Ashtanga

Hey Rebecca. Remember that Jackass I was thinking about buying? I didn't end up buying it because all they do is shit all over the place.

Not at all. Nobody was drinking really. We just sat around and talked.

Yeah. We sat and watched Clay and Lisa Marie make out for hours.

Hey Skymama where is that pic of your stomach?

Is j0nes scratching a sleeping lions balls with a hot fork? edited to say Hi Rebecca!

Let me finish that for Numero Uno... They told him don't you ever come around here Don't wanna see your face, you better disappear The fire's in their eyes and their words are really clear So beat it, just beat it You better run, you better do what you can Don't wanna see no blood, don't be a macho man You wanna be tough, better do what you can So beat it, but you wanna be bad Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it No one wants to be defeated Showin' how funky and strong is your fight It doesn't matter who's wrong or right Just beat it, beat it Just beat it, beat it Just beat it, beat it Just beat it, beat it They're out to get you, better leave while you can Don't wanna be a boy, you wanna be a man You wanna stay alive, better do what you can So beat it, just beat it You have to show them that you're really not scared You're playin' with your life, this ain't no truth or dare They'll kick you, then they beat you, Then they'll tell you it's fair So beat it, but you wanna be bad Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it No one wants to be defeated Showin' how funky and strong is your fight It doesn't matter who's wrong or right

You think it's the chick from Florida who took all her skin off her feet on the tarmac Kelly?

Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.

I was with Clay last night. After last night I would vote for AggieDave because all Clay did was make out with Lisa Marie at the table the whole night.

I'm a Director of Marketing and Sales for a company. As of this week I am also a Co-Owner of a Limousine Transportation Company.

"What's this? Your scuba suit?" [whispering] "He's on drugs."

Me sorry. You know I love you my little TequilaGirl.

That's because you were under the table polishing my....um...shoes.

LOL... "I want my two dollars!"

You saw me in person.

Just just pm'd her a picture.

Bwahahahahaha!

In Atlanta.

Go work on a DZ for a couple of years.

Which hot DZ.com chick should I take to see The Phantom of the Opera at the Fox Theatre next Thursday? The girl I'm dating is out of town.

Sheep are fine just don't hump dogs. The last guy that did that ended up on national news.

Can't believe nobody has said... The Wizard of Oz

Skymama told me that if I don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all. Gotta listen to the mom's. Of course I like WaltAppel. He takes care of 'coons.

Funny story. Unnamed dropzone and unnamed skydiver to protect the guilty. Camera Guy gets a new FX. Hooks it up to his rig and jumps it. Comes to us packers and says, "If there is anything you all can do to slow down the opening let me know. That was the hardest opening I have ever had in my life." He then walks off to hook up the video. We go to pack it and notice something unusual about canopy. IT DOESN"T HAVE A SLIDER! We go to said camera guy. Watch the video. His canopy slams him. He looks up at the canopy and we reply, "Is that not the best view of a canopy you have ever had?" He didn't even notice under canopy that there wasn't a slider. He found it and we put it on for him. LMAO remembering that.

Dear Kenz, When are you going to come to Atlanta and have hot monkey sex with me? XOXO Ashtanga