Ashtanga

Members
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Content

    3,404

  • Joined

  • Feedback

    0%

Everything posted by Ashtanga

  1. Ashtanga
    Friday = work.
  2. Ashtanga
    She owes a case of beer!
  3. Ashtanga
    Giraffe Steaks are the best Especially the female breasts Although the greatest test Is to wash it down with Cheetah piss
  4. Ashtanga
    Be sure to eat some Giraffe when your in South Africa, Clay.
  5. Ashtanga
    Giraffe Roast The entire carcass can be roasted in a closed pit. Dig a hole 6 feet deep, 6 feet wide and of sufficient length to accommodate the giraffe. Build a wood fire in the pit and allow 24 inches of hot coals to build up. This will require about 3-4 hours burning time and wood equal to about 2 times the volume of the pit. Use only dry hardwood. When sufficient coals have accumulated, level them and remove any unburned chunks. Cover the coals completely with a 2-inch layer of pea gravel. Place the carcass on a sheet of 2 x 4 inch welded wire, and lower it into the pit. Cover immediately with galvanized roofing supported on pipe or steel posts. Then put 12 inches of dirt over the entire pit. Allow the giraffe to cook for about 10 hours (or until the internal temperature of the giraffe reaches 160°F). Return to Table of Contents
  6. Ashtanga
    Giraffe Steaks. Ummmm goooood!
  7. Ashtanga
    This guy has my old mirage on. http://www.extremephoto.ru/images/p/b310.jpg
  8. Ashtanga
    Tonto, have you been doing any golfing lately?
  9. Ashtanga
    I heard about it from here. http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?do=post_view_flat;post=1907403;page=2;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;mh=25;
  10. Ashtanga
    I had a girlfriend that had an infatuation with testicles. Not eating them just sucking on them. The girl had an oral fixation that needed fixing all the time. I still don't know why I didn't marry her.
  11. Ashtanga
    Call B2 at Eloy. They can recommend a Airport Shuttle that has a van that can you all. Greyhound would be a little silly.
  12. Ashtanga
    Happy Happy B-Day McNeil79. This is weird because I had a DZ dream lst night and you were in it.
  13. Ashtanga
    Here she is again... http://suicidegirls.com/img/preview/23.jpg
  14. Ashtanga
    This girl does it for me.
  15. Ashtanga
    Do you have Aspergers?
  16. Ashtanga
    I like both of you but a lot of people on here keep there romance off dz.com. It's funny to you but the thought of Clay jacking off, or you two having sex isn't the best visuals for the rest of us.
  17. Ashtanga
    PM's! PM's! PM's!
  18. Ashtanga
    Yeah it like serving Chicken with the Flu Virus and then being mad that people didn't continually eat it after they found out it had the virus.
  19. Ashtanga
    Another twister.
  20. Ashtanga
    Sudsy, you shouldn't think of women as pieces of meat. You should be ashamed of yourself.
  21. Ashtanga
    Frenchy does a pretty good job with the camera in my opinion. Nice rack.
  22. Ashtanga
    Depends on her personality.
  23. Ashtanga
    Holidays don't suck when you have friends and family to share them with. If you don't then they do suck. Watching my neice and nephews play all day long brings a smile to my face. Although it is nce to go home to a quiet house.
  24. Ashtanga
    We can stay up all night telling manly stories and in the morning - I'm cooking waffles.
  25. Ashtanga
    A shmoke und a pancake. You know, a flapjack und a shigarette? No? Shigar und a waffle? No? Pipe und a crepe? No? Bong und a blintz? No? Well, then there ish no pleashing you.