Andy_Copland

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  1. I think a lot of people dont realise that all that forward movement makes the canopy opening different to opening at terminal when falling straight down. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  2. 1200ft 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  3. I'd go with main too, and keep a close watch on alti and canopy opening. If it starts going pear shape im screaming something cool like "Led Zep RUULLLLLE" as i fall away from my canopy hoping on the reserve. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  4. I'd run up and down the A/C waiving my arms screaming "WONT SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!" Then cover my ears and sing while rocking back and forth on the floor. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  5. Looks like a fucking sweet DZ to me. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  6. Nice little nugget that. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  7. Myself 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  8. Fuck sake, he's on his period again. Hey Chris, go jump and get off forums ya fag. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  9. It better be some world ending BBQ sauce. Im in. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  10. Narwhales 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  11. Lee gave that man everything with his big fucking heart. Fuck Miguel. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  12. That was actually really quite funny. John take note. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  13. I want it with less hair than Michael Jacksons boy lovers. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  14. True. You cant be hungover if your still drunk! But if that isnt possible i love chugging Gatorade and greasy food Pack a BASE rig and let it sweat out of ya then do a Peter, bet that would wake ya up! 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  15. More Alcohol. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  16. I didnt think you are anyone... 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  17. Dude, you live in Switzerland, if you land off it just means you have further to walk, lets google map your DZ and see the green! Also no real clue about the winds? Dont you look at the sun and direction of the wind to it before getting on the AC? Not the most accurate, but helpful in those situations. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  18. You have to be trolling, a case of soda? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  19. Went to a festival... went to buy a beer and it went like this. "Hi. Can i have 2 beers please Sir" "No, you need beer tickets" "OK.... where do i get these beer tickets?" "Over there" "Thank you" ------ "2 beer tickets please" "can i see your ID?" "Yes my love, here you go" -------- Back to beer stand "2 beers my good man" "where is your wrist band?" "wrist band???" "cant serve you without a wrist band" ------- Back to tickets stand "can i get a wrist band please?" "sure, sorry" -------- Back to beer stand "2 beers my good man, heres my wrist band" (it wasnt put on, i was holding it) "sorry she needs to put it on you" At this point i got fucking pissed and called him a dumb redneck. He wouldnt talk to me or serve me so had to get his buddy to serve me who then gave me 2 free beers extra as he could see how angry i was getting and how much of a dick the other guy was being to me. I wasn't even drunk at this point! Oh..then went to a friends party, got wasted, pissed on my bedroom floor thinking it was the toilet. Oops. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  20. USA didnt do bad in the last world cup and no one took interest. But like all Americans, if they win suddenly they will own the shirts and go nuts with chants of USA USA USA! like they have been loyal fans forever 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  21. "And if you look to your left you can see the bench where Michael served his famous Jesus juice, we'll continue to the bedroom where he let the children watch the porn in just a moment" What an awesome tour that would be! 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  22. For someone who doesn't like the BBC too much you sure do watch it a lot The whole media circus is busy painting him with "sure there was some controversy, but his music outshines all of that" So to be accepted as a child molester i guess you just need to sell albums. I'll never get to ride his train now 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  23. Win! 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  24. Again? I just had to buy a fucking dozen roses today. Even the lady at the counter was like "what ya do?" "Im a guy, everything i do is wrong" Well i only got beaten twice this week so thats ok 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  25. Anyone seen it? Watched it today and if you can get past the typical war movie cheese its a good flick. Thoroughly enjoyed it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GxSDZc8etg 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.