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    Yes. Yes I did. E tu?
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    I was in Charleston this weekend too. Not mine.
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    I choose Sebazz1 and Lummy.
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    JFK, Jr. used to have one of those on Marthas Vineyard. He used to fly around and everbody there would who and what it was. He crashed landed it and broke his ankle a couple of months before he died.
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    That wouldn't scare me. I like orgies.
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    No. My avatar is a tribute to one of the greatest movie scenes of all time. When Phoebe Cates walks out of the pool and takes her top off in fast Times at Ridgemont High. We had a good time this weekend. I like her a lot. That's why I didn't bring her out because you all probably would of petrified her.
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    Did she have any birds try to land in her hair?
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    Simmer down youn Benjamin. I saw her first.
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    [Spicoli has had a pizza delivered to class] Mr. Hand: Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing? Jeff Spicoli: Learning about Cuba, and having some food.
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    You sound like you just won an Oscar.
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    I miss poking you in the eye.
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    I thought Frenchy's Forum would be the perfect place to announce that I am using my new avatar to the left in honor of a classic moment in movie history. When Phoebe Cates walks out of the pool and takes her top off in the movie Fast Times at Ridgemont High. If anyone would like to post pics of this moment here in the Men's Only forum please feel free to do so. Can I be a moderator in this here forum Frenchy?
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    His name is SkyMonkeyOne and he drives real fast...he drives real fast but he's gonna last.
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    That's funny. Although it doesn't make me laugh hard. It just makes me hard.
  15. Ashtanga
    Your a definite hottie!
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    I have not seen one with a remote control. Although I installed the clapper on mine so when I want to wash the dishes I just clap my hands. Although I have to wash dishes in the dark because when I clap to turn on the dishwasher the lights go out.
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    Not only do dishwashers clean plates and dishes but keyboards too. Did you know that you can cook Salmon in the dishwasher? If you have a hard time getting your salmon cookied just right try this. Place the fish on two large sheets of aluminum foil. Squeeze on some lemon juice and place the pats of butter on the salmon fillets. Seal the fillets well in the foil, and place the foil packet in the top wire basket of your electric dishwasher. DO NOT ADD SOAP OR DETERGENT. Close the dishwasher door, set the dishwasher on the hottest wash cycle, complete with drying cycle, and let it run through a full cycle. When the cycle is complete the fish will be cooked just right.
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    You got spanked? Cool. Who did the spanking?
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    I'm gonna try putting my lap top in there tonight. I'll let you know the outcome.
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    That's what I was thinking. He might have been out of control but he maintained very good form.
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    Sebazz1 is in da house biotch! I asked SkyBytch to let you out of the closet today. I guess she did!
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    Exactly.
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    You just have to promise me that if I help you get a job you won't call the other employees "servants" or anything like that.
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    Why don't you celebrate new adventures instead? Always look to the bright side of things.
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    E-mail me your resume. Or mail it to me. You know where I work.