Andy_Copland

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  1. Huh?!?! I thought thats what the straps were for? All this time i've been pulling my right nut under my right strap til it comes out the other side, my left one under the left strap and tucking my cock into my chest strap to keep it all in check. Now im embarrassed. look at me look at me, im trying to tell the world im huge 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  2. WHat a brilliant idea 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  3. TJ ya lurking bastard, i was about to forward some of this stuff to ya. Sunrise it is 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  4. I tried a quick google search earlier for prices, mostly found flight schools though. I wouldnt imagine they'd be too expensive considering the fact that its a flying machine 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  5. Edit: Not sure. Edit again: pretty damn sure its a powered parachute. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  6. Credit Card im guessing. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  7. Borrow student gear, bigger canopies. Just make sure the spot is good, winds are good and keep your head on a swivel. PLF and it will be your most memorable jump. I have a few night jumps now and love them, even no moon and no lights are fun when you end up rolling on the ground laughing because you know everything is ok. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  8. I'll take a slider down bail out rig and fly over a golf course, that way no real people will be killed if it goes down. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  9. The instructor is too scared to fly it 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  10. So last night i had a brief encounter with one of my friends sisters. Upon a beer or two later i say to her "You sister is a fatter you" Never been one to dance around words and before i could even regret being so to the point she had a great big grin and started rattling on about how she used to be the chubby child and now she was the thinnest sister etc etc You would have thought i got her a red rose and a kiss on the cheek, i think its the best non purpose compliment i ever gave. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  11. I take offense to that, not only did you not add "Great" but you didnt even give us a capital letter. Great Britain, thank you. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  12. OK those who hop into these flying death machines, one of my buddies has one but never uses it, practically brand new. He's given us free use of it so of course you know what that means, rigs on and up we go. Now to be fair we have all agree'd to learn to fly it so we all get equal jump/flight duties. A couple of questions come to mind. From what i can gather there is simply a throttle control and steering by lines attached to foot bars and canopy. If you get an engine failure and it wont start what would the procedure be? Without getting all doom and gloom how hard are these things to fly? Does the weight suddenly dropping from the jumper exiting cause any issues or problems? Can i barn storm with a mustache and flying goggles? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  13. God i love you Probably the bubbliest person on earth
  14. I'm only gonna be nice to you this once Clint ya bastard. All around top bloke, one of the better ones i have had the pleasure of meeting. Edit: Even if your version of a handshake was a midfdle finger in my direction. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  15. 2 acquaintances, 1 friend in 3 years. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  16. At least i dont spell like one 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  17. Me Me Me! 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  18. Tony, did you speak to your instructors first? I'm genuinely worried for your safety. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  19. ***Sounds dangerous It is. Corliss is currently claiming damages for emotional distress against the owners of the Empire State Building after security guards apprehended him attempting to base-jump from the 86th floor. That’s a bit rich isn’t it? Well, he is American.*** 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  20. Strikes me that if you were experienced enough you wouldn't ask the question. I mean lets be honest its a pretty retarded question. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  21. You're just hiding it from Chad aint ya? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  22. Dont worry Jay, you still get in the skydiver club. You do throw great parties after all and have the best porn. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  23. Mine was sarcasm, i was in full agreement 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  24. Wait a second, let me get this though my head. You're trying to say that he wont do what people say on an internet forum? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  25. Ignore him, i'll play 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.