Andy_Copland

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  1. Thats a gem! 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  2. Cant get that shit here 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  3. Couple of nights ago these little kids (11 or 12 years old) pointed a BB gun at my sister and her kid (9 months old) Her bloke is practically in crutches after a rugby match and cant do anything, the police have been called and as usual they dont come out. my sister went to one of the kids houses and told the mother what happened, her response "its only a plastic toy." Now the thought of these little shits pointing even a BB gun at my sister and baby is making me see red. My solution so far is finish work early tomorrow, catch the little shits and take the gun. hopefully one of the daddy's comes out so i can vent some rage 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  4. Not my brother or sister thats for sure 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  5. Middle 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  6. Some of the stones came from Wales 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  7. I will never touch Ouzo again. I was in greece, 14 years old and pulled this very attractive older girl who was 17. She went and got a bottle of Ouzo and we decided to get down and dirty. Deer in headlights comes to mind and the only comfort for me about to be eaten alive and spat out by my first women was......Ouzo. So we are in her room and im necking the stuff, next thing i know im naked, shes crawling down my body with kisses and.......... yea i threw up and my daddy had to come collect me picking me up like the little kid i was and take me away. Oh the Shame!!! I feel better now though..... 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  8. I never realised people got that fast, i thought the record was by a frenchman of 324mph or something like that. Is speed skydiving very popular? If not is it getting more popular? I havnt heard a great deal about it. It sounds awesome though. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  9. And with that funny im sinking this last beer and going to bed. YOU BAD! 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  10. As soon as they hit 16 send em packing to the military. Just think of an Army of little packers making you a profit while you tell em "Your doing this for the family, we need to keep corn on the table" 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  11. Your braver than me, God speed Skinnyshrek.....God speed 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  12. I was thinking the same thing 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  13. I live in Cambridge and i still look at Kings College in amazement
  14. Dirty Sanchez all the way, Jackass are trying to compete but lets face it, getting liposuction without any pain relief and getting your friend to drink the contents....thats TV! 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  15. Come again? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  16. It was a god plane. Awkward door though. Was cramped closing it and i ended up with my head in someones arse. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  17. one of these. It had seats and everything Also i dont know what the black bird is doing, its almost squaring up to the Let410 saying "you think you own this field with your big engines and fat nose" 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  18. I think they would be pretty similar..apart from ones hot and ones cold... *puts the crack pipe down* 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  19. Thats some imagination you have there. I like it 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  20. *Beats the memory out of freeflir29 with frying pan, sticks pot over his head and beats with wooden spoon* Now what would you rather die of now you've forgot your 10 years in the air force? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  21. So what would you prefere. Sweating your bean bag off in a desert dehydrated and eventually not being able to go on and laying down to die. Or Waist deep in snow wishing you'd been to scouts and learnt how to build an igloo getting so cold that the shivers stop and again...lay down to die. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  22. Work, cant get enough of sweet sweet work 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  23. Kiss my hairy bean bag mother fucker 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  24. I really liked the vibe at headcorn, i met some cool people and made some cool jumps from the Let410 (which had seats!) I turned up and had an in depth DZ brief and got to jumping. The turna around was slow but only had myself to blame not being able to pack. I was shocked that students where on radio up to 50 jumps but really impressed at the same time. It was very safety orientated. The DZ is on a pretty small airfield that is quite busy with air traffic. Sometimes your left floating around waiting for traffic to pass by but always got the 12k. The student gear on hire was very good (ignoring the fury) and i had a great time playing with a silhouette 190 which was brand new. I enjoyed myself and met some very nice people at the end having a beer, if you havnt been check it out. I had a brilliant time.
  25. He got my Mobile (cell to you Americans) yesterday. I turned around and there he was on my bed, phone casing on the floor and battery in his mouth. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.