Andy_Copland

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  1. He called you a pussy, i wouldnt take that crap. I suggest taking a dump on his chest instead. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  2. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  3. OK i get it now, go me! Cant say i didnt learn anything new today 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  4. I'll get back to you once i've googled oxymoron 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  5. Are you kidding me? English food rocks my Y-fronts to their very foundations 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  6. You guessed it! I actually think thats a very unfare statement. I lived in Scotland a while as a kid (both parents from Glasgow) and when i moved down south i heard the whole "Scottish are tight arses" Its not true......well 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  7. Your definately Scottish 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  8. What is it with you rice lovers?! I dont think it even has a taste to it.... Now throw in some king prawns and BBQ sauce and its eatable 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  9. He means dinner Some of us call our dinner tea Edit: wait a second, i just had to re read that...Pincheck why the hell would you put a cup of tea in the microwwave, thats dirty... make a fresh cup! 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  10. Oven 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  11. If you know him in person i'd be kinda worried incase it was me getting tea bagged... Watch your back..... 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  12. Fucking trumpet blowing hippy I cant cook, infact when i get in from work instead of making a meal and timing everything so its all done nice i just stick about 4 pies on and that does me. I bulk cook one food 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  13. Im giving him 1 hour, may not post but you can garuntee he'll be lurking 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  14. Was listening to something on the radio the other night about cookers. Yes you can buy a cooker that wont let you cook without passing a breath test first... Im split on wether this is a good idea or not, i mean fires are bad...but surely when your that drunk your too fucking lazy to cook. I mean the worst i've done is cook pasta for myself and all i can say is my eyes were bigger than my belly, i could of wiped out world hunger if i handed it out. Anyone got any bad cooking while drunk experiences? personally i think a detector to see if you've washed your hands after taking a leak would be much better 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  15. Thats bragging rights! Congrats 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  16. Im still drunk from last night 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  17. Watch out for the lightning though! Or being orange will be the least of your worries 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  18. Wheres nuts on chin, cheesey bellend in nose? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  19. Oh come on, i know you cracked a smile. I was giggling like a little school girl typing it 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  20. I think the same way about masturbation 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  21. Hickey's are are about as tacky as it gets, but we've all been there!. Hickey - aka Slag Tag 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  22. Love it! 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  23. *shakes head* Edit to Add: GOLF IS WANK! 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  24. BULLSHIT 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  25. Its the same where i work. When i go to get some food i have a mask slung over my shoulder, boiler suit, steel toe caps and filthy dirty. Yet you can see some girls looking 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.