daniel_owen_uk

Pretty comical really, send her a link to this thread, so she can see how much she is over reacting, that said the whole punch in the face thing could backfire

Why not just tell the truth and say you just aren't that bothered, not the end of the world, and not like she has no one to go with if she is taking her BF __________________ BOOM Headshot

You want something like mine (see attachment) Or if you really want to go OTT http://www.plastk.net/ __________________ BOOM Headshot

Pictures? If it's not on video, it didn't happen __________________ BOOM Headshot

Don't worry about the canopy being difficult to steer, pull one toggle it goes one way, pull the other it goes the other

He actually said 24 in 2005, need a calendar? __________________ BOOM Headshot

If you don't have it on video it didn't happen

Whatever way you do it, you aren't going to simulate a malfunctioning main, whether high speed or low speed, in a tunnel. In a real emergency when you cut away you will go into subterminal freefall, how do you go to subterminal in a tunnel? __________________ BOOM Headshot

It can be done in 7, I did it in 7, but I cheated and did some tunnel time first __________________ BOOM Headshot

Up at 8am, start work at 8:30am, I prefer to sleep and rush than wake early. __________________ BOOM Headshot

Not on my sat nav. __________________ BOOM Headshot

http://www.geocities.com/choll15/MAP.jpg Clicky Alternatively you could just put their post code in your sat nav and go where the nice woman says, that's only if you are posh though __________________ BOOM Headshot

Meat and two veg Muskateers (sp?) Twig and berries __________________ BOOM Headshot

Risk to me is fucking a londoner without a rubber __________________ BOOM Headshot

Having a website is pointless without attracting people to it __________________ BOOM Headshot

http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=2100501;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#unread After reading that thread and specifically the post quoted below you can understand how I was laughing reading this; ***But - at my first dz where I learned, there was a good friend of mine who came up with a really crazy game/tradition called, "The Keeper Game." I can't remember the exact qualification which made a turd a "keeper" or not - I think the rules said it had to be at least 12" long or have a 12" circumfrence was also acceptable. In any case, if you discovered you had indeed accomplished such a feat (of derring-doo), you were supposed to not flush, but step out of the bathroom (once you had finished and washed your hands, ect.) and ring a special bell - thus informing the rest that a "Keeper" had come into being - which was the cue for interested parties to inspect, admire, and/or otherwise comment upon. No one ever actually made a "Keeper" announcement but we discussed it several times. Later, a whole knew genus of terms were thrown about to describe different types, the the "Ghost," "Ranger," and "Snake Charmer (usually harmless)," as examples and many of these different types were later described on various websites - I think one was called the "Shitlist," or something. [url] __________________ BOOM Headshot

I am personally a big fan of the "Bowl Wallpaper", this specific turd is usually one that only occurs during times of chronic illness, it's the liquid dump that erupts with such ferocity it covers every last part of the ceramic so no white can be seen.

End of the day, what's the worst that can happen, you can't find the landing area, you land out, pick a safe spot. Likelyhood is that you will open up, and see it straight away, fly towards it and land somewhere close by. Tip for you, if you can't see it, look where everyone else is heading, as an AFF student you are likely to be above a couple of people. __________________ BOOM Headshot

http://www.bpa.org.uk/training%20manuals/AFF%20MANUAL.doc Clicky __________________ BOOM Headshot

England requires AAD for A licence jumpers. __________________ BOOM Headshot

Haha love the warning at the end, although it should have read; "If you are dumb enough and are able to keep stiff in time to put 300 condoms on, you will seriously damage your tool" __________________ BOOM Headshot

Defintely RELAX. Check with your instructors, but I was taught you can even check you alti during the practice touches (think where your hand is). Long as you check it at regular intervals, you won't need another device to tell you when it's pull time. __________________ BOOM Headshot

Yep good luck for the weekend, I really hope it's nice. Mainly cause I am hoping to get over there on saturday :P Forecast says cloudy though :( __________________ BOOM Headshot

http://www.dropzone.com/content/Detailed/519.html That should have all you need to know on how to get started. __________________ BOOM Headshot

First time I got one of those, I had speakers on full blast (didn't realise) in a very quiet office where I was supposed to be working, had wheels on the chair I think I must have gone back at least 10 feet. __________________ BOOM Headshot