeXpEcTeD! DoNt MiNd ThE tYpOs, Im LaZy On CoRrEcTiOnS!
  10. you are one brave SOB. and i thought welding was gonna get me killed that way. ExPeCt ThE uNeXpEcTeD! DoNt MiNd ThE tYpOs, Im LaZy On CoRrEcTiOnS!
  11. Edit for personal attack. Don't do it again. ExPeCt ThE uNeXpEcTeD! DoNt MiNd ThE tYpOs, Im LaZy On CoRrEcTiOnS!
  12. to me it always seems that when something makes headlines. everytime it happens for a couple months or more in some cases it gets brought up. Incidents have always happened. Like you i havnt been in the sport for long at all but my guess is that the negative coverage is just a fad that will fade in the weeks or months to come. it will become old news to the tv networks and they will move on to some other storys. About 3 weeks ago there was a segment in the local news paper about things to do in the summer that are different from the norm. Skydiving was at the top of the list from what i remember. it listed all the places to go make a tandem jump(even though some of the places were no loger operational) so there is also good press. just my .02 more experienced people will probably give better feedback for this issue. I let people {attempt} to talk me out of something. but it never works. ExPeCt ThE uNeXpEcTeD! DoNt MiNd ThE tYpOs, Im LaZy On CoRrEcTiOnS!
  13. you've been shot down. im trying to win this one. ExPeCt ThE uNeXpEcTeD! DoNt MiNd ThE tYpOs, Im LaZy On CoRrEcTiOnS!
  14. my turn. a guy is traveling along a desert road when his radiator hose blows out and the car overheats. he is forced to abandon his vehicle and walk for help. Problem is that he hasnt seen any place for assistance for over 20 miles. so he sets out to back track to the gas station he passed 20 miles back. on his way he comes across and indian lying on his back completely butt ass naked with a stiffy(erect penis) pointing straight up in the air. He asks the indian "What the hell are u doing?" the indian replies..."im telling the time." in a disbelieving tone he replies "ok, what time is it?" The indian replies"its 3:27" he looks at the watch on his wrist and sure enough its 3:27. astonished he continues on his way to the gas station down the road. about 3 miles down the road he sees another indian again lying on his back in the dirt woth a stiffy pointed skyword. again he asks what he is doing and again the indian says "im telling the time. so with the thought in his head that surely the first indian just got lucky with the time, he askes..."ok what time is it" to his amazement the indian gives the correct time of 4:18. he tells the indian that he is crazy and goes on his way trying to figure out how in the hell he could tell the time that way. about 7 miles further down the road he comes up on a third indian lying on his back and instead of having a stiffy he finds this indian to be jacking off like a mad man. he asks"what the hell are u doing man?" the indian replies... "im winding my watch" ExPeCt ThE uNeXpEcTeD! DoNt MiNd ThE tYpOs, Im LaZy On CoRrEcTiOnS!
  15. i just came in from working on the bike so im tired and plan on sitting on my ass unless someone calls me and wants to go have a couple beers.
  16. u 2 arnt the only special people. texas has the same choices. and 7 times out of 10 they are no more than 2 miles apart. just like home depot and lowes. ExPeCt ThE uNeXpEcTeD! DoNt MiNd ThE tYpOs, Im LaZy On CoRrEcTiOnS!
  17. yea that is good. guess i better start taking interior decorating classes. ExPeCt ThE uNeXpEcTeD! DoNt MiNd ThE tYpOs, Im LaZy On CoRrEcTiOnS!
  18. well that works, but i was going to say. spit, swallow, and gargle. but ur response does bring up that ever wonderous question... is it true... red on the head-fire in the hole? ExPeCt ThE uNeXpEcTeD! DoNt MiNd ThE tYpOs, Im LaZy On CoRrEcTiOnS!
  19. whats the difference between lust, love, and completely showing off??? ExPeCt ThE uNeXpEcTeD! DoNt MiNd ThE tYpOs, Im LaZy On CoRrEcTiOnS!
  20. dont feel shitty for missng the objectives on a level. its all learning. i have to do my level 3 AFF for the 3rd time. only one problem... $$$ looks like im grounded till the end of the month. but until then im practicing at home and ive got my dive flow down! im ready ExPeCt ThE uNeXpEcTeD! DoNt MiNd ThE tYpOs, Im LaZy On CoRrEcTiOnS!
  21. long process, but i enjoyed the vid ExPeCt ThE uNeXpEcTeD! DoNt MiNd ThE tYpOs, Im LaZy On CoRrEcTiOnS!
  22. i woke up this morning to see if it was dead yet... I guess when its a competition to see who can kill it, it just keeps on going. IBTL ExPeCt ThE uNeXpEcTeD! DoNt MiNd ThE tYpOs, Im LaZy On CoRrEcTiOnS!
  23. maybe we should have a contest as t who can bring up more old treads that the killed and who ever has the least has to pass out ExPeCt ThE uNeXpEcTeD! DoNt MiNd ThE tYpOs, Im LaZy On CoRrEcTiOnS!
  24. if i kill this one then it will add to the never ending list.