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Why don't you donate it to the Bent Prop and put it on Matt Hoffmans trashed bike.
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I think I have seen a T-Shirt that is the dropzone.com logo but it said dorkzone.com. I think somebody posted it on here once.
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The Stars and Stripes Are Big and Bright [clap clap clap]
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Hey, you know what I like about them? You never have to take them to the bathroom you just hold them out the window and squeeze.
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And type the word failure and hit search. Not images but the web. What's the first thing that comes up? www.google.com LMAO
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Eye am sorry you got something in your Eye. Let me know if Eye can be of any assistance in cleaning your Eye.
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I'm picturing you flying around San Francisco with Joe Satrianis Flying in a Blue Dream song in the background. Thanks for the daydream.
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How difficult was it to take that picture? Lst time I took a picture of a puppy it was something like this... 1. Remove film from box and load camera. 2. Remove film box from puppy's mouth and throw in trash. 3. Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle. 4. Choose a suitable background for photo. 5. Mount camera on tripod and focus. 6. Find puppy and take dirty sock from mouth. 7. Place puppy in pre-focused spot and return to camera. 8. Forget about spot and crawl after puppy on knees. 9. Focus with one hand and fend off puppy with other hand. 10. Get tissue and clean nose print from lens. 11. Put cat outside and put peroxide on the scratch on puppy's nose. 13. Put magazines back on coffee table. 14. Try to get puppy's attention by squeaking toy over your head. 15. Replace your glasses and check camera for damage. 16. Jump up in time to grab puppy by scruff of neck and say, "No, outside! No, outside!" 17. Clean up mess. 18. Sit back in chair with lemonade and resolve to teach puppy "sit" and "stay" the first thing in the morning.
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The best thing about those dogs is you don't have to take them outside to use the bathroom. Just hold them out the window and squeeze them a little and everything comes out. Saves time.
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Have the DZ and Instructors at the DZ you jumped at relog them for you. They will.
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You should try to get Tom to pay for it.
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Look up there! That's where all the rain came from. The rain is what caused the levy's to flood and hence why we have this mess.
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Oh shit, he'a a federal agent. Nope, no dz's near Atlanta.
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Pink Panty Pulldown
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10 Things To Do in Amsterdam. http://ontoeurope.com/features/2003/jun03/amsterdam.html
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He is going to be in the Brunwick Sea Island area.
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Remtard, do you get French Benefits with your new job?
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No. My boss knows me and treats me the same. If she is in a bad mood she stays away from me. Or she comes and sees me to make her laugh and happier.
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My boss is. Although she came to see me today. She was eating walnuts across from my desk. She had some on her face. I told her, "You've got nut all over your face!" She looked at me and we both broke out laughing for about 5 minutes.
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I think he can take it.
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I live in Atlanta and Coke is one of my business accounts so which do you think I like? I have actually always liked Coke over Pepsi. Just like I prefer Mercedes over BMW. I compare Coke to Mercedes and Pepsi to BMW. Coke/Mercedes is not as "cool and new" but they are classics.
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Skyride owners indited on wire fraud
Ashtanga replied to FrankTheTank's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Ummmm....Betsy is the Manager of Skydive Arizona in Eloy. Ever heard of it? I think she would know if that dz pressed charges. -
To make fun of the President is one thing. To make a joke out of the situation down there is not funny.
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Another bar/casino sign. http://www.luckylightswitch.com/images/plates/large/Liquor%20in%20the%20Front.jpg