jasonRose

*** I have enough firearms and ammo to start WW-3, hmmmmm, I think your strong/tough enough for one of the .22's... wheeeeeee bang bang..... Roy Dam guns scare me! I think they should all be out lawed and takin away from skydivers. LOL over my dead body. More Guns Less Crime thats my story and I'm sticking to it... Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

After a good nights sleep and frustrations have subsided I am the one that probable overeacted. Every one is right my instructor wanted to make a point and he did. I definetly will be working on this to prevent future close calls regarding this particular F*** Up. You are not judged when you fall down but you are judged on how quickly you get back up. Thanks for the boost everyone. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

Ok another dumb question what is the TEN-X rule?? Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

I'm sold! Time to get some tunnel time! Does time spent in a tunnel translate into time spent skydiving? Meaning will my learning progression in actual FF refect the same as in tunnel? Does that make sense, I wrote it poorly. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

That would be funny were calling out headings for your vectors or just left right stuff???? 1 beer = kick back time 2 beers = feeling good time 3 beers = give up the keys 4 beers = Everyone is awsome 5 beers = I love everyone 6 beers = I want to marry everyone 7 beers = Ugly chicks are looking great 8 beers = Real ugly chicks are hot 9 beers = Whats my name and where the fuck am I 10 beers = ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

You guys are great. Thanks for the boost! I'm working on braking tommarow, I am sure that this wont be my last fuck up and I hope I can learn with this type of scenero instead of someone getting hurt. The humble pie always seems help me out.. It's nice knowing others are willing to admit to there screw ups. Thanks again. Jason Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

Thanks man.. I am too much of a perfectionist. My biggest fear is hurting someone by something stuiped I did.. Point taken I just want to make my instructor feel like he can trust me.. Thanks again Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

I think we should find the fuck heads and light there balls/cunt on fire the cram a porcupine up there ass. That really sucks I would die if someone took my lap top. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

Ok looking for a boost out there! Jump 32 went to shit. We were doing a three way and I was diving towards my slot I ended up over shooting within 2 feet of a gal because I didn't put enough brakes on. I didn't touch her and I spun around and docked in my spot within a second or two. I was suprised when I started to slow down and knew I had to much speed and I was going to over shoot but at that time I just didn't want to hit her. My instructor who was number three jumped my ass when we got on the ground and said a lot of stuff that really kind of pissed me off. We watched the video after the dive and a few big number jumpers told me that my instructor was overeacting just a touch. Granted I take responsibilty for my actions and know what I need to work on in the future I want to be safe and definetly don't want to hurt anyone. Shit I am still learning. ANYWAYS long story short has anyone out there had close calls because I think I just ate the entire humble pie. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

Thats beutiful! I swear some people shit there pants. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

Can you get hurt badly in a tunnel? Like tracking into a wall or something? Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

You could sell the vids you make to buy more jump tickets. Although they would have to be the good kind of movies.. Have fun in AFF. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

Gothic chicks rock!!! But Gothic dudes with there tally wacker haging out is really lame! Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

Ok I am confused WTF are you talking about? Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

I hate football and love skydiving. You want to hire an electrician so you can take me jumping when we are suppose to be at work? Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

Nope, sure wasn't. Try saying pussy in place of cunt. It doesn't flow. Any girl that uses the word cunt is tops in my book! I am still laughing about that one. BRAVO you are my hero. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

Did any of them continue?? If not you should make them work even harder, or give them a raise so they can afford it. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

She is my new favorite person in the whole world that was fucking great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fantastic I have never herd the whole thing. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

The question is would you let your employees take the day off and go jump with you? Then you would be a great BOSS. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

Interesting!!!! What is the average price for tunnel time?? Does coaching cost extra?? Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

There once was a man from Nantucket........ How does the rest of that go?????

Some one on here must know how to get a killer deal on a custom mirage G4 system. The only thing that is holding me back on purchasing a mirage is the cost. A buddy of mine is trying to get me a deal on a new infinity container but if I could get a mirage for a couple hundred bucks more I think I would buy the mirage. Or is the mirage just a dream that only the rich can afford? I If any mirage reps want to sponser me and give me a free container I will always use it even when I become the best skydiver in the world. Jason Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

Here is some good advice but it is hard to follow when already in the dumps. I am always Happy because I choose to be Happy. You are not judged in life when you fall down you judge on how fast you get back up. Things will get better Hang in there.. Jason Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!

With that big round rump in my face you get SPRUNG!!! Music is just an expression if he found it offensive then he doesn't have to listen to it. I laugh every time I hear that song. A little meat on a girl isn't a bad thing. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!