Ashtanga

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  1. No. HH came over on a Arc. He brought two giraffes, two lions, two zebra, etc.. We only cooked the giraffe though. Clay had sex with the zebra so nobody wanted to eat it. I accidentally scratched the lions balls with a hot fork when it was sleeping and it got really mad at me so we had to put it down.
  2. Lummy described it best. He said it tasted like chicken. HH brought it when he moved from South Africa to L.A.
  3. Giraffe BBQ that Sebazz1 had in Northern California. He took out the insides and hung the giraffe from a huge redwood tree for 2 weeks. Then we put it on a open grill with charcoal and wood and cooked it for two days. We had many a spirits and talked about lions and tigers and bears, oh my. Best BBQ I have ever had.
  4. Very true. Today there are millions of rabbits in Australia creating quite a nuisance. Australians celebrate Easter but instead of having an "Easter Bunny" they have an "Easter Bilby." They won't celebrate rabbits in any way.
  5. http://www.cnn.com/2005/TECH/science/08/17/wild.america.ap/index.html Scientists want to bring African Wildlife into the great plains of the U.S. Eventually we could have elephants, lions, and giraffe roaming our countryside. How do you think this could help/hurt the U.S.?
  6. I have always wanted to go to Rio de Janiero. Someday I will go there and find my future wife.
  7. "Yeah, that's it. That's the ticket." -Jon Lovitz
  8. Yep. According to MapQuest Orlando is closer by 1 hour and 6 minutes or 89.36 miles. You can be in Orlando in 15 hours and 20 minutes or 1030.58 miles. I would recommend you fly though.
  9. New Game: Catch the bat, win the salary of the guy who through it.
  10. Just looking at your avatar makes me happy. You look good in a scuba suit too.
  11. How about... Do the dog catcher Bow wow wow, yippee yo yippee yay! Bow wow yippee yo yippee yay
  12. It's love in a jungle isn't it? It could fun. I could show you my anoconda.
  13. Oh-wee-oh-wee-oh I - I've been watching U I think I wanna know ya (know ya) Said I, I'm a little dangerous Girl, I'd love 2 show ya (show ya) My jungle love, yeah Oh-wee-oh-wee-oh I think I wanna know ya (know ya) Jungle love Oh-wee-oh-wee-oh Girl, I'd love 2 show ya (show ya)
  14. What's a compter and how do you clean it?
  15. See below... 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to >have chocolate (more than once but less than 10) The reason for this is that the number you pick needs to be a single digit whole number (i.e., a number less than 10), so that it will end up the first of the three digits at the end. > 2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold) This is so that when you multiply again by 50 (in step 4 below), it will give you the number that is 100 times your original number, since you are multiplying it by 2 now and then by 50 later, which is the same thing as multiplying it by 100 (which will make it the first of the three digits you end up with later). 3. Add 5 This gives you 250 more than 100 times your original number after you multiply it by 50 in step 4. Then when you add 1755 or 1754 from step 5 below, that will essentially bring this part of the number up to 1999 or 1998 (whichever year was your most recent birthday) because when you add 250 to 1755, you get 1998; and when you add 250 to 1754, you get 1999. So, of course, when you then subtract your birth year you will get your age (as the last two digits -- which, of course, assumes you are less than 100), and you get that original number as the digit in the "hundreds place" because you have multiplied it by 100 and (by just looking at it as a digit, are then dividing it by 100 essentially -- e.g., the first digit in 300 is "3", which is the same as dividing 300 by 100). 4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator So, if you started with X as your first digit, you now have 50(2X + 5), which is 100X + 250. 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1755. If you haven't, add 1754. And this will then give you 100X + 1998 (or 1999) 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. You should have a three digit number This gives you 100X + your current age, and they are assuming that you are less than 100 years old. The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week). The next two numbers are YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!) Your age usually is given by subtracting your birth year from the year of your most recent birthday! And multiplying any single digit by 100 and then looking only at the first digit in the answer, will normally give you the digit you started with....
  16. Your eye. You were staring at me first.
  17. Airtwardo, I challenge you with this picture. I'm not in it but I could be taking the picture? Ok, I didn't take it either but I still challenge you. http://imagebank.ipcmedia.com/imageBank/d/Dream%20team.jpg
  18. It hard for them to seperate the actual tandem numbers from the guaranteed no show tandem charges and the fraudulant "skyride" charges. The actual money they make off actual tandems is minimal to the money they make conning people.
  19. You mean I really exist? Cool.
  20. Kumbaya My Lord....Kumbaya....
  21. At first I thought you posted the lyrics to "Workin 9 to 5" by Dolly partin! I was like WTF? Remember the song "Funky Cold Medina". In college we sang "Fuckin Big Fat Boobies" to that beat instead.
  22. I don't believe you really exist.
  23. Where are you in Atlanta. I work Downtown so if your in the area send me a pm.
  24. You can be my yang if you know what I mean so let's do the wild thang.