Andy_Copland

Come on, i know some one, some where is sitting with pearls of sweat dripping from thier forehead sayging "how do they know" Was it you stitch? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Something went very wrong with the title and im not even drinking... Nothing to report, never been to thailand. Edit: Fixed 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Woken up to find that lovely women you pulled in your drunken state who looked real hot, is really a man witha shaved arse crack? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

SO perfect 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Im at work, aparently im not an admin so cant install the shit to make it work... 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

You evil fucker, love it. He's not on shift right now so it gives me time to think up something juicy 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Cupcake her next time, but for pure comedy the timing has to be perfect. When you feel that good fart brewing get up off the sofa or wherever you are and slowly walk past your other half. Now this is important so listen up, as your approx 3 ft away use your strong hand to catch your fat, let that bad boy out and quick as a whistle get it under her nose and as your hand opens you utter the immortal words with a look of accomplishment on your face "Cup Cake" 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Like kissing my ex then, lovely 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

If you were supposed to do it it coulda been, but accident? pffft you disgust me 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

At work? Damn i wanna work where you work! 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

I do indeed 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

My point exactly, infact sometimes im so bad i eat with dirty forks 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Can you drink BOILING hot tea in a dirty cup? huh? well?... I rest my case 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Pffffft, you couldnt fill these shoes, you dont even know how to use your space bar 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Happy B-day mate 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

What the hells a proxy... 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

A few years ago i loaned him about 500 quid and never had to ask. I couldnt mess him around with re payments let alone anyone else 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

See the pictures attached, i didnt even ask for this. Hes been my best friend for years and knows how much i love jumping. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Pffff no sugar is for wimps. I have 2 sometimes 3 depending on where the needle is on the hardcore meter. One time, i didnt even wash the cup thoroughly ... 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Only if you share those lips 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Did i mention the tea comes out BOILING hot? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

I dont know who your talking about, i dont know any Elvis... 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Its actually really funny, i was telling this Scottish fella i work with about him and he was laughing away saying "yep thats Nigel for ya" But then i explained how i was watching TV and he came in the room and shadow boxed the wall, actually hitting it once and kinda looking pleased with himself! Well that was it the whole work place was in stitches of laughter saying maybe he was trying to court me, stamping his authority of the alpha male! bless 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Know it all bull shitters... I was warned about this guy who i work with called Nigel, infact i was told "You know when hes chatting shit because his mouth moves" Well i laughed my head off and thought "cant be that bad" Anyway, he knows the guy that invented the wingsuit, the inventor even broke both his legs landing it in a test jump lets see, hes a helicopter pilot aswell, but he only done that after saving the world as a soldier in the British army. In his spare time he also likes to DJ at the biggest nightclub around here (opened by Robert De Niro) The last straw was when i was telling him about how my weekend was, explained that i went out and got absolutely shit faced out my tree on booze with my buddy, not thinking i also threw into the bag that my mate likes to shall we say "dabble" with weed. So im running a machine when one of my work mates comes up to me and says "I didnt know you smoke ganja?" Aparently i do now... I laughed so hard that when i was clocking off work i made it loud enough to hear me in the tea room, "cant wait to get home and have a toke on the sweet sweet crack pipe" Wanker 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

An ex SAS fella was talking about this, said it was highly inpractical. But the best part was what a was reading in the Guardian, went something like this "Special forces will glide into combat carrying a reserve parachute should the wings fail" Made it sound like you could land the fucking thing 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.