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DZ.com stalking? Just curious. Skymama stalker #69!!!!

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CRW or fat chicks??? [Homer Simpson] Exactly!!!! Doh! [/Homer Simpson] Skymama stalker #69!!!!

Ouch! ROTFLMAO I still do it every once in a while! Skymama stalker #69!!!!

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I believe this theory requires a thorough investigation! Skymama stalker #69!!!!

They don't tandem. Skymama stalker #69!!!!

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Well....You can replace 'An Irishman' with 'A Skydiver' & it would still be funny. Skymama stalker #69!!!!

A Republican in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?" The waitress nodded "yes," so the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him. The next patron to come in was a Libertarian with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus over there?" The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat." The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there, honey! How's about gettin' me a cold glass of Miller Light?" He, too, looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that God's boy over there?" The waitress once more nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold glass of beer. "On my bill," he said. As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Republican felt the strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door. Jesus also passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back straightening up, and he raised his hands, praised the Lord and did a series of back flips out the door. Then Jesus walked towards the Democrat. The Democrat jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me. I'm collecting disability." Skymama stalker #69!!!!

An Irishman is sitting at the end of a bar. He sees a lamp at the end of the table. He walks down to it and rubs it. Out pops a genie. It says, "I will give you three wishes." The man thinks awhile. Finally he says, "I want a beer that never is empty." With that, the genie makes a poof sound and on the bar is a bottle of beer. The Irishman starts drinking it and right before it is gone, it starts to refill. The genie asks about his next two wishes. The man says, "I want two more of these." Skymama stalker #69!!!!

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I'm still trying to get that mental image out of my brain! Happy Birthday, Dude! Skymama stalker #69!!!!

Recorded in the mental Rolodex. Skymama stalker #69!!!!

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It's probably those things called corners which US riders might not be too familiar with. I think there might be a culture difference at work here though. It is a fact that more sports bikes are sold in the UK than in any other country and hero blobs, knee sliders and chicken strips rarely stay intact for long. A lot of Brits tend to ride pretty aggressively and as a result they crash a lot so it's best to get it out of your system on a slower bike. As Jamie Witham said, "if you don't crash, you don't know where the limit is". Quote WTF? I think that those on GeorgiaSportBike.com (& most sport bike forums) would argue the opposite. I do agree with the graduated CC/Horsepower laws, but I think that there should be NO exceptions. I started on 50cc & have owned almost every cc available. I wear all of the proper gear (I was frowned upon by by friends for riding to bike night around the corner from my house once while wearing shorts). My bike does not have chicken stips or scratches. But it does have frame sliders & racing grade tires. Skymama stalker #69!!!!

They say home is where the heart is. If your heart tells you that you are a Texas girl, then by-god your a Texas girl! You can still visit Georgia every once in a while. Just tell your cranky mom that your belong in Texas. Skymama stalker #69!!!!

What you normally wear! Thank you Mistress, may I have another? Skymama stalker #69!!!!

I think you are about to get banned. Skymama stalker #69!!!!

I vote for ALL OF THEM! Skymama stalker #69!!!!