Andy_Copland

His mum is brilliant and so is everyone else who turned up at the farm. I couldnt make it on the last round but cant say enough good words about the folks who did. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Yup 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

1.) I love my tits. 2.) Thank Billy. 3.) Seat belts save lives, whoever doesn't wear one is a plonker. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Was having a drive the other day and the women took a picture. Miss you pal.

At least the boycott shed some humour in the what was a sad thread. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Yea but you lack the most common Scottish trait, you still have a liver and a job. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Actually i felt sorry for this country on July 4th. Who the fuck celebrates independence without even being allowed to have a beer outside and watch the fireworks I'm actually here on the wishes of her Majesty the Queen who wants me to map out the US communication systems under the false pretense of being a BASE jumper. Soon America.... soon. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

The parents taught me the Glasgow kiss, they knew better not to let me in 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Very well done. But if im ever dying and need the kiss of life you better leave me be ya ugly bastard. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

That is fucking genius. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Now all they need to do is get rid of Pakistan with those things! 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Tell her im much obliged! Bring the low altitude rig and lets have some fun, i have some objects here im sure you'll get a kick out of. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

I stole your SS number while i was here and have been living a lie. Might have problems when you get back. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Jungle Jims is by far, the best shop in Ohio to buy beer. I can get ale from all over the world but its a touch expensive. I treat myself every couple of months or so to it. It may be a little commercial but one of my favourites is still Theakstons Old Peculiar. Tried it? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

So the past few weeks i've been buying miller high life 12 packs for $6.50. It kept beer in my system and was light on the pocket no matter how depressed it made me to drink it. I've had a real craving for good beer but the dark Warsteiner is about as real as it gets in IGA. And even thats been sold out for ages. Cue today. Im in the mood for some good old fashioned meat and potatoes, problem being the milk is gone for the mash potato and im not about to try make mash potato without milk. Now everyone knows the rules, you cant go to the shop and not buy beer. So i think i'll get myself another 12 pack. I hit every green arrow on the way there, get the milk and see my beloved beer back in stock at a discount price, $13 for 12, alittle expensive but it all made sense, God was giving me those green arrows and made the check out lanes empty, for me. For beer. I sped home beer in the back and can honestly say i was grinning ear to ear in anticipation of what was about to dance around my tongue' taste buds. Sitting here drinking it now i can honestly say im glad i have been drinking the cheap crap for the past few weeks, because all this time away from a good beer has made it all the much sweeter. Give it a go. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

I was joking, packers are still scum who get nothing 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

The new 180 day repack cycle has pissed off the packers who want to cash in even though they dont pack reserves. So unfortunately brand new canopy packing prices have gone up. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Im a softy for animals, there is something very worrying about her when she uses that beak to start feeling your fingers. Like putting your head inside a crocodiles mouth 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Im not fond of the sabre2 but i wont get into it and start a debate. Because at the end of the day, its all about looking cool and those are some sweeeeet colours 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

I dont log, i must be close to 6000 jumps now I know mine are accurate give or take a jump or two. Infact im more likely to under estimate in fear of being that loser who claims more jumps than he really has. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

OK if thats a bit hardcore for you and you are still feeling in Marvel mode, try the superman. Come all over her back, making sure to aim high at the shoulder area and quickly slap on a towel. Now you have a cum covered super hero cape. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

If shes really pissed you off give her the spider man and say "take that bitch" Come in your hand and in your best super hero motion throw it in Mary Janes face. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Come on, you know what im talking about. That little bit of aggressive sex because you are arguing. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Wanna punch your women in the face? Be the bigger man and take the aggression out with a good ole porno cock slap to the bean. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Landing down wind/cross wind is not a death sentence. Far too many folks make low turns trying to get into wind and break themselves. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.