Andy_Copland

Jesus christ im glad i brought out such a good first post in someone 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers. Wouldnt catch me doing that... 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Ooooooooooooooof! you got me in one! 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of anything foreign. Oh and...... Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke. Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters. Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage. Only in Britain... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. Only in Britain... are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink. NOT TO MENTION.. 3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue. 142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts 58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers. 31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in. 19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate. British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents. 101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet. 18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth. A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth. 5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of Control Scalextric cars. And finally......... In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet I am proud to be British 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

I've came to the conclusion that there is no such thing as an ugly SA bird 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Nah hes a flocker, i think hes progressing a bit fast only being 2 years old but he knows his onions when it comes to it 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Nearly forgot, and a deep fried Mars bar, then said "How you doin hen" 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Nah it was Morag and i took her for a fish supper 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

No amount of running will help, your a marked man. You'd be aswell dropping your trousers and saying "go on, spank me hard. I've been very bad" 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Your bad 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

*Pulls up chair, sits down with some chicken soup and cracks open a Brewski* You've had it now peej 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

That would be so freakin cool if he did I love top gear, its the best show on TV. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Nope. Hes an excited one who jumps on the keyboard if i head to the door. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

gggggggggggggggggggvb3444opjup ------------------------------------------ Im so proud of the little guy, beer. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/north_yorkshire/5366422.stm 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Late again, Americans can never get timing right 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Cool, started this out of bordom with the intention of getting flamed and generally seeing peoples reactions and it was boring, only a couple of replies but now its starting to take off. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

3 new to head down, the other guy had done it with others but cant do it on his own. But we just went linked. No one below us and experienced guys behind. It funneled for a while but when it was there it was just rock solid and we rode it down to 5k. Smiles all around

So today i done my first two head downs, both being 3-ways. What can i say, it was insanely fun. Then the other weekend it was 8-way speed star, horny gorillas, trains and now head down. Only thing i found awkward was checking my alti so eyeballed the ground time to time, 189mph to 120 before dumping is so much fun, makes you realise how fast you were actually going. Edit: Congratulations to my jump buddy also, cant take all the credit here as it was his firt head down too 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

*BUMP* Its Thursday dude, just got to power through these last couple days of work and we are good to go I've watched the video about 20 times since i got it last night 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

That fucking woodpecker is relentless 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

I actually caught them from The Dirty Sanchez 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

2 days and im itchy... fucking crabs 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Or setting the bulls horns on fire and watching it run around in a panic, thats my favourite part its really cool. But as you say, its "tradition." 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

It made great footage though and i was off at 5 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.