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for the taste!!! if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

lol if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

i remember when they only played videos. now they decided that they were a real network and put on shit programing... if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

that would be funny if one of them had an accident. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

no bush is a good thing!!

good for you!!!!! i would put my life in your hands anytime

need more boobie if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

> > Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a > slowdown in overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry > applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, > Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 > and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL > 5.0 and NBA 3.0....and now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning > 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these > problems, but to no avail. > > What can I do? > Desperate > > > Dear Desperate: > > First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband > 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command: > C:/I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If > all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the > applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can cause > Husband 1.0 to fault to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. > ...Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoring Loudly. > Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall > 'AnotherBoyfriend' program. These are not supported applications and will > crash Husband 1.0. > In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited > memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying > additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally > recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7. > > Good Luck, > Tech Support > > if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

good for you man. it only gets better from here.. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

>RX - Cyanide > > >This fellow comes into a pharmacy and asks for a >vial of Cyanide. > >Burr, the pharmacist, trying to keep a professional >posture, asked what he wanted it for. > >He answered, "I want to kill my wife." > >"I'm sorry Sir," Burr replied, "but you >will have to understand under such circumstances I >can't sell you any Cyanide." > >The guy reaches into his wallet and produces a photo >of his wife. > >The pharmacist blushes and replies, "I am sorry >Sir, I didn't realize you had a prescription." > if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

Lesson Number One: A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. Management Lesson: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up. Lesson Number Two: A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him! Management Lessons: 1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy. 2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. 3) And when you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut! Lesson Number Three: A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy. "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally, after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree. Management Lesson: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

what happens when girls get raised on a farm

A professor at the University of West Virginia was giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands. "Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands. "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" About 15 students raise their hands. "Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raise their hands. "That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?" Way in the back, Billy Ray raises! his hand. The professor takes off his glasses, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture; no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience." The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, "So, Billy Ray, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?" Billy Ray replied, "Shiiiiit! From way back thar I thought you said, "Goats!" if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

1. Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. 2. I'm not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain. 3. I'm in shape. Round is a shape. 4. I'm desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets. 5. Do you think illiterate people get the full affect of alphabet soup? 6. I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific. 7. Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window? 8. Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster than you is a maniac? 9. You have to stay in shape. My mother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now and we have no idea where she is. 10. I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them. 11. One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you. 12. They show you how detergent takes out bloodstains. I think if you've got a tee shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem. 13. Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you it's because they're such beautiful animals. I think my wife is beautiful, but I only have photographs of her on the walls. 14. A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said, "Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" I said, "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too." 15. Future historians will be able to study at the Jimmy Carter Library, the Gerald Ford Library, the Ronald Reagan Library, and the Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore. if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

yup will be their saturday... if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

hey i had to go to work on monday. i don't know what you are all complaning about. of course i will be in eloy on saturday so at least i have that to look forward to.... if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

last xmas in her brand new hat... if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

good for you. welcome back to the sky... if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

see everyone sat.. if i can talk the wife into it. friday night. ..... if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

see you there on sat.... or if i can talk the wife into it friday night if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

blue skies.... if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

hey where is the freecell option?? if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

that poor dog if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

very amusing.... if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

delivering packages!!! if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?