Andy_Copland
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What do sneezes wear on their feet? Ahhh-shoes. *swish* ok im sorry that was really bad... 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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Stop laughing you, dont want a repeat of what happened when you sneezed 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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I can, i once actually got my big toe all the way to my mou.......wait......ewwwwww im disgusted by what your implying! 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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So i saw this in a magzine: If you were to eat yourself would you double in size or vanish? Also, from the GREAT Homer J Simpson: Could God microwave a barrito (im english and dont know what the hell it is) so hot, that he himself could not eat it. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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I was so unprepared it was great, fucking Aussies, gotta love em 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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The best part is i dont think this is fake! http://www.break.com/index/gettheeffout.html 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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My Ex to share some of the bills she left me with that run in the thusands. After that a nice women who will teach me to cook properly (i cant time anything, if i cook i have stuff like 4 steak and kidney pies on one plate.) She's also gotta understand me which is a pretty hard task to give any women 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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Thats awesome 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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Generally the chavs are the worst as they are young (16-20ish) Theres a new breed of people in Britian now though who are plastic american gangsters, they need a tag. Think i'll call em Plastic G's Although this guy was an American with gold tooth to match his bling and flash cap the British are thinking its cool to walk around in G-Unit clothing and generally act bad ass. Sad. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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I live in your area, the wind and rain has been unreal....well very real for this country but you get what i mean. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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Im cursed, when i was 16 i got a job at a bar collecting glasses and this 26 year old traveller tapped me in the shoulder and smashed my face up as i turned around, he'd just been released from prison and because the police fucked up (they said the ID i done on the scene wasnt good enough and i had to do a proper one by which time it was too late) he got away with it. Another time i was seeing a barmaid, i was waiting out the back in the kitchen for her to finish her shift and some guy who had already beenfighting, covered in blood ran at me and smashed my head into a wall. I dont know what the hell it is. But its getting really tiresome 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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Nope Night Club in Cambridge that i know never to go to again. Im only 21 and thats the first time i've been clubbing in years because i generally hate the music and scene. Im sticking to my local pub 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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Well you rock. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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How to pick your nose in public discreetly 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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Well today i woke up to a lovely surprise, some brand spanking new goggles in the post which look like Z1 eyes. You've said you dont want any money for em but tough shit, your a true star! 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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You know i think that Green Day song would make fora good skydiving movie... yea thats it 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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Of course im right... Im confuzzled 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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Not on purpose but i do a shit load of walking to get to/from work. Probably about 6 miles a day if not more. Which means if im running late im running the distance. Actually used to be a really good long distance runner and represented my county, i miss being that fit 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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Yea but the funny part is i was probably more drunk than him and seemed and easy target 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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Thanks, im going to go to work on a Saturday night 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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I'd say thats true 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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People find it appropriate to attack you? Last night i was in club called the soul tree in Cambridge, was stading there waiting for my buddy to come out the toilet and the next thing i knew i was on my arse with a crowd standing over me? As i was getting up there was this wanker standing over me giving it "you got knocked the fuck out bitch." Bitch this, bitch that, anyway. The bouncers threw us BOTH out and told us to walk up the street and sort it. I shit myself. So im outside on my bloody own with this raging idiot and his friends so done what came into my head first, just ran at him and stuck a headbutt in then started throwing fists. So now i have a huge bruise on my head and the tip of my finger is black and wont move. I hate the human race in general, so many people are cunts 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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A shot is one gulp
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Stop corrupting her! damn! If a Russian was reading all this they would be disgusted 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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English saying, ignore it 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.