Andy_Copland

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  1. Andy_Copland
    That bit made me laugh out loud, great story. Congrats 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  2. Andy_Copland
    Positive. The differance being my hourly rate kicks the arse out of most of the guys there who do the same job as me. I dont get extra for weekends for bank holidays either. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  3. Andy_Copland
    Being a contractor at work i am not entitled to the end of month bonus for keeping the plant running well. So i get so much crap from a workmate who always talks about his fucking bonus and takes the piss out of me. Not anymore. I picked up a memo from the Environmental Manager and copied the layout exactly and inserted a nice paragraph about how the bonus was going to be split and shared with contractors and placed it on the notice board. The bastard fell for it hook, line and sinker and is going mad about it. I dont have the heart to tell him it was a wind up What!? I gotta have some fun at work! 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  4. Andy_Copland
    Bastard. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  5. Andy_Copland
    Started off on a Belgian lager called Etoile Dor then went on the the good old dutch beer Grolsch 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  6. Andy_Copland
    1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  7. Andy_Copland
    What if they dont have either? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  8. Andy_Copland
    Whats the proper procedure if you piss or shit the bed because your so drunk you cant find the toilet in a distant relatives house you rarely visit. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  9. Andy_Copland
    I dont but im just gonna nod my head... *slowly shuffles away* At least i knew they were southern! 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  10. Andy_Copland
    And the UK.... wooo hooo 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  11. Andy_Copland
    Im guessing these are southern states? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  12. Andy_Copland
    My brothers Ipod didnt burst into flames when i borrowed it for the weekend so i got my $200 safety deposit back! 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  13. Andy_Copland
    I remember that sig Im cinfused about your designated areas though.... 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  14. Andy_Copland
    Your a bad man 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  15. Andy_Copland
    This is exactly why i like your posts, i just cant take offense, its too funny 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  16. Andy_Copland
    If a girl has really bad teeth is it OK to get a blow job and not feel disgusted if you wear a condom? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  17. Andy_Copland
    Me likey this idea 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  18. Andy_Copland
    I got wood 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  19. Andy_Copland
    Now you got me wondering why we say it... Maybe because the bell end resembles a door knowb in a strange way... no thats why we use the word "bell end" hmmm 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  20. Andy_Copland
    A penis 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  21. Andy_Copland
    I wonder if he'll say it in his new movie 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  22. Andy_Copland
    I never thought of it like that..... 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  23. Andy_Copland
    Its me getting wasted but thats not the point! Im talking about people that just get drunk and wanna punch heads. The length of our main high street is about 500metres. I saw 2 police vans, an ambulance, one guy screaming at a policeman as he was getting dragged away and the dude get a punch in the nose for helping a drunk off the floor. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  24. Andy_Copland
    But the English drinking culture is shit. Everyone on a mission to get as wasted as possible as fast as possible then act like knobs. I was biking home and saw this drunk fella fall over, a stranger goes to help him up and what does he get for the trouble, a smack in the nose. Its so familiar and quite pathetic. Even the women like to get stuck in with heels at the ready to rain womenly wrath down on the heads of people. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  25. Andy_Copland
    Let it die Billy, just let it die you bastard! 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.