Scratch
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Warning!!!!! DO NOT TOUCH Surface may be HOT
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What would I have given to be able to get into the drivers seat with you at the top of the ladder.
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"What is that sound?" "What sound?" "That whirr-whirr sound" "Oh THAT sound. It's just Olympia kick starting her boyfriend"
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I'm with Aggie on this one. I have not had a cigarette in 7 months. Every now and then I really, really, really want one though. Ignore the craving and it goes away. After stopping the first thing you notice is how badly smokers stink, particularly at the end of the day. That knowlage helps when things get hard.
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Your mom only weighs 15 lbs
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Ensure the cats are female. The girls are better mousers. Let nature take it's course
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"actually thought you were one of them too.. " The man is going to beat you for that particular mistake
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Get a cat
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I always thought that FBI stood for "Fucking Ball Itch" so d_squared431 makes perfect sense and confirms my understanding of the acronym
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I am having visions of a naked, skinny, pale as paper, Swiss guy standing on the railway tracks with a hard on bellowing at the oncoming train. "I AM Virgin-Burner......Bitch"
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I chose 'I like him' We have similar views on gardening and pet behaviour
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Today's 500-lb Gorilla in the Room (USA beats Spain 2-0)
Scratch replied to masterblaster72's topic in The Bonfire
You're right. What we need are more sports with countless time outs and commercial breaks while men in tights slap each other on the ass during their respite. Those are the games that real men play. Which is why Rugby in it's various formats and Aussie rules football are the sports for real men to play. Well real men with good health insurance that is -
Not just the Europeans I have had some serious WTF moments when looking at American Equipment
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Just LOOK at his dog. Whatever VB is doing back there...it is not small
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I see it now. For the heinous crime of thread drift and implying that it is ok to let your dogs eat your sprinkler
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We are gonna get banned
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I actually like your 're-cycle' frame of mind. When you are done shagging you could stick a hose pipe up the most convenient hole and turn her into a lawn sprinkler........
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"The Hostel" all I can think of now is "The Hostel"
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'A pulse is your only requirement right?' Nope. I would imagine a little bit of slowly fading body heat will also be acceptable.
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"Jou fokken bliksem! Ek is nou gatvol vir jou blerrie stront." Translated You fucking (person who is too cleaver/cheaky for their own good). I am now full to my asshole with your bloody shit" Yup Afrikaans is better. That gutteral accent makes the threat of imminant violence also seem so much more real.
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"Always resort to your native tongue in times of anger." I am an english speaker but oddly enough I revert to Afrikaans most of the time. It is just sooo much better for that sort of thing
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Crap. [packing] bags [/packing] I am on my way
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I see drunk people Will be in CT
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It's not so bad. 1999 model.....time for a new one
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Me.