Andy_Copland

Pikeys - I wanna see Scoop cry Beer in my fridge - I cant drink them because of my pain medication These headphones - The lining is gone and they hurt my big ears 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Well done mate

Wrong! Just Wrong! 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Thats my stereo on the bottom left, sneaky pikey bitch! 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Well you see he was showing off his brand new rig at the fairground when this bitch in burberry baseball cap with huge gold plated earings came up to him "Thats a parachute innit mate, lets 'ave a look" Scoop sensed his opportunity and calmly put his gatorz on while proceeding to put a smoke between his ultra cool lips. He explained how he knocks on deaths door and unlike every other skydiver who just runs away he told her how he regularly makes death HIS bitch with a swift kick to his boney bollocks. "Fuckin' 'ell geez, thats proper sweet. How far back up do you go once you pull your thingy?" This went on for a good 30 minutes before Scoop came out with his "Wanna do a 2-way?" It was like a chinese new year, sparks flew. He got the girl, caught an STD and got his arse beat by a guy with no shirt for touching his sister. Edit: If anyone goes to a fairground in the near future and finds a blue wings container being sold by a dodgy looking bloke picking scabs off his chest please PM Scoop 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Yea but you could probably pay for that without as much chance of getting an infection 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Im taxing that little nugget! *puts on jacket to go to DZ* 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Thats why Scoop treats em like the dogs they are and sodimizes the crap out of them. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Yea how the fook did you manage a fine like that 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

While your doing the dirty dog you can yank on those bad boy gold hoops, just not too hard they might spit their gum out...... innit 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

A pikey fetish That is all 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Have fun 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

I'll second that! Huzzah! 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

I was only teasing Still im not sure i'd like to be the guinea pig for malfunction research. I sure hope that paid well Ummm, just so i can get a picture here you test jumped a bag lock. You had 2 reserves as well as your bag locked main? Was one a belly reserve then? Sorry to the original poster, not trying to hijack this. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

It would be nice if the quality was better and you could slow it down to see exactly whats going on, but you get the idea http://www.skydivingmovies.com/ver2/pafiledb.php?action=file&id=2746&string=mycutaway 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

*puts fingers in ears and hums a tune* Im not listening to anyone stupid enough to test jump a bag lock On a serious note though i was reading that a bag lock (however unlikely) can stand you up. I vaguely remember watching one on SDM.com that had enough drag to get someone off their belly. Personally i dont want to find out myself Edit: Spelling 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Also a bag lock can stand you up 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

You like that huh? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

I just got some crisp dust (potato chip to you loons) up my nose.... I need to sneeze and need to hold it back 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

The bike was tougher than me. I think what happened was i hit the curb, smacked my head off the lamp post and landed on the curb with my side. So i have a nice lump on my noggin as well 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

It was a fucking spectacular wipe out though! I got up, ran around for a while hunched over gritting my teeth then just fell flat on my back for a few minutes breathing thinking "What a dumb fuck" before getting up and peddling home and to my bed 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

I didnt think the damage was too bad but thought i better get it checked out this morning. I woke up and could hardly get out of bed so thought "fuck this im seeing a Dr" Im such a dork 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Nope, cycling drunk..... into lamp posts 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

I wont get into the details because it was me being an idiot... But im now pissing traces of blood because my kidney has taken a slight beating and a couple of ribs are cracked. Im signed off for at least 2 weeks but i need to work as im a contractor and dont get sick pay.. I dont know what to do 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Police have been called, its too complicated for them whn dealing with kids. They'd rather leave alone like they have. Wankers 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.