Andy_Copland
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Going back in the box! Gotta go catch my train to work 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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The mods know all! 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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Pffft, thinking your all bad arse. I once stubbed my toe REALLY hard and didnt cry. I may of hopped and i may of cursed til i was blue in the face, but i did not cry. I thought so, keep walking tough guy 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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those british kids talking made me say god bless........
Andy_Copland replied to josheezammit's topic in The Bonfire
My cousin married a texan here in the UK. He brought all his texas buddies. I can admit that you guys can drink, i ended up in full American chemical warefare suit playing cards totally out my tree with booze We still killed them in the drinking games though! 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. -
They're from Portsmouth 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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Even i would pay money to see that Also if you can visit portsmouth and still like England then your alright, Portsmouth is a dump! 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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If you worked with some of the guys i do you'd know I work with one guy and when he talks you can see his teeth are so loose they blow in the wind 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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Origin of "perfectly good airplane" ?
Andy_Copland replied to AlexK's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
I seen some guys i used to knock about with when i was on my way to the DZ, they are the typical type who like to think they are as hard as nails. They seen my kit bag and asked where i was going, when i replied skydiving one of em turned around and said "only skydiving? not exactly BASE jumping is it" I just gave that dry smile that says "yes keep walking, i have no time for you wanker" 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. -
Yea! How do you like them apples! 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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I knew someone was gonna throw it into the pot! I'll have you know i have a nice gob of teeth 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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Technically im no monkey, thats way up yorkshire end where they cant complete sentances "Right off down pub, back 10 want dinner bed" Im just a southern fairy, but i think is kip the shandy drinker tag 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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Southern shandy drinking fairy 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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I laughed all the way through reading that, its so true. And the end about landing on our foot or someone elses was the icing on the cake 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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What gets me is how Mr Bean was a bigger hit... 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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Blackadder was the best "Baldrick why are you carrying a bullet with your name on it?" "Well sir they say every bullet has your name on it so i figured if i carried mine around i couldntget hit by it" 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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I was young and dumb, she came to our school and i was thinking the typical princess thing, then this wrinkley old cow shook my hand, wtf? Where are the firm breasts and rosey cheeks! 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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You know im only 5'6....you wanker I met princess Anne you know, smashing lady 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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You've brought a tear to this young chaps eye Rule Britania, Britania rules the waves 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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Origin of "perfectly good airplane" ?
Andy_Copland replied to AlexK's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
I thought the whole "why would you jump from aperfectly good plane" was tongue in cheek humour for people that couldnt understand, like a universal phrase. Then my old man said it...then a guy at work... and yes they said "perfectly" good plane 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. -
You probably shouldn't mention that to a woman you want to date...
Andy_Copland replied to ntrprnr's topic in The Bonfire
I've yet to meet anyone who turns their nose up at me for skydiving, but i dont mention it much and when i do its "normally" positive. Apart from the ones who know more than me withut ding a tandem 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. -
Things you don't want to hear from your co-workers
Andy_Copland replied to McDuck's topic in The Bonfire
The irony in Walt looking after mental patients when he takes pictures of his own turds 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. -
Things you don't want to hear from your co-workers
Andy_Copland replied to McDuck's topic in The Bonfire
"I had kebab last night" after letting one go near me 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. -
I never get that, why do us Brits talk about the fucking weather? I mean taxi drivers are the worst... Anyway Bo scotland, yada yada yada, *starts football chant" "IM ENGLAND TIL I DIE IM ENGLAND TIL I DIE! 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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I ran down the road at 4am in the snow in just my boxer shorts and scaled the METAL drain pipe of my then girlfriends house to climb in her window and kiss her goodnight 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
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I had an ex that was the type that always said "He wasnt flirting, he was just being nice" And it wasnt her playing dumb, she just was. Please women would you just understand that the majority of the time men are looking after number 1! 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.