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Just wondering why they call it the "world" super bowl, and "world" Champions when noone else hardly plays it?? Same for Baseball too. Not having a go at the sprots at all.. i quite like baseball infact .. but just wondering why the equivilent sports Rugby and Cricket that are massivly played games arnt played that much there when they are such huge games in the rest of the world... and Visa Versa.

Dell definatly for quailty of service(although some would diagree) and cheapness for a pwnage laptop. My dell laptop recently had a few propblems and they sent round an engineer within 24hrs to fix it.. very imressed

Hmm maybe sumtimes.. i went to Gordon Ramseys new place "MAZE" the other week. Blew my Fu*king head off!! For all you that didnt know Wagyu Beef is a Japanese Beef that has been Massaged twice daily to make it extra tender. Yumm!

Ill let u know what it tastes like this weekend... im guna go up just for that

Depends on what shes had to eat The last option is soo wrong ... i mean you wouldnt , u couldnt...nasty.

The only one that really cares whether or not you are an honorable person is you. So if you dont care, then I guess its all good isnt it? Hehe yup

So I guess honor is out the window when you are trying to get laid? Nope i was just rolling with it, it was fun.. but if your just trying to get laid theres no honor involved, if your lookin for somthing more serious then sure.

Ill see what i can do... .. and what do u mean by "in action"

I take it you skimmed his post? Otherwise you would have absorbed the part where he and his friend were using the fine art of B.S. to impress women. The " at the end of the comment about the girls working for the BBC should have made it apparent they realized they might have picked the wrong cover story. Thanks for that... and i was the model my friend was the BBC dude.

Somthing tells me you've had a bad experience ...or u just jelous

She's psycho.. she'll loving having her picture taken. It shows that she has in fact suceeded in dominating him. ----------------------------------------------------------- Im ok with that

I would bet lots of money (if I had lots of money) that she is psycho. ----------------------------------------------------------- ..but shes a hot psycho..and who says im not ----------------------------------------------------------- Hush, Karen, you'll ruin all our fun. I just popped some popcorn so I can sit back and watch how this one plays out ----------------------------------------------------------- Im sure i can keep you all updated.. if im not heard from in a few weeks somone alert the police Ill take a pic of us when i meet her next and you can all judge us for urselfs

Sounds like a cute girl. Hope you like her when you're sober, too. ----------------------------------------------------- Me too ----------------------------------------------------- I was sober when I met my wife. That worked out really well for me. ----------------------------------------------------- Hmmm duno about wifey material, when im 25 she'll be 37 Definatly a sound investmant tho

I dnt like sharing

Your never tool old Considering its one of the most expensive bars in London i was supprisingly shocked myself

oh yes very sure No apple there or under her top either

Soo.. Afta a dry spell im back in the game After my sis's b-day meal i go with one of our mates to sum posh bar in kensington...havin a few drinks and these birds cum over.. oviously a bit older.. so we start chatting small talk and my mate blerts out "He just got singed for a modeling contract" So i roll woth it and they love it... i tell them he works for the BBC...they turn round and say "We both work for the BBC too" .. so trying our hardest to keep it going we somehow manage to keep our composure and pull it off. The drinks start flowing harder, all on our tab of course So they come back from the toliet and they swap seats, Im fine with this as the one im now sat with is a stunner who i think i havnt gota chance with. So she asks how old I am, being only 20 i decided to add a couple of years to 22.. she says "i like younger guys" So i throw the question back at her, turns out shes 30!!! (Actually 32 as she told my mate earlier). The question start to get more in depth, trying to avoid the subjects "I dnt like talkin about work" We have a few more drinks and then then a oquard silence she says " I really wana suck your cock" No joke i was completely gobsmaked we ended up having to leave early Shes foned me twice today already... Feels good to be back P.S I will deal with her if any of you were wondering

------------------------------------------------------------ it's an evolving dialect too... ------------------------------------------------------------ True no1 realy speaks it any more execpt the old skoolers like me grandad, not saying you guys are that old Now its the "chav"/"rude boy" lingo that will be rememberd from my generation... ------------------------------------------------------------ I used to love gettin' pissed on a Friday night and going for a Ruby....... ------------------------------------------------------------ Thankfully it still happens Should i maybe organize a skidvers curry nite

Adam and Eve rhymes with believe which is used as 'would you Adam and Eve it!' Apples and pears rhymes with stairs which is used as 'up the apples and pears'. April showers rhymes with flowers 'arris rhymes with bottle as in aristotle 'arris is also a twice removed rhyme; and rhymes with arse as in Aristotle - bottle - bottle and glass. Which is used as in 'Look at her 'arris' The 'H' is always silent in Cockney. Barnet Fair rhymes with 'hair' used as in 'Off to get me barnet cut.' Bees and honey rhymes with 'money' as in 'lovely honey'. Berkeley Hunt rhymes with 'cunt' as in 'you berk' 'berk' is rarely used in a strong swearing tense more as someone might say 'you stupid so and so.' Boat Race rhymes with 'face' As in 'what an ugly boat'. Boracic Lint rhymes with 'skint'. Usually said as 'lend us a fiver, I'm brassic'. Brahms and Lizst rhymes with 'pissed' or 'drunk'. Said as in 'No more beer for him, he's brahms.' Bristol City rhymes with 'tits' or 'breasts' Usually of a woman as in 'She's got a fine pair of bristols.' Brown bread rhymes with 'dead' Always used as 'He's brown bread.' Bubble and Squeak rhymes with Greek Usually referred to anyone from Greece or Cyprus or Turkey. Usually as 'You're a bubble.' Bull and cow rhymes with 'row' As in 'they were aving a right old bull'. Butchers hook rhymes with 'look' As in 'let's have a butchers'. Chalfont St Giles rhymes with 'piles' or 'haemorrhoids' used as in 'I've got a bad case of the Chalfonts'. China plate rhymes with 'mate'. Used as in 'ow you going, me old china.' Cobblers awls rhymes with 'balls' or 'testicles' Basically a mild rebuke as in 'don't talk cobblers.' Or, another way, 'don't talk a load of old rubbish.' Currant bun rhymes with 'sun'. As in 'nice to see the old currant bun.' Dicky dirt rhymes with 'shirt' As in 'nice dickie you're wearing'. Dog and bone rhymes with 'phone' As in 'get him on the dog'. Everton toffee rhymes with 'coffee' As in 'do you want an Everton'. Farmer Giles rhymes with 'piles' or 'haemorrhoids' As in 'me farmers are killing me'. German bands rhymes with 'hands' As in 'hold out your germans' Ginger beer rhymes with 'queer' or 'gay' As in the very short 'he's ginger' Half inch rhymes with 'pinch' or 'steal' Very simply 'who's half inched my car'. Hampstead heath rhymes with 'teeth' As in 'shiny white 'ampsteads' Hampton Wick rhymes with 'prick' As in 'he's got a whopper of a 'ampton' Hit and miss rhymes with 'piss' As in 'I'm going for a hit and miss' Irish jig rhymes with 'wig' As in 'e's wearing an Irish'. J Arthur Rank rhymes with 'wank' Put simply 'going for a J Arthur' Jack Jones rhymes with 'alone' As in 'I'm on my Jack Jones' Jam jar rhymes with 'car' As in 'just bought a new jamjar' James (or Jimmy) Riddle rhymes with 'piddle' or 'piss' Use as 'I'm off for a Jimmy (or James)' Be careful not to say 'I'm off for a JR' as this can be confused with J Arthur Rank as above. Joanna rhymes with 'piano' As in 'give us a tune on your old joanna' Kate and Sidney rhymes with 'steak and kidney pie ' Ask for a 'Kate and Sid pie' Khyber Pass rhymes with'arse' Put crudely 'give 'im one up the khyber' Lucy Locket rhymes with 'pocket' As in 'keep it in your lucy' North and south rhymes with 'mouth' As in 'blimey what a north an south' On your tod rhymes with 'alone' or 'Tod Sloan' use as 'I'm on me tod' Pen and ink rhymes with 'stink' Usually 'blimey, what a pen and ink' also in plural as in 'this pen and inks.' Plates of meat rhymes with 'feet' As in 'get off me plates' Pony and trap rhymes with 'crap' As in 'I'm going for a pony' Pork pie rhymes with 'lie' Usually expressed as 'don't tell me porkies" Rabbit and pork rhymes with 'talk' Use as 'don't he rabbit on' Or more common these days: 'more rabbit than Sainsbury's' Raspberry ripple thymes with 'cripple' As in 'poor bloke's a raspberry' Rory O'Moore rhymes with 'floor' or 'poor' Either term used as in 'down on the rory' Either penniless or reached rock bottom Or possibly the thing you stand on - 'I'm on the rory.' Gypsy Rosie Lee rhymes with 'tea' Use as 'I could do with a nice cup of rosy.' Rub a dub rhymes with 'pub' As in 'going down to the rub a dub for a drink.' Ruby Murry rhymes with 'curry' As in 'im going for a Ruby' Sweeney Todd rhymes with 'Flying squad' Now disbanded but also a famous UK TV cop series: Villains had greatest respect for 'the Sweeney'. Taters (potatoes) in the mold rhymes with 'cold' Expressed as 'Jesus, it's taters in ere.' Tea leaf rhymes with 'thief' As in 'you little tea leaf' Titfer, or tit for tat rhymes with 'hat' As in 'hold on to yer titfer' Tom tit rhymes with 'shit' Only as 'I'm off for a tom tit' Tom and Dick rhymes with 'sick' As in 'I can't come in to work, I'm feeling a bit Tom and Dick' Threepenny bits rhymes with 'tits' or 'breasts Obsolete UK coinage used to heap praise as in 'what a pair of threepennies' (pronounced thrup-knees) Two and eight rhymes with 'state' Meaning 'he's in a bit of a two an eight' Turtle doves rhymes with 'gloves' As in 'nice pair of turtles you're wearing' Whistle and flute rhymes with 'suit' As in 'wearing his new whistle' Enjoy... Blues Edited: Put ruby in there, cheers Sid. Laurence

Any news on how developments going? Release date? I understand its probably been pushed back with all the new things suggested.... We are all eagerly awaiting it

Hi dude I just got the xda mini (google it) its reli gd, windows software such as excel, word, power point and can read pdfs. All the models are touch screen, the battery life on all of them isnt that long, if you use it alot youll have to charge it everyday, the model i have dosnt have wi-fi but most of them do, i would say go for the Xda range rather than Pda, and if you not restricted by money go for the Xda exec, i think the models are called different names in the US so just google the modles i said you should find loads of info. If find the windows software to be slow at times but there are other options. This is a good link to compare all of them : http://www.my-xda.com/comp.html P.S If it rains forget about taking it out, and its also a muggers dream hope this helps blues

Ahh the good old days

30th march - 5th april. Looking for BPA instructors to do a couple of AFFs. Plz PM me with any info/contact details cheers

Something about girl-farts - like a fist to the face sometimes. -----------------------------------------------------------

mmm i think less because the air is thinner, and it has less air molecules to disperse in. Or maybe that would make it smell worse Any1 know?