SkySlut

Thats quite the story...Please let us know what the results of the investigation as to what caused this was. I would be very interested to find out. Thats scary shit, man. How tasty was that beer after that...wheeeew! -Slut "I'll jump anything!"

At what altitude were you sitting in the saddle at??? It could have been a number of things. I remember when I got off student status, I was so used to fast openings that when I got my own rig I had the same thought. Some people pack their mains to open in over 1,000 feet. Different strokes for different folks...but I would recommend getting used to what you main is doing and learn how to pack it so it does what you want it to do. Do what is comfortable for you, I would hate for you to see you get rid of a perfectly good "soon-to-be" canopy because you didnt give it a chance to open. Another thing that you can do to open that badboy up is pull on the risers and assist the slider down a bit. Just be careful not to release any of the toggles while you are pulling on the risers. That would put you into a spin, and if you are under a highly loaded high performance canopy, and cause line twists and then you would have to really chop it!!!! Oooooppppps! -Slut "I'll jump anything!"

Vans - "They take you were you want to be!" -Slut "I'll jump anything!"

The coolest thing that I have been a part of is a "Mr. Bill". Two skydivers exit holding onto each other and you deploy the P/C immediately upon exit. The other guy holds onto you, if he can, during deployment. Then when your passenger is ready to jump off of you...they do. It is pretty weird. -Slut "I'll jump anything!"

Well, I made it back in one piece...The rig is unreal. It is da shit!!! The thing is so comfortable because the harness straps are attatched more towards the middle of the container. That rig does not move on your back one bit...no matter what you are doing on the ground or in the air. I love this rig!!! I highly recommend them. Shitty part about it was it was a bit too windy to jump on Saturday so I had to just sit around and look at it all day until today...got 4 jumps in...still a bit windy in the afternoon. I felt like and looked like a little kid on x-mas. I havent been this excited about anything in quite some time...1st jump on a new container, 1st jump on a new main, 1st jump with a new 4-way team...BEER!BEER!BEER!BEER! It is one sexy rig... -Slut "I'll jump anything!"

Whooohooo!!!! I just got my new custom Javelin Odyssey in!!! I have been waiting for this forever. I gotta get outta here and get this thing packed and jump this bad boy!!! Now I just need to sneak out of work...if anyone asks I was at a customer meeting. I wasnt speeding to the DZ while fondling my rig. I know have issues...you dont have to point them out. -Slut "I'll jump anything!"

Yeah, I havent been on that for a while, now that we can actually jump in New England...but is a really cool website...beats doing other things at work. I loved it when they had it up during the Nationals and they had the camera on the wing so you could see the exits...Really neat. -Slut "I'll jump anything!"

Yeah, its gotten to the point where I dont even bother anymore. It is too much of a waste of my energy and resources to lead a dead hoarse to water. What has actually gotten people to the DZ is the curiousity of why I spend so much time there...My friends dont even ask me what I am doing or bother asking me to do things with them because they know what my response is going to be. So they get curious and show up just to check things out...then they jump because it looks pretty cool. -Slut "I'll jump anything!"

www.perriscam.com -Slut "I'll jump anything!"

Baywatch is actually the number one show in the world. Dont ask me how I know that... -Slut "I'll jump anything!"

I dont think that I am on that video. I had Pete Allum as a coach...but Molly was cool as shit on the ground. Come to think of it me, Molly, Pete & one of Molly's students did a 4-way at the end...17 points!!! Yeahaaa!!! -Slut "I'll jump anything!"

Didnt one of the guys get it from picking up one of the rotting carcasses and the thing exploded in his face???? That is freakin nasty!!!! -Slut "I'll jump anything!"

That is actually fairly interesting...I didnt know that was a real peom...I have only heard the dirty versions. -Slut "I'll jump anything!"

No cows...No problem!!! I feel for you guys over there...now you got people getting it??? Have you been able to jump at all??? I hear some DZs arent able to jump because of their proximity to farms. Best of luck! -Slut "I'll jump anything!"

Strange Facts 1. Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated. 2. Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite. 3. There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar. 4. The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing. 5. A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes. 6. There are more chickens than people in the world. 7. Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey. 8. The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched." 9. On some Canadian two-dollar bills, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag. 10. All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20. 11. No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple. Try it. 12. "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt." 13. All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill. 14. Almonds are a member of the peach family. 15. Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance. 16. Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable. 17. There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous. 18. Los Angeles' full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula" 19. A cat has 32 muscles in each ear. 20. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. 21. Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur. 22. In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10. 23. Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer. 24. The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "It's a Wonderful Life." 25. A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours. 26. A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds. 27. A dime has 118 ridges around the edge. 28. It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. 29. The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world. 30. In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak. 31. The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket. 32. Mr. Rogers is an ordained minister. 33. The average person falls asleep in seven minutes. 34. There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball. 35. "Stewardesses" is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand. -Slut "I'll jump anything!"

"There once was a man from Nantucket..." -Slut "I'll jump anything!"

We got those at our DZ!!! One of the only really cool thing about having a DZ that is in Maine is that the town doesnt have any cops...which is really nice!!! -Slut "I'll jump anything!"

Your kidding me...Man, I thought I live in the sticks...shheeesh! -Slut "I'll jump anything!"

I got a liver to sell...its only got 100 drinks on it, its always been packed indoors and its never been wet, i swear!!! -Slut "I'll jump anything!"

Molly does kick ass and you can tell her I told her that. I met her down at the Search for Skydive U. All the coaches kick ass because they all learned to teach the same way so it really doesnt make a difference who teaches you...but it is well worth it!!! If you can afford it do it, but I would recommend that you do as many jumps as possible in a short period of time so you can retain the skills better and build off them. Go for it! -Slut "I'll jump anything!"

Another thing that you can do is get multiple layers in your suit. It will be a bit stiffer and thicker so it will grab more air on you...the downside is that it will be hot as hell in that suit on a hot summer day. But I guess if you have put all the effort in to lift weights, you could suffer a little bit in your own private sauna and lose any excess fat that you may have. -Slut "I'll jump anything!"

Listen to Lisa aka Skybytch on this...she pretty much covered all the bases. -Slut "I'll jump anything!"

There are articles in there??? I still think that they should put out a pop-up or scratch & sniff issue... -Slut "I'll jump anything!"

Ahhh...just busting on you a bit...that would have been really nice to have been there! Got any other womens records coming up??? -Slut "I'll jump anything!"

Ever see the South Park skydiving shirt??? "You flat bastard! You corked Kenny!!!" Fairly entertaining... -Slut "I'll jump anything!"