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  1. Andy_Copland
    My belly button is sensitive, i know this because i poked it once. The turn and cough... Well lets find out Dr! (ok i disgusted myself there *sigh*) 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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    You lost me there... Its near my groin, real painful like. Edit: I would of used google to look smart but its too late here. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  3. Andy_Copland
    Thats an awesome desription 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  4. Andy_Copland
    I think i have a Hernia Miss Bordson. Feel my stomach. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  5. Andy_Copland
    Too poor right now. Bud will have to do I'd kill for a Sam Adams right now. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  6. Andy_Copland
    Sitting at the table and cracked open a beer while at the exact same time belching really loud. The response i got? "Thats disgusting" I said "I know, Bud is terrible" We were both talking about the beer. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  7. Andy_Copland
    Yea, shame he's so damn ugly though or he'd have it all. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  8. Andy_Copland
    At least we know who calls him Shirely now though. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  9. Andy_Copland
    Tomorrow 3am then? ........ i mean uh.. . Fuck sake Robert. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  10. Andy_Copland
    Robert Collins. So thats your real name. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  11. Andy_Copland
    5'6 and 135lb. I've managed to drop 5lbs while trying to put on 5lbs. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  12. Andy_Copland
    Has a new admirer. My mum 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  13. Andy_Copland
    I dont smoke fags. But this little dive i inhabit kinda sticks two cold fingers up to the law and everyone smokes inside it, so i did stink like crap too when i came home. Already drank 3 glasses of water and to be honest i think im just gonna go old school and get more beer to cure myself. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  14. Andy_Copland
    1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  15. Andy_Copland
    Dr Dr I think im a ham... can i be cured? *whisper* i know i already told you that one but im running low on jokes. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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    Im suffering this morning mate. Had to go get the "im sorry coffee" for her this morning. Stumbling in drunk is not a good look. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  17. Andy_Copland
    I dont know 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  18. Andy_Copland
    Meh. I'll carry om jumping and giving a false ID. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  19. Andy_Copland
    Youre jokes can never be as bad as mine 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  20. Andy_Copland
    1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  21. Andy_Copland
    To the fucking pub, Fuck forever, if yui dont mind., 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  22. Andy_Copland
    I was just about to say "Like I would know what im looking at, he could hand me a Beano for fuck sake" 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  23. Andy_Copland
    Im not picky at all. Without sob stories my old man became an alcoholic when he left the army after 14 years and my diet consisted of Butter sandwiches and stale milk. Every now and then when there was a shopping trip done it was survival of the fitest to get as much food as possible before my brother and sister raided shit and hid it I'll eat absolutely anything, i think its fascinating what is considered normal for some and disgusting to others. Like when i can eat haggis/black pudding as if its steak or pie and others think its disgusting. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  24. Andy_Copland
    Someone takes a post literally when its clearly a joke. And a fucking funny one too. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  25. Andy_Copland
    They could be related 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.