Andy_Copland

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  1. Is it climbing tomorrow? Cant make it Well im just about to get my arse to the airport and meet popsjumper, from the avatar im guessing he wont be hard to find Hmmm, think i'll buy a bulk 100 jump package. Fuck who knows, might even be able to throw a camera on my head when i get back to the UK 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  2. Got hold of pops and told him what time im flying into Atlanta but i got the ticket on orbitz so dont have al the info i need right now. Like what gate etc. Just know its delta airlines but it has the flight number so with some scren watching pops should see what gate im getting out at and be able to find me. If not i'll go to a desk and say i've lost my dad and get them to find him over the loud speaker 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  3. It was actally Detroit. I politely said after sitting for an hour in a room with no documents "would it be posible to know when i'll be seen, i have a flight boarding in 15 minutes and still need to go through check in" Fucker just said "your airline knows you are here, you will miss your flight." Fuckers all just walked around as if without a care in the world, it was so slow i had to bite my tongue. Then the women starts asking "wow, what makes you want to jump out of planes?" As i go to answer the dude with her obviously felt lke his position as big customs man with the gun was under threat so chimed in before i could answer "i've done 6 jumps!" I thought i was gonna lose all my hair that day. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  4. I got stopped because i look too darn cool. Im chalking it up to that. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  5. Well i dont take long to work my magic. I got hit on before i even hit the soil. I managed to pull a Danny! Fucking dude shook my hand and gave me his number. I gotta get rid of this goatee Also customs made me miss my flight and askd me 3 milion questions and took my pasport/papers etc. I was the only fucking white person in the room filled with people of middle eastern looking decent. Why me. Drive through banking/beer shops and 24 hour White Castle burgers which give you major gas. Its an odd place you colonials live 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  6. 0% commision. I'd say thats a bargain 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  7. Thanks Billy, surfing intraweb now 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  8. I'm way too busy to be gagging for beer right now. I'm thinking of heading down the travel agents to go get some £ converted to $ and try not to slap them in the face with a big fat holiday brochure when they tell me the commision they want to perform said task. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  9. Ah hang on let me paint a picture here. Nightshift, GAGGING for a beer and a hot meal in the comfort of my own home, so what does Mr Pincheck send me? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  10. I just popped around to my sisters to get some of her home made soup, she made the mistake of saying "its in the fridge" so now i have soup for breakfast (damn nice soup) and a noon bottle of Carling. "Andy dont, Ben counts the bottles to see if you've been around here" 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  11. Andy_Copland

    new pet.

    Recently my 14 year old Jack Russel passed away so that picture just got a big fat grin out of me, cheers 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  12. Oktoberfest rocks 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  13. Nah 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  14. Bad memories have made me the person i am today, no i wouldnt.
  15. We can get 5 in that bad boy 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  16. Its not that great but where the far right dude is standing is the door 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  17. I think its a beautiful little jump ship 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  18. With all due respect, im British and its a national game......... And you are so correct. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  19. Me, Shropshire and Woodpecker took a 3-way linked out the door. I personally had never jumped the cherokee and i dont think they had either. It went flawlessly. The door slides open and you just have to be careful not to hit any parts you shouldnt 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  20. Well if you wanna get technical i was born to full blooded Scots in a "British" military hospital in Wegberg, Germany. Then moved to Scotland, then England, then Scotland and finally England again. oooh had some time in holland too (bother was born there) 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  21. I'll get some 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  22. Sex 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  23. Any help would be appreciated mate, whos hans? Any ideas you can give me? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  24. Whats road hea....... oh my god you sick bastard Just needing a lift Tuesday to the farm! Spread the word and beers will be on the menu! 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.
  25. Tuesday is cheap 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.