jasonRose

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  1. You OBVIOUSLY have me confused with the original poster of this thread! At least he doesn't live far from Canada, so he can occasionally get his civil unions with dz.commers homer and flanksteak legally recognized (though I have to admit he might be the "husband" in the latter marriage). Blues, Dave Wow!!! Canada.......... Dave, I know you are having a problem with your latent homosexuality but don’t worry getting married to your lover in another country it isn’t the end of the world. By the way does she have an adam’s apple…….. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
  2. I have to say at least 1 out 10 jumps I'm going to fart in the plane but I usually wait until the door is open. I hate it when someone shits and gags the whole plane at 6000'. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
  3. LOL..... Oh I think the pressure has been on for some time now!!! Although you beat me to getting married twice!! Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
  4. "I'm sorry......... you feel that way" CSI "Did you see the size of that chicken" Young guns Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
  5. I don't want to let the cat out of the bag, you'll have to ask him to find what new life changing thing he did... Edit to add..... I can't help it...Here is a hint, see attached Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
  6. In high school I was taking a photography class and one of the projrcts was to take photo's with a caption. So I of course took a monster shit in the bathroom then took a picture of it. The caption of the photo was "I took it and I took it" That got me suspended for two days. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
  7. I'm trading you in for waltappel's girl!!!! Except with a tad shad of blue.. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
  8. Or somebody already... Nevermind. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
  9. You first!!! Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
  10. How about one you wish would get away!!! Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
  11. I was talking to a friend last week about some lady who had like 14 kids. I said she was probably so loose that sex was just a guy sticking it in her and rattling it around for awhile. She said, "Yeah, like the clapper in a cowbell" It's STILL funny! Blues, Dave Ohhh... Thats priceless... Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
  12. I'll tell you this....someone today has the right answer but BOB started this so he gets to finish it...He will be back online tonight It must be a ACH-47 Chinook. I think people have named just about all of the aircraft you can jump out of and some that you can't, so thats not really fair. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
  13. This post sucks!!!! Just tell us already I am dying to know!!! Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
  14. Did you know that rain falls down not up. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
  15. Just have it at the DZ!!! Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
  16. Matrix, the first one. 20 times Tombstone, 25 times Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
  17. Congrats man... I got 10hrs on sunday. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
  18. Whew! I'm anxiously awaiting my private message (or e-mail). Blues, Dave Ummm..... Can I get on that mailing list too.. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
  19. I didn't even think to ask you which park. Was it the same one you landed in last year, when Dan & Scott had that cute little wrap? Blues, Dave Not the same park.. I decided to see somthing new this time... Although last year I had a good excuse for landing off, this year I should of known better.. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
  20. LOL... At least I jumped today. I rather like the idea of whuffo's greeting me in the park and giving me ride back to the DZ. As for why I landed in the park.... Although I did pick the best out... Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
  21. It's 8:00 and I am going to the DZ! So all you lazy asses get your sorry butts out of bed and go to the closets DZ and get your jump on!! No more of this 11:00 first load bullshit!!!!
  22. Sweet!! Few understand what the Templar cross is.... Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!
  23. I kind of feel funny about saying this but I love you man. I'm fucking out of here!!!!!
  24. yes, big daddy. Bring the pain. We might all be in trouble now.......... Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!!