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Redneck Nativity Scene An Outsider in a small Texas town around Christmas time, saw a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. But one small feature was all wrong: the three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets. Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, he left. At a "Quik Stop" on the edge of town, he asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets. She exploded into a rage, yelling, "You darn Yankees never read your Bibles!" The Outsider assured her that he did, but simply couldn't recall anything about firemen in the Bible. She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and riffled through some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a passage. Sticking it in the guys face she said, "See, it says right here, 'The three wise men came from afar.'" BSBD Home of the Alabama Gang

What does Christmas and a kitten walking in sand have in common? Sandy Claus. BSBD Home of the Alabama Gang

Ha,ha... Heard that one on Sirius Playboy channel the other day and could not remember it to save my life. BSBD Home of the Alabama Gang

An American couple, Hank and Kitty, and a Russian, Rudolph, were travelling by train to an international conference in Warsaw. As the weather closed in, Kitty asked: "Is it rain or sleet out there?" "It looks like rain," said Hank. "I agree," added Rudolph. "Well it looks like sleet to me," insisted Kitty. "I can assure you that it's rain," said Rudolph firmly. "Well, I say you are wrong," snapped Kitty. "Please," said Hank, trying to calm his wife, "surely you realize that Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear?" BSBD Home of the Alabama Gang

I met him down there over Thanksgiving at the airport. He was admiring our two matching C-182 orange and blue jump planes. (We were doing the demo into PCC) Great guy and I'm looking forward to making some jumps from his planes. Oh by the way -Thats going to be a kickass way to enter the party. - Daniel BSBD Home of the Alabama Gang

Would that be Cap'n Jimbo? BSBD Home of the Alabama Gang

The picture quality is poor... I will throw out a guess at an outside rotating antenna control wire. BSBD Home of the Alabama Gang

Smoking (cigs), skipping and caught fooling around with my highschool teacher Ended up marrying her Now happily single again

"And wow! Hey! What's this thing coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding word like... ow... ound... round... ground! That's it! That's a good name -ground! I wonder if it will be friends with me?"

A bag of marshmellows with a poem... You've been naughty So heres the scoop You're getting nothing for Christmas But Snowman poop..... BSBD Home of the Alabama Gang

What airplanes? BSBD Home of the Alabama Gang

As with most things in the world, when you increase quantity you decrease quality. IMHO Just because we live longer due to technological advancements doesn't mean we live better, more fruitful, gratifying lives. (paraphrase of MM in Contact?) BSBD Home of the Alabama Gang

I'll start out by saying that I am fairly new to the demo world and have only jumped smoke a few times. I was wondering, is it possible to have a smoke generate different colors at different times using the same firing mechanism? ie.. Start with red burn to white and finish with blue. Could this be done in the same cannister? Or would three shorter burn cannisters be needed with some type of delay mechanism? Sorry if this is a drift. I was just thinking that it would be a good visual effect and with your obvious expertise maybe you could come up with something ,or tell me it already exist, or tell me its not feasible. Thanks - Daniel BSBD Home of the Alabama Gang

Put me down for a case or 2

Definitely Cotton Balls Probably follows the same line as the tissue... But there are others http://www.unusualphobias.com/cotton.html BSBD Home of the Alabama Gang

CLOWNS ! and cotton balls BSBD Home of the Alabama Gang

Tornado hit near where I work and closer to where I live. No damage to either. 31 Kids in a daycare (Skating Rink) survived though the center was completely destoyed. BSBD Home of the Alabama Gang

Happy Birthday!!!! from MO-TOWN Ya need to come visit us soon, bring Chuck if you have to... -We miss y'all - Daniel BSBD Home of the Alabama Gang

How about another demo story. I love those. I am just now starting doing demos and hope everyday to never have as many stories as you. I especially liked the one where you had all these pyros strapped to your leg. One of the team set his off , and boom. Then ground called wanting to know why you haven't set yours off and *fortunately* you had an equipment malfunction. (I think that was the jist of the story) Come on its been awhile now. All of your fans are waiting... BSBD Home of the Alabama Gang

Try DotNetNuke Its ASP 2.0 You can deploy it with a wide range of features and make changes just by logging in to the site. Its fairly simple and easy to deploy and adjust to your liking... And its free ... edit to add http://www.dotnetnuke.com/ It is an Open Source Frame Work project and has several offerings such as forums, galleries, guestbook etc. You will need a Database backend which most hosting companies such as GoDaddy will provide as part of the hosting package. Hope this helps - Daniel BSBD Home of the Alabama Gang

1:2:1 Winds too high Sat. Completed Coach course -First rating. Next on list is D license, Pro-Rating, SL/I... BSBD Home of the Alabama Gang

Boobie Show BSBD Home of the Alabama Gang

I guess I need to make clear that this was a while back ago, happened right before the USPA got involved with ASCs marketing practices. This isn't a new issue but rather my feeble attempt to correct it. I do not know if ASC was directly involved, or if it was an overzealous staff member, or what. I would just like to figure out a way to fix it. So far,unfortunately, it sounds like legal is the way to go. BSBD Home of the Alabama Gang

There was a period of time where a bunch of skydiving websites started to redirect to ASC's website. According to Network Solutions at the time we were good until 06/07 but another registrar showed it belonging to someone else. The ASC site came up for about a month then it would redirect to a parked page. I wasn't handling our site then or I would have taken a more active stance at the time. Stealing domains isn't or wasn't all that difficult if you use a less than scrupulous registry service. Now we have locked the registrar on the .net domain to prevent this from occuring. So, the first lesson learned was to make sure you lock registrars! BSBD Home of the Alabama Gang

A while back ago our DZ fell victim to the ASC web-site theft. Our webmaster at the time simply registered us under the .net version of the name and we now use this. It has been a thorn in our side ever since and our intentions were to reclaim the .com. I waited patiently for a year as the .com came up for expiry (10/10/06) and then backordered it. (big mistake) No sooner did I backorder than it came up with a new expiry this time in year 07. according to info@whois-help.info-- This domain is currently in EXTENDED REDEMPTION -- So I e mailed Info@enom.com who responded --Thank you for your inquiry about this domain. Unfortunately the domain is not for sale or available for registration. There are no current plans to auction or delete the domain, although this is subject to change at any time without notice.-- Blah,blah,blah Then --If you can demonstrate objective trademark rights for this domain name, we may be able to reconsider. Objective trademark rights include a registered trademark or an opinion letter from an attorney which analyses and explains your common law trademark rights in relation to a domain name. We would require a copy of the government issued trademark documentation to proceed. If you have trademark rights, but your use is nonetheless not exclusive, other options may not be available.-- Surely there are other options to undo what was done and reclaim the domain name. the domain is www.skydiveopelika.com BSBD Home of the Alabama Gang