Andy_Copland

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  1. Personally i think (while being as nice as possible) that its a pretty stupid question. Europe is a big place, not a single country... less chat more splat. Get your bags and jump. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  2. Got something against 24 huh? Im going to join the black panthers, i suddenly feel discriminated against. *raises fist* 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  3. What would be funnier, she's laying down. Tea bag picture or cock slap to the cheek video? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  4. She'd be wise not to do that, or i might give the one hand over the nose and one on the back of the head next time she plays hide the sausage in her mouth. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  5. I still wanna say it. But right now im running a bath so im keeping my fucking mouth shut 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  6. JTNesbitt will do it. He is the beer snob around these parts and does do a fine job i might add. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  7. It`s business. It`s business time. You know when I`m down to just my socks it`s time for business that`s why they call it business socks. ooooohhhhh Winds are looking gay for the next couple of days for any local objects to be honest. We shall rape and pillage soon. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  8. 30pack of Keystone "Im more poor than the guys shooting each other for fun in the inner city" Light please. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  9. Are you volunteering? I can only pay in the beer left in the bottom of my bottle thats 50% saliva and seeing as the wifes ill i have sex wee to spare. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  10. I was going to strip my boxers of all the elastic, use two empty beer bottles as posts and sling myself there, but when i realised i didnt have the dynamite i got confused... 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  11. Yea, i was sick. Sick of her shit and had to give her the back hand detaching her retina. *looks nervously behind him.... its cool she cant see what im writing* 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  12. I can't get her to do it, shes sick. On that note, who'd ahve thought choking, hair pulling and donkey punches could detach a retina? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  13. I've drank about 8, i feel just fine albeit a little light headed. I am in a small 1 room apartment with a box of empty chocolates in front of me (im such a queen) and the day is young. I have a key for my front door that i dont have to use as the door is already open. And shoes that dont need laced up as thats how i roll sucka. How do i get my beer? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  14. That was the super secret minute and a half, it was fucking amazing youtube blocked it and it exploded my LCD screen out. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  15. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjKB9iS_JME Because i can. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  16. With 31 jumps i only see one poser 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  17. I sometimes do it before sex too, sometimes being the keyword. Usually by that time if they are ready to sleep with me i dont really give a crap about the runway marks in my pants. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  18. Because its true and i still do it. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  19. Nah, hes way too fat to be like me. On the serious note to the OP: Being scared is natural, just dont let it get the best of ya. Take a look around the aircraft and feed off the happiness and anticipation of others with the realisation that you're in the same boat. Its great fun. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  20. I got in the shower and washed my cock and balls really good, then put on clean underwear. I wanted to be fresh for the funeral home. No really i did. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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    You never call me, GOD 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  22. Epic Fail 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  23. Hey i saved the emails and there is NO mention of beer ya scrounging cunt As i told you, Celtic park was broken into and the entire contents of the trophy room were stolen, police are believed to be looking for a man was a green carpet. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  24. You can go through the thread and quote me on that, oh wait you can't because i didn't say that did I? Im not the one being narrow minded. "Nope, real men play hockey" 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  25. Ummm yes. Thats my whole point. Also your little "they are weapons" is bullshit. They are a tool, not a weapon. Otherwise they'd swing them around their heads and use them as clubs. If anyone gets a stick to the face in a big game it makes national sports reels as its not all that common. I mean hockey is so tough you cant even trip someone over I wonder how hard those players would check each other without all the protective equipment? I'm betting not as hard. Like i said, maybe watch a game before you decide whats tougher. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.