Ashtanga

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  1. Who, what, when where? What are we talking about?
  2. Dear Lany, Can you post more pics but of the front side without any underwear on this time? Regards, Ashtanga
  3. Some dude asked her to marry him and she said yes. ...edited to say da do do do da da da da...
  4. or rooster. Cock rhymes with goats though. I mean rhymes with rocks and socks and docks.
  5. Goats don't live on docks.
  6. If you hold down shift when you hit a letter on your keyboard it capitalizes the letter.
  7. Since you can't post useless pictures you have resolved to meaningless threads instead?
  8. 1. Nuns at the bar. 2. Nuns in Love (this is what they wear under their hooded dress. See. Being a nun isn't all that bad.
  9. She's definetly an animal, however, she is a human being. I don't mess around with beastiality like your significant other.
  10. His name doesn't rhyme with Dick?
  11. Proud papa are ya? Nice Jeep. I'll take one.
  12. I don't do that. I have someone to take care of that for me.
  13. I would ban you but Frenchy only gave me the "Men Forum Lifetime Achievement Award." Unfortunatley he didn't make me a Moderator of this here forum.
  14. I don't pull things out of my ass thank you very much. be nice to me I'm trying to find you a job.
  15. If you get your private parts waxed I'm sure Clay will kiss them and make them feel better.
  16. His name rhymes with Dick.
  17. Try waxing. Can women wax ALL their body?
  18. Nice. Do you know how James Bond likes his womens privates? Shaven.......not furred.
  19. He must really like that extra tongue ring. You get it and a week later he asked for your hand in marriage? It must add the extra "umph" that no man can resist.
  20. I can't open that but thank you for assisting me in adding more BOOBIES to dropzone.com.