ClayFowler

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  1. Now....jump your ass off and learn to fly on your head. Once you go head down you'll never go back. "I want to fly like a silly angel, Lean for the sky, straight into the sun"-Fuel Clay
  2. Aggie Dave: That game is still out there. It's called Coca Cola Free Fall. I think it's on the Flash player web site. "I want to fly like a silly angel, Lean for the sky, straight into the sun"-Fuel Clay
  3. Now thats a match made in heaven. Sounds like the pleasantries I exchange with my ex-wife. LMAO "I want to fly like a silly angel, Lean for the sky, straight into the sun"-Fuel Clay
  4. Everybody has fear sooner or later. The challenge is to control the fear. If you dont control it, it Will control you. Confidence in the equipment and knowledge of the subject is essential. I guess you can call me lucky. I was a jumper with the US Air Force. You havent felt fear until you are at 800FT, in the dark, on a C-141 with 139 Army joes, waiting to step off into the darkness with 150 lbs of equipment strapped to you. I cant tell you how many times I got butterflies when I heard "Outboard personnel, Stand Up!" Many a night did I say to myself, "I just dont want to do this." But, I always went to the door without hesitation. That was relatively easy, because it was my job and I had a mission to do. Dont think I havent stopped on several rides to altitude and asked myself why I was out jumping for the hell of it? Cause I love it. Thats why! Your fate is in the hands of God. No matter what choices you make in life. When it's your time to go you'll go. I would rather burn in under half a chute than slip in the bathtub. Just my choice "I want to fly like a silly angel, Lean for the sky, straight into the sun"-Fuel Clay
  5. Cool! I want a copy. Sounds like we might have the same sense of humor. A little morbid! I would have gone back up on the next load though. Just to flip off the reaper! Get a new robe freak! "I want to fly like a silly angel, Lean for the sky, straight into the sun"-Fuel Clay
  6. Just a small piece of advice before any of you attempt to jump with a head cold. I figured....whats the worst that can happen? Right? I'll just do one jump and see what happens. Well....for the last 7 hours it feels something like I have a FUCKING BASKETBALL taped to the side of my head. It has not been pleasant and I hope it goes away soon. I even wore ear plugs so that the Alti change might not be so fast. Didnt do much.......Amyone know a good ear nose and throat doc in the Atl area? LOL
  7. PLFKING: I guess Sin missed your class.....LOL Bones heal and chics dig scars. He'll be a babe Magnet!
  8. ClayFowler

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    I'll say this once. YOU HAVE TO DIE OF SOMETHING, Death is inevitable. You can either choose to live or just exist in the short time you have on this planet. GO FAST TAKE CHANCES AND FOR GOD"S SAKE DONT WEAR A HELMET!!!!!
  9. OK...OK....OK....I was assuming he meant that he WAS NOT originally part of the big way and somehow ended up under them. Moral of the story....this would be bad juju. Dont get yourself into this situation.
  10. What does every person in West Virginia that has ever been on TV have in common. They all gave the same quote. "First I heard this wooshin sound, and then I felt the trailer rise up.........."
  11. Congrats...Now get some free fly coaching and learn the ways of the Jedi!
  12. That really blows goats. Blue skies Bro. See ya again soon. Tell Jay I said hello!
  13. Mr. Blue, Mr. Blue.....Can we get your thoughts on swooping? What was your training regimen for Quincy? (as cameras flash and reporters swarm around this highly regarded celebrity) Seriously....Way to go! Congrats and keep burnin it up! I want to see a FRONT cover by this time next year!
  14. Emma: If the swing ever gave way things could go bad. Injuries are always a possibility.
  15. OK...here's where we get situational dependent. If you are under a large formation(define large) and it's pull time (dont have the alt left to track away from all those people). Sit still....you'll have clear airspace before you know it. If you have altitude......track the hell away!
  16. Carl, Why would you wear a peice of protective equipment named after a blender setting?
  17. I know all about it. I grew up and Georgia and I'm bilingual. I speak English and Redneck! Fluently
  18. Jess: Just cause we are silly doesnt mean you have to point out the fact!
  19. Remi: I earned the right to talk shit about the Army. I was in the Air Force for 10 years and had a job that put me working with the Army full time. It was fun...I wouldnt trade my experiences for anything but I also caught no end of shit for being a "wingnut" "Air Force" "ETACS" etc etc. Questions like, Who the hell are you? What are AF guys doing out here? What kind of weapon is that? Why is your Beret black? Are you a Ranger? Etc etc etc.I love those guys but the "regular" Army can tend to be "not the brightest bulbs on the Christmas tree." At least Chuck is an SF guy. They are quite the step up from "regular Army" but I still like to give them some professional ribbing.
  20. You go Sis! Fuck the chics that wont show their tits for more Altitude! They arent any fun anyway! Anyone easily offended shouldn't be in skydiving and fuck the PC movement!! I'm all about skydivin, alcohol, naked chics, smokin, guns, and cars that arent fuel efficient! I'm a left wing democrats nightmare. Hoooyaaahhhh!!!!!!!!
  21. Freaksis: I'll take care of that sticky part for you baby.....
  22. Children Children........Quiet down! I love chics with piercings and Tats....as long as she doesnt look like she fell face first into a tackle box.
  23. Hmmm....sounds like the average life of an SF trooper huh Chuck? LMAO
  24. RE:ooohhhh Chuck... i bet that hurt.... LMAO Take it easy you guys. Chuck is after all...In the "Army" Lord knows you dont have to smart for that!