ClayFowler
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They love you long time GI. For about 40,000 Won...LMAO This does bring up a funny joke. When approached by OdgiMa with the question "You Rike Rady?" Just tell her "Odgi Ma Na! I want a 10 yr old Phillipino boy, on a pogo stick, in a spiderman costume, singing happy Birthday!" You get the funniest reactions since they have no clue what you just said. It can be a challenge to say after an ammo bowl of Soju! "I want to fly like a silly angel, Lean for the sky, straight into the sun"-Fuel Clay
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Good luck.....you probably want a nice even breeze of about 8-10 mph. Makes landing easy. "I want to fly like a silly angel, Lean for the sky, straight into the sun"-Fuel Clay
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WESTCOASTCHICA- I'm sure someone here has a "strap on" you can borrow (Not mentioning any names) if you feel your missing something......LMAO "I want to fly like a silly angel, Lean for the sky, straight into the sun"-Fuel Clay
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Jtval- "but do they let dumb-fuck bigot from n.y. that are in georgia jump" I dont know about that one.......We dont like them Damn Yankees too much....Maybe if ya promise ta leave after your done! "I want to fly like a silly angel, Lean for the sky, straight into the sun"-Fuel Clay
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Swoop it out of the air. Hold it with your feet, dropping it as you swoop the blades effortlessly. Look cool, pick up the chics that now think you are a god. Drink beer and service your new found harem! Ahh the perfect day! "I want to fly like a silly angel, Lean for the sky, straight into the sun"-Fuel Clay
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They let dumb-fuck bigots from Georgia jump, don't they? Hey! I resemble that remark! "I want to fly like a silly angel, Lean for the sky, straight into the sun"-Fuel Clay
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Sis: Good Girl! May you spread this wisdom to all the women of the world. We men do appreciate the extra altitude and such a wonderful view before the exit. I would certainly show my body parts but I think all it would get me is a very short spot as I was thrown out of the plane early....LOL "I want to fly like a silly angel, Lean for the sky, straight into the sun"-Fuel Clay
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Skymedic- "I look pretty clean cut till the clothes come off" Really getting into the TMI area for me there. I have some friends that are paramedics and those guys have the most hilarious stories about women and animals, guys and household appliances, women and household appliances, dead people, Appliances and all manner of foreign objects lost in various body cavities....LMAO Ahhh....Fuck the Conservatives. This is a "Free Country" "I want to fly like a silly angel, Lean for the sky, straight into the sun"-Fuel Clay
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Whuffo- Civilian term for non-jumper Cherry, Leg (usually prefaced with slimy, greasy, and or nasty, stinkin) Military term for non-jumper. You must hang around military folks a bit. "I want to fly like a silly angel, Lean for the sky, straight into the sun"-Fuel Clay
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Damn....You had a lot of beer for that one ride. That aircraft ride sounds like a carbon copy of one I had....ON MY FIRST CROSS COUNTRY! I was 16 or 17 years old and let me tell ya, My hands were shaking like leaves when I finally got to full stop at the Ashland/Lineville Airport in Alabama. That shit is scary in a small aircraft. Good on the pilot for keeping that artificial horizon where it's supposed to be. Did the DZO buy him a beer after work? "I want to fly like a silly angel, Lean for the sky, straight into the sun"-Fuel Clay
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"I happen to know my tongue ring once got stuck in a rather unusual place at one time" Where's Skymedic? This sounds like another classic Paramedic story. "I want to fly like a silly angel, Lean for the sky, straight into the sun"-Fuel Clay
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Good Job.....You worked the problem, remianed altitude aware, and repeated the jump to keep away the "willys" Yep, this is a totally random event. Spring loaded PC's can act a little funny. Thats why people use throw outs and pull outs. At 17 jumps I'm a little surprised you havent been transitioned to a throw out yet. "I want to fly like a silly angel, Lean for the sky, straight into the sun"-Fuel Clay
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Sounds like every Marine Pilot I have ever met. They are god's, just ask them. I just wouldnt suggest being within 200 miles of any location they intend to drop bombs on. It can be hazardous to your health..... "I want to fly like a silly angel, Lean for the sky, straight into the sun"-Fuel Clay
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Well...If they have midget porn I dont see why you cant hav e midget skydiving....LMAO "I want to fly like a silly angel, Lean for the sky, straight into the sun"-Fuel Clay
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JFields: WTFO? Fayetteville is a Diamond on the East Coast. What would a town be without a few thousand grunts, 400 Titty bars, 956 Pawn Shops (for said grunts to hock there stuff), and ONE KICKASS Drop Zone! I love that town. So many Army wives out on the town while hubby is on TDY. LMAO What a place! "I want to fly like a silly angel, Lean for the sky, straight into the sun"-Fuel Clay
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Ummmm....Thats a case of beer for your first low BASE isnt it! Victim from a car accident in a tree? Hmmmm....seatbelts rule! At least he got one more jump on the way out. "I want to fly like a silly angel, Lean for the sky, straight into the sun"-Fuel Clay
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Driving and sex are quite dangerous. I had a friend in High School that died while getting a blow job because of that. WHAT A WAY TO GO! It was hard not to laugh at the funeral. May I go in a way so damn cool. "I want to fly like a silly angel, Lean for the sky, straight into the sun"-Fuel Clay
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Clay, yeah he has long (black?) hair and I think its kind of curly. He is a nasty motherfucker. Sweats like a damn pig, never bathes, and like Pyke said, smokes like a freakin' freight train!! He is also really vulgar and makes nasty comments about women all the time. EWWWW He is a videographer... Sounds like the guy Ben fired from ASC. Now....you know you suck if you get run off from ASC!!!!!!!! LMAO "I want to fly like a silly angel, Lean for the sky, straight into the sun"-Fuel Clay
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Story of my life baby....Story of my life...LMAO "I want to fly like a silly angel, Lean for the sky, straight into the sun"-Fuel Clay
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Sounds like I need a business trip to Florida.........My parents have a house about 45 minutes from Deland.....May have to "borrow" the place for a few days. "I want to fly like a silly angel, Lean for the sky, straight into the sun"-Fuel Clay
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Hey....does the stinky bastard you are reffering to have long brown hair? D license guy. "I want to fly like a silly angel, Lean for the sky, straight into the sun"-Fuel Clay
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No, I think of Skydiving and beer the other 66.6% of the time. I can see it now though. Skydiver killed when his container failed to open. Malfunction apparently caused by a highly viscous liquid of unknown origin. Whooooopps! "I want to fly like a silly angel, Lean for the sky, straight into the sun"-Fuel Clay
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If you smell bad you should have to ride on the outside of the plane! Let Rafferty know I said that...LOL As a smoker, I have to say, Thank you for not breathing while I smoke. I wouldnt want to tarnish those pink little lungs. Chuck.....at least it wasnt Rammadan!!!! LOL "I want to fly like a silly angel, Lean for the sky, straight into the sun"-Fuel Clay
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Andrea: You didnt get Normans rig all gooey on the ride to altitude did ya? LMAO "I want to fly like a silly angel, Lean for the sky, straight into the sun"-Fuel Clay
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That sucks!!!!!!!!! Thats why I dont fly shit that pulls for me. "I want to fly like a silly angel, Lean for the sky, straight into the sun"-Fuel Clay