Ashtanga
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LisaMarie, it's time for you to put your mouth where our balls are.
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Sebazz1 in Califoria is a tandem instructor and he has a t-shirt that says, "Human Roller Coaster Ride" that he wears sometimes at the DZ.
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Lummy Dance? My name is Lummy, pronounced like Yummy. Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee. And all the girls in the top--please allow me to hump thee. I'm steppin' tall, y'all, and just like Humpty Dumpty you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me. I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky, I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy. I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack but sometimes I get ridiculous I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice hey yo Betsy, c'mere--are ya ticklish? Yeah, I called ya hot. Look at me, I'm Lummy It never stopped me from gettin' busy I'm a freak I like the girls with the boom I once ate croutons in a restaurant bathroom I'm crazy. Allow me to amaze thee. They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me. I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants and I even got my own dance {Chorus:} The Lummy Dance is your chance to do the Lum Do the Lumy Lum, come on and do the Lumy Lum Do the Lumy Lum, just watch me do the Lumy Lum
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Who's hotter, Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
Ashtanga replied to Muenkel's topic in The Bonfire
Whichever you were in looked queerer than a $2 bill. As far as Angie and Jen...I would like them both. Don't forget he has also had Gywneth, that skinny freaky chick that turned to Scientology, Robin Givens and others. I bet he has had more chicks than Perdue. -
Tom Petty rocks too.
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If you don't have that Blues CD you don't know what your missing. The first CD is ok but the second one is a classic.
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Who's hotter, Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
Ashtanga replied to Muenkel's topic in The Bonfire
I think you look really sexy in a tux, Muenkel. -
How about... Where is Clay? I don't see him in the Bonfire.
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Tell Clay that he shouldn't mess with Skymama because She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. -BillVon
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Clay got banned from DZ.com? Bwaahhahhahahahahaha! Love ya Clay. Have a safe trip back.
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I want a Hippopatamus for Christmas.
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Oh and I heard this really good song the other day JT. It reminded me of skydiving. It's called Freefallin' and it's by a guy named Tom Petty.
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What up JT. I love blues rock. I have picked a lot of cd's this year but one of my favorites is Eric Claptons Blues Live CD 2. CD 1 is blues studio recordings and CD 2 is Live. The Live CD blows my mind. It's Clapton in his early years laying down some serious blues riffs. Check it out here if you don't already have it. http://uk.towerrecords.com/product.aspx?pfid=1538451&from1=UKGUA
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The Hardest Riddle Available on the Internet. http://deathball.net/notpron/
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I am right there with you Slappie. Did you watch the American Music Awards? They were the worste I have ever seen. I mean Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff sang. I am listening to old rock and I am beginning to listen to country music for the first time. Country music can definelty have an old rock feel.
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Girl, you looks good, can I tap that ass up You'se a fine motherfucka, can I tap that ass up Call me Big Daddy when I tap that ass up Girl, who is you playin wit? Can I tap that ass up
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I decorated my house yesterday. I didn't use as many decorations as in previous years but it'll do.
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Clay couldn't hold me down. I know Fling Poo. Even better.
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Clay couldn't hold me down. I know Kung Fu.
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So you're marrying a man just to get a case of beer? Your a damn Rocket Scientist I tell ya.
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She IS engaged to Clay so that already tells you LisaMarie isn't that smart.
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Mele Kalikimaka Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say, On a bright Hawaiian Christmas Day, That's the island greeting that we send to you From the land where palm trees sway, Here we know that Christmas will be green and bright, The sun to shine by day and all the stars at night, Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii's way To say "Merry Christmas to you." Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say, On a bright Hawaiian Christmas Day, That's the island greeting that we send to you From the land where palm trees sway, Here we know that Christmas will be green and bright, The sun to shine by day and all the stars at night, Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii's way To say, "Merry Christmas, A very Merry Christmas to you."
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Here is a 30 day trial download. It works better thean adware or spybot. http://www.download.com/Webroot-Spy-Sweeper/3000-8022_4-10405877.html
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Stop looking at porn, JT. Get Webroot Spysweeper too. It cleans out everything and protects your system. I'll find a download link and url it for you in a moment.
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Happy Happy Birthday!