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me me me i want to...xc is for me.... if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

remember what happens in the desert stays in the desert. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

this is the monday funny.... what a dump ass. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

i want to see the first 100 packs than i will decide if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

best pic i have seen all day... if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

Larry, a not too bright local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees a building on fire. A lady is standing on a third-story ledge holding her pet cat in her arms. "Hey, lady," yells Larry, "throw me the cat." "No," she cries, "It's too far." "I play football, I can catch him." The smoke is pouring from the windows, and finally, the woman waves to Larry, kisses her cat good-bye, and tosses it down to the street. Larry keeps his eye on the cat as it comes hurtling down toward him. The feline bounces off an awning and Larry runs into the street to catch it. He jumps six feet into the air and makes a spectacular one handed catch. The crowd that has gathered to watch the fire breaks into cheers. Carried away, Larry does a little dance, lifts the cat above his head, wiggles his knees back and forth, then spikes the cat into the pavement.... Touchdown! if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

A man with stomach pain goes to the doctor. The doctor tells him it’s constipation and he’ll have to use suppositories. The man is instructed to drop his pants and bend over, whereupon the doctor shoves the tablet up his ass. "You’ll have to do the same thing every six hours for a week," says the doctor. Later that evening the man is having difficulty inserting another suppository and asks his wife for help. He tells her what to do, then drops his shorts and bends over. She proceeds to put one hand on his shoulder and with the other shoves the suppository home. "Damn!" the man screams. "What’s the matter?" she asks. "Did I hurt you?" "No," he replies, but I just realized that the doctor had both hands on my shoulders." if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

yes she does.. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

micheal jacksons pict in the news while in court... if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

hehehehehe they said beaver.... if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

it is always best to be last out than you get the most alt. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

you have to fly really big to their. i had a hard time staying stable i am so used to flying small. have fun. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

bad day of jumping uh?? if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

the horror of that picture will haunt me for the rest of my days.... if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

and remember: green go yellow go faster red stop if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

To enhance your already vast knowledge... A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. A snail can sleep for three years. Babies are born without kneecaps; they don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age. Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, dogs only about 10. February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon. If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction. In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated. Leonardo Da Vinci invented scissors. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'. "Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand, "lollipop" with your right. The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns. The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with. "Typewriter" is the longest word that can be made using the letters on one row of the keyboard. Women blink nearly twice as much as men. If you are an average American, in your whole life you will spend an average of 6 months waiting at red lights. In most advertisements, including newspapers, the time displayed on a watch face is 10:10. It's impossible to lick your elbow. The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid. Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks; otherwise it will digest itself. There's no Betty Rubble in Flintstones Chewables. There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: abstemious and facetious. There is a word in the English language with only one vowel which occurs five times: indivisibility. The Bible does not say there were three wise men; it only say there were three gifts. Did you know that crocodiles never outgrow the pool in which they live? That means if you put a baby croc in an aquarium, it would be little for the rest of its life. A group of geese on the ground is a gaggle; a group of geese in the air is a skein. A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100 of a second. Pinocchio is Italian for "pine eye". More than 50% of people in the world have never made or received a phone call. Rats and horses can't vomit. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language...try it! Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times. In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match. Thirty-five percent of people who use personal ads for dating are already married. A duck's quack doesn't echo anywhere, and no one knows why. In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders. Most lipstick contains fish scales. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongues print is different. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

that was a great letter....very funny if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

congrats skymom... now you have like 10000 kids to watch... if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

and they say the military is strict if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

> >Step 1: Go buy a turkey > >Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey (scotch) > >Step 3: Put turkey in the oven > >Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey > >Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens > >Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink > >Step 7: Turn oven the on > >Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky > >Step 9: Turk the bastey > >Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get > >Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer > >Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey > >Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours > >Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey > >Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey > >Step 16: Floor the turkey up off of the pick > >Step 17: Turk the carvey > >Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch > >Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey > >Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out > if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

this is pretty good... http://www.whoohoo.net/pilot/index.htm if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

One Star Hangover (*) > > No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able > to > > function relatively > > well. However, you are still parched. You can > drink > > 5 sodas and still feel > > this way. For some reason, your are craving a > philly > > sub and steak fries. > > > > > > > > Two Star Hangover (**) > > > > No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You > may > > look okay but you have > > the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee > you > > are chugging is only > > increasing your rumbling gut, which is still > tossing > > around the fruity > > pancake from the 3:00 AM Waffle House excursion. > > There is some definite > > havoc being wreaked upon your bowels. > > > > > > > > Three Star Hangover (***) > > Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are > > definitely not productive. > > Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her > perfume > > reminds you of the > > flavored schnapp's shots your alcoholic friends > > dared you to drink. Life > > would be better right now if you were home in your > > bed watching Lucy > > reruns. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of > > water, 3 iced teas and a > > diet > > Coke --- yet you haven't peed once. > > > > > > > > Four Star Hangover (****) > > > > > > Life sucks. Your head is throbbing. You can't > speak > > too quickly or else > > you might puke. Your boss has already lambasted > you > > for being late and has > > given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You > wore > > nice clothes, but that > > can't > > hide the fact that you only shaved one side of > your > > face. (for the ladies, > > it looks like you put your make-up on while riding > > the bumper cars.) Your > > eyes look like one big red vein and even your hair > > hurts. Your sphincter > > is in perpetual spasm, and the first of about > five > > shits you take during > > the > > day makes the eyes water of everyone who enters > the > > bathroom. > > > > > > > > Five Star Hangover, (*****) > > > > > > You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is > > actually annoying the > > employee who sits in the next cube. Vodka vapor is > > seeping out of every > > pore and making you dizzy. You still have > > toothpaste crust in the corners > > of > > your mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt > > to get the remnants of > > the > > poop fairy out. Your body has lost the ability to > > generate saliva so your > > tongue is suffocating you. You don't have the > > foggiest idea who the hell > > the stranger was passed out in your bed this > > morning. Any attempt to > > defecate > > results in a fire hose like discharge of > > alcohol-scented fluid with a rare > > 'floater' thrown in. The sole purpose of this > > 'floater' seems to be to > > splash the toilet water all over your ass. Death > > sounds pretty good about > > right now.... if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

It's the bottom of the fifth and the bags are loaded. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

This is a detective story, so pay attention. Three elderly ladies love going to the ballpark to see their beloved San Francisco Giants play. To make the game more entertaining, they sneak a bottle of bourbon into the stadium to mix with their cola. Soon they realize that the bourbon is almost gone and the game has a lot of innings to go. Using the clues given, can you figure out what inning it is and what is the game's status? if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up. 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those darn kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM. 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach. 19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests. 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff." 21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again." 23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar. 25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?