Scratch
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Does she require vision aids like specs or contacts and was she wearing them. If not she may have misjudged her height of the court surface? Was she trained to play by a qualified instructor with a minimum of 15 million serves? Was any of her equipment a 'Beta' model? You know this new stuff can fail if it has not been tested for 7 generations. Did hiking in the mountains give her hypoxia? Did she have insurance? Lastly were her grips fitted with a RSL. (Raquet suspension line) Gooie een Boet
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Meat....Too True...let me help the brutha out. Clay..forget Astroglide and KY. In this corner of the world our ex-cons working nightshift show a tendancy toward silicone spatter release spray. Evidently it works like a bomb. If you can't find any in the States I will gladly send you a can. Ozone friendly as well.
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Of course they do. A few good hits of Africas finest and I see pink elephants as well.
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BTW Why were you not at the boogie. Chrissy and Pia were looking for you
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Dumbass probably took the back door without knocking first
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Blouberg you doos. Directly south from the Blue Peter and I will have wet feet.
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So Kerry you old Tart. Are you disappointed that Thailand is not the bondage paradise you expected Me I am a Seth Efrikken. That is in Africa to the South far south. I live in a little place called Cape Town. It is situated on a Cape in the south In fact if you go any further south your feet get wet.
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No worries. We will find you another Lisa. Failing that take a tour through Namibia and hook up with Crazymel of the burnt boobies fame. She will sort you out
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The question is...are you ready for Citrusdal
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It's way past time that you take a spin through Africa. You will fit right in. That and all the farm animals you could possibly stand..........If you don't mind Skreamers sloppy seconds.
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"My son..............yes you are a dumbass"
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Oh No Nasty PM's I am sure that will drive Clay to the shrink's couch.
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That would be tank jacking Clay. Don't knock it till you tried it
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Ferdi About that wall you are banging your head in to. You might as well stop my friend, it is truly pointless.. Head up ass disease, like AIDs is incurable.
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Nah. They just ignore it. They go to your profile, see where you come from and if it is not part of the 'real bigist, best, most free, huggy kissy world' your opinion will be passed over. After all opinions like that cannot possibly exist
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Hey Skyrad It is not the cars fault. Look at the loads they have to haul.
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Bwhahahahaha. Been to China, not as a tourist and spent over a month working in the Shanghai docklands. Cool people. Cool culture. Great food. Awesome gamblers....don't do it, you will lose. I met a few Americans there. Too afraid to leave the city block where their hotel was situated. Too afraid to eat the food. Too afraid to socialise with people different than them. All this while I was out painting the town red with buddies who's language I did not vaguely understand.
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First time you know of. It hurts, it passes, you learn. Be careful of the rebound, now that is truly a sorry waste of time.
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Ah no worries Pia. Yours are nicer.....
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You bumped into CrazyMel yet? The wildchild is living in Swakop now
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So paar dae terug. Sy het 'n hoppie van Gourits gedoen. Nou is die koppelaar heel uitgebrand, die ratte 'mesh' nie meer nie en die enjin loop op twee cylinders.
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Oooo donner Boeta. Jy het nou knee diep in die kak getrap.Teen die tyd wat jy in Swakop aankom sal Mel alreeds daar wees. As sy by die voordeur in kom kan ek die agterdeur vir jou aanraai. Jy weet mos die rooi koppie is mal. En om dinge erger te maak het sy al haar eerste BASE sprong gedoen. Die din laagie wysheid wat sy gehaat het is nou geheel en al verniel.
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So when you're about to get your freak on do you:???
Scratch replied to KawiZX900's topic in The Bonfire
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People have been tanked for much less. I do believe that she is a gonner. Siiiigh I can hear the rabble already TAAAAAANK HER!!!! TAAAAANK HER!!!! TANK ...TANK ....TANK.... TANK. It warms my heart, such gentle people at the 'dal
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Meat Seeing as Pia is fond of the odd fishbowl...do you think she would be adverse to the TANK??