jasonRose

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  1. JD- Note to self- Trying to rescue a hat is not worth it... Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
  2. Just stating the obivous... Have you seen the DZ.com numbers for byron boogie compared to LP list.. Yes, I can't spell. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
  3. My pro track said I deployed at 2700' and did not record my helmet's solo. I wish it would of recorded the FF speed that would of been cool to see. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
  4. jasonRose

    bat sex

    Uhhhhh... I don't get it.. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
  5. Bonnies booze and some pie Sounds like a good time to me Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
  6. There was a couple of pine needles stuck in the liner. The tree had to brake the fall. Talk about lucky because surrounding the area was asphalt and concrete.. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
  7. LOL.. Well I wonder this also.. I think it was a combination of a few things. Loose helmet strap and possible riser smack. When I found the helmet the chin strap was still connected.
  8. Last night after completing our three way, I turned and tracked stabilized on my belly and threw out my pilot chute at 3200'. During deployment not only did my main come out but my Bonehead gunner helmet decided it wanted more free fall time and poped off my head . I watched in total disgust as my helmet plummited to earth and made note of where the helmet impacted. I landed in our DZ landing area and took a short car ride to see the helmet carnage but to my suprise the helmet was sitting next to a tree like some one gentley placed it there. Not a scratch on the helmet or the ditter.. Any helmet and ditter that can take the impact from a 3000'+ fall kicks ass in my book.. BONEHEAD RULES!!!! Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
  9. Dammit Gia, entertain swedishcelt! lowers lights, sets up pole, put's RATT on, and hands the swede a wad of singles. Gia, get on the pole! I'm sure you're better at it since you're so good at scaling walls and stuff. I'd certainly be no good at it. Practice makes perfect. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
  10. HOLY SHIT BATMAN YOUR AVITAR JUST CHANGED BEFORE MY EYES... I like the new hair..
  11. So I had this wierd dream the other night where I summoned super powers and murdered 3 teenage kids who were trying to break into my home. The 3 kids rose from the dead as zombies and came after me. Then I woke up.... g Dave has left you alone to long! You need lovin's ASAP... By the way this one time at band camp...... Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
  12. I think that might just sum that whole fucking thing up..
  13. Now what is considered a swear word?? Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
  14. Ahhh shit!! I can't even tell the difference between a swear word and profanity, what the fuck am I going to do?? Now is that considered profanity or swearing?? Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
  15. b_llocks That must be some british swear word.... How could I forget c_nt. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
  16. Not using combinations how many swear words is there?? And what constitues a swear word??? I could only come up with my favorites but I am sure there is more.. 1) SH_T 2) F_CK Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
  17. jasonRose

    Need hugs

    One big HUG coming your way...
  18. The question is what way did you vote... Can I have one of your fantastic Amazon hugs at the byron boogie??? Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
  19. I paid cash. I had to dip into my savings a little when I bought my rig though. I am into it about $9000+ with all new gear. I will have to replenish the savings account during the winter months. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
  20. Are you talking about this Phsyco man in Speedo's?? *Shudder* ..... Scarey! Thats it I am changing my avitar. Speedos are the bomb.. For those of you that want a sneek preview...... Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
  21. Ru-Ro.... I am going to have nightmares of a viking chasing after me in speedos. It's bad enough seeing pics of Mad John in speedos... Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
  22. LOL.... I'm going to get slapped for this one.... Look Gravity Girl is on top of me... Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
  23. jasonRose

    Knock, knock

    I want my three dollars!!!! Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!