Ashtanga
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Check the level of oil through the viewing glass meter on the side of the oil tank area.
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It could be fun for you all to bar hop around Atlanta though. It has an awesome sound system, TV with DVD so you can watch porn in between strip clubs. I'll give you all a "skydiver" discount. Any "tits I mean tips" would be appreciated.
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Ummm....no and no.
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I mean drive around Georgia. Not all the way to Tennessee.
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Yeah. She didn't last too long in the movie world. Fast Times was her best. I watched Fast Times again last night. That poolhouse scene with Jennifer Jason Leigh completely naked with 10 second man on her was a hot scene too.
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Just a quick ad for Atlanta DZ.commers... I have started a side business and I have a access to a stretch Lincoln Limousine. I can chauffer you all anywhere you want. If you are ever in need of my services, please pm me. Just think of the fun you all can have any weekend.
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Phoebe Cates was in Gremlins. I I I V
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Or you can say, "Oh yeah! Well your son has sex with SHEEP!"
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The name will never be revealed. She's a friend and I won't tell. It's funnier than hell though. She started talking about what we were gonna do when I got there, etc. I stopped her and said, "I think your talking to the wrong person."
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Ask her if she wants to play with them. Then video it and post it on DZ.com.
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Even funnier story. I won't say any names to protect the innocent. Someone gave me their telephone number via pm and told me to call them. So later that night I called them. This person confused me for someone else and when they answered the phone they said, "When are you gonna come and see me?" I was thinking to myself, damn she moves quick. Turns out she gave another dz.commer her number too and was making plans for a visit with them. To this day I laugh when I think about it.
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I once saw a pilot make the whole load get out at 3k because someone farted. No refund on the jump.
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Zip tie me. Then smack me up, flip me and rub me down. Oh No!
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Uno dos trace quattro cinco cinco seys
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Give it to me baby, uh huh uh huh.
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I left that one out. Pretty in Pink was good too.
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And that's a fact Jack.
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http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000206/ Here is a list of all his crap.
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Not true. I used to hump B2's leg all the time at Eloy and she never put me down.
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Strange things are a foot at the Circle K.
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Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
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That is so sweet. Thanks for thinking of me.
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If you fart in the plane it is annoying and if you fart in the air it is air pollution.
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QuoteYou should get out here and go with us! Yeah so then I can poke you in the eye for real.
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Keep me informed. I might meet you all there.