TripleF

Hey Dudes, I gotta' agree with the both of ya'. Triple F

Skybytch, What you have done with your life is very impressive. I am proud to say that I consider you a friend and would not hesitate to jump with you anytime. In my lowly eyes, you are A REAL PERSON and not some wanna' be that thinks that throwing around names will get them somewhere. We all know and appreciate how you handle yourself. And contrary to how I act here in the forums, someone else should take the advice,"Better to be thought a fool, than to open the mouth and confirm it". Love ya' lady. Triple F

Grasshopper, Was it pointing away from ya' when it went off?? And did it go off real hard or just sorta' limpy go boom?? Poor guy, you and skreamer need to find a woman or two. And if ya' can't do that, ask Omri for a camel. He might just be able to help. Triple F

skybytch, I have to agree with you 100%, absolutely, positively, insanely correct, you are, and lmho, I'll back ya' anyday. Triple F Now, let's go skydiving.

Hey, If ya fart and the student next to ya' pukes and the suit in front of him catches it on his collar, do ya' get extra points?? And should ya' yell "door"?? Or just giggle uncontrollably?? Triple F

Dear skysue, Please feel free to use the information in any way you see fit. Just don't be too hard on the kids when they start farting in class. Tee-hee, I truly, madly, deeply believe that all children are intitled to information where ever they can find it. Triple F

Hey ya'll, Does this mean I'm not supposed to fart in an accending elevator?? Triple F

Mike, Do you mean to tell me that normal people DON'T arch in a decending elevator?? Wow, and I thought I was doing it right all this time. Triple F

Pammi, Laugh?? I thought those were just facts of life?? Damn, did I miss something?? DUHH?? Triple F

Geez, Tee, Did you read my life story?? Triple F

OK Ya'll, FART FACTS: 1. The medical term for farts is flatus which is Latin for "the act of blowing" 2. The average person farts 14 times a day. 3. The amount of actual gas released ranges from as little as one cup to as much as one half gallon per day. 4. Where do farts come from? Billions of tiny living bacteria that reside in your large intestine. They eat whatever food is undigested in your small intestine and sometimes that food makes them fart. Their gas builds up inside you and when the pressure is too great, these millions of tiny bacteria farts come out your butt. 5. A fart is actually a mixture of gasses, some of which are odorless (carbon dioxide, hydrogen and methane) and some which are not(indole, skatole, and hydrogen sulfide). 6. A fart gets to your anus by intestinal contractions, a process called peristalsis. Peristalsis is stimulated by eating, which explains why we often need to fart right after a meal. 7. And finally, the tiny termite has the honor of being the animal with the most output of flatulence. Because of their diet(high fiber) they produce as much gas as a human. In fact, termite farts are believed to be a major contribution towards global warming!!! Tee-hee Triple F

Hey lazerq3,

Pammi, Where did you find the poster of my little sister?? I told her those posters of her would someday come back to haunt me, damn her to hell. Now I'll have a thousand guys trying to get me to give them her address. Triple F

Hey Shark, What?? Taxes?? What is that?? Tee-hee, I haven't paid taxes in 26 years. Am I supposed to?? Did I miss something?? Is Uncle Sam supposed to give me all the money that he does and then turn around and take part of it back?? Does this mean that I can't have the tags for my cars for free anymore, or that I have to pay property taxes too?? What about my hunting and fishing license?? Are all these things that I've gotten for free gonna be taxed now?? Medical, dental, and optomitry?? No more military hops to strange and exciting lands?? Does this mean that I've gotta go to work?? Man, what a bummer. Work is a four letter word. Triple F

Boss Man, Just got back online and into the new threads. I must say, I'm impressed. You did good. Thank you from all of us. And you can keep me on newbie status forever. It just reminds me to not ever develope a Skygod attitude. Gotta' go listen to my love songs now. Tee-hee, Later, dude. Triple F

Screamer and Mav, you guys just don't have a clue about the skygoddess, but yes, I was entertaining and yes, I even quit smoking this weekend but only cigarettes. Everything else was on fire and smoking like you wouldn't believe. Tee-hee. And I'm still on my cloud so ya can't possibly rile me up for at least a week. Nice try though.