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Everything posted by warpedskydiver
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I don't go on yahoo much anymore since all the "good" rooms are gone
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I voted Prague, oh those poor challenged women... We need to start a fund for all those tragically beautiful women, they all need more lingerie! It is up to us to save them all fro wearing old granny panties!!!
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How many truely insane people do you know?
warpedskydiver replied to freeflir29's topic in The Bonfire
You mean other than the three of me? or were you just referring to the other MPD cases around the DZ? -
you got it! Benelli M1 tactical with a surefire is all I have though Rainbo is tailguner. Gomei is right side rear we have Trimby on left rear. we need a roof hatch gunner...sorry no ring mount availible Vortex gets to fly CAS and Recce. Max you and Matthew do HALO's into the areas up in the mountains so there are no escape routes. Clay you wear your sunglasses for the TV camera's again!!! I get tired of seeing your mug in the media, don't you?
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Say hi for me!!!, if you don't come out in 24 hrs I will mount up a recuse team.
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'Flying Elvis' Suffers Broken Pelvis
warpedskydiver replied to warpedskydiver's topic in The Bonfire
He is now known as "Elvis the Broken Pelvis" -
'Flying Elvis' Suffers Broken Pelvis
warpedskydiver replied to warpedskydiver's topic in The Bonfire
I have no Idea I just found the article on the news a minute or two ago -
Bungee Cord Breaks, Leaving Man Dangling
warpedskydiver replied to warpedskydiver's topic in The Bonfire
Bungee Cord Breaks, Leaving Man Dangling Tuesday, October 3, 2006 10:53 PM EDT The Associated Press TULSA, Okla. (AP) — A bungee cord on a thrill ride broke, leaving a man dangling 25 feet off the ground for a half-hour until he was rescued by firefighters. Steve Alan Stone, 48, was not seriously hurt in the incident Monday at the Tulsa State Fair. A ride worker also was helped down by rescuers. ride, called the Ejection Seat, consists of a two-seat chair that is suspended from two towers by bungee cords. Passengers are propelled as much as 200 feet high at speeds of about 60 mph. Shortly after Stone was launched, one of the cords broke, leaving the seat dangling sideways near one of the towers, Tulsa County Sheriff's Capt. Fred Cotton said. Stone said he didn't fully realize what was happening until he saw that he was suspended sideways about 25 feet above the ground. "I was talking myself though a lot, and they (emergency and fair workers) were talking to me, too," he said. "I wasn't scared of dying. I had the utmost confidence in them." The malfunction is being investigated by the Oklahoma Department of Labor, which oversees fair-ride safety. Don Hankins, senior amusement ride inspector and assistant director for the department's Safety Standards Division, said the ride has four bungee cords, all of which were replaced Saturday. Although the bungee cord broke, State Fair Manager Amber Phillips said, "the ride's rip cord -- a redundant safety device -- operated exactly as designed, averting any serious injuries." Quote Stretchy cords are for launching projectiles!!! DOH! -
'Flying Elvis' Suffers Broken Pelvis
warpedskydiver replied to warpedskydiver's topic in The Bonfire
'Flying Elvis' Suffers Broken Pelvis Tuesday, October 3, 2006 10:53 PM EDT The Associated Press BROWNING, Mont. (AP) — A "Flying Elvis" suffered a broken pelvis during the grand opening of the Glacier Peaks Casino here. Paul Moran is a member of The Flying Elvi, a 10-member skydiving team made up of Elvis Presley impersonators, who were hired to parachute into the parking lot at the casino Friday. Other members of the troupe said the Las Vegas man apparently misjudged the landing and hit the ground at 50 mph. "I talked to his family (Monday) and they said he is doing well, but he did break his pelvis," said Gary Green, casino manager. Moran was taken to the Blackfeet Community Hospital and then flown to Harborview Medical Center in Seattle, where he is listed in serious condition in the intensive care unit. -
Megalomaniacs (from a humor perspective)
warpedskydiver replied to RkyMtnHigh's topic in The Bonfire
What if only half of these apply? -
It's a deal! as I love all those foods
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Vanessa got scraped up because when she was told, "legs up," she had a brain fart and lifterd her feet up to her butt. Instead of heels - butt, her landing was knees, leg, hands, or something like that (it is actually in the movie).***Quote Ouch!!!
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I use both Okra and File Powder
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Which DZ.commer would you like to have as a pet??
warpedskydiver replied to stitch's topic in The Bonfire
Who was using video? grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr *see avatar Gotta run, there is a squirrel in my yard and my human is coming back into the house! Woof! -
Completely agreed! I'm Korean and there's definitely a huge variance on how even the standard basic kimchee is made. I could never eat it store bought, from certain restaurants and certain households... nasty! Otherwise, it can be very good and is a staple Korean side dish. Now for foods I'd never want to eat again: Guinea pig!!! Tried that in Peru when the guide served it to us because I was there around Easter time... Pictures: http://static.flickr.com/52/110414727_05c5f88cd6.jpg?v=0 http://static.flickr.com/53/110401789_43392b7cdc.jpg?v=0 My Grandparents on my Dad's side raised and ate guinea pigs during the depression. They had goats for milk, and cheese, doves and pigeons caught while sleeping, ducks and chickens for poultry and eggs a huge garden and were quite well off for the times.
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Who cares!!!
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If I pull my pants down I can reliably count to 21! that is for "carrying the one"
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Congrats Constable!!! Carry a concealed, fixed blade tanto knife ok? p.s. You are only as sharp as your knife Those are words to live by
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Listen up folks you CANNOT HAVE GUMBO UNLESS YOU HAVE OKRA!!! Nuff said?
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Bad tequila = El Toro (ring any bells, you ex-mil folks?) Another sick twisted bastard!!!
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Good Tequila = Don Julio Bad tequila = cuervosine
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Most people think it's pickled cabbage because that is the most popular form. However, "Kimchee" refers to the "pickling" mix they use. I think it's vinegar, ground hot red peppers, and only Lord knows what else. There are many differen't kinds. The only kind I could eat is the kind that is made from fresh leaves. It's a bit like a spicy oil and vinegar salad. Good Kimchee = Very tasty Bad Kimchee = where's my fucking pistol?
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Scary stories from the old days?
warpedskydiver replied to steve1's topic in Skydiving History & Trivia
At least he didn't get the "human catapult treatment" -
Damn after you said cannoli you had guys all over the world going... hmmmmm
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thats because we never give up and never surrender!!! PERSEVERANCE!!!!