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    I would argue that the British debacle at Dunkirk actually encouraged the Nazi generals to hasten their plans for invading Britain. It was Hitler’s misguided decision to shift resources away from fulfilling these plans in order to pursue his vision of pummeling the British people into capitulation via an aerial bombing campaign which helped forestall Britain’s defeat. Also, for most of the war German resources didn’t get stretched to the degree that Britain's inherent resources were stretched. Germany had access to the oil fields of southeastern Europe, for example, and Britain had no similar access to reliable petroleum stocks but for the American contribution. It was an allied effort which defeated facism in Europe back then. Victory in the Pacific theatre, however, was achieved overwhelmingly by America as compared with its allies’ contributions. It was the first time in our history that we fought and won a two-front war across the oceans. Blutarsky 2008. No Prisoners!
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    Astrological beliefs are not inherently inferior to the beliefs of a recognized religion in my book. Nancy Reagan believed in astrology, Jimmy Carter believed in his Baptist Church. A distinction without a difference. Other than correcting a misquote, what material have you contributed to elevate the discussion? Nothing thus far. Blutarsky 2008. No Prisoners!
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    There’s your mistake. My comments did not contain an argument. They were solely intended to inject levity into the discussion. However I will say that Jimmy Carter’s decision to bring his chronically inebriated brother along with him on Airforce One during sensitive trips abroad demonstrated poor judgment on the part of the President, which I do argue was a hallmark of the Carter Administration. Blutarsky 2008. No Prisoners!
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    Fortunately for America, Ronald Reagan came along and he was able to restore our confidence as a nation. Carter did have an interesting brother however, I mean how many people can say they peed _on_ Airforce One? (Ted Kennedy has I'll bet.) Blutarsky 2008. No Prisoners!
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    Careful how you phrase your request. Now Walt is likely to post a story about what he's coughed up lately. Not that it won't be an interesting read. Blutarsky 2008. No Prisoners!
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    That sounds vaguely familiar. Have we sued you before? Blutarsky 2008. No Prisoners!
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    Fine, but did you guys burn couches like they do at Michigan State? Weak Blutarsky 2008. No Prisoners!
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    We need your address for service of process ... Blutarsky 2008. No Prisoners!
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    Don’t feel special. A lot of teams cruised UM football this year. As they will going forward if Lloyd Carr continues on as UM’s coach. At least we’ve still got a great fight song and unique helmets. CCHA hockey is where it’s at for UM fans anyhow … Blutarsky 2008. No Prisoners!
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    Pressure suit failure in space might do that to you. I achieve a similar effect when I explode cats in the microwave. Blutarsky 2008. No Prisoners!
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    Finally, proof of intelligent design - on the part of the Dover Area School District in respect of its policies for teaching science during science class. Blutarsky 2008. No Prisoners!
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    Certainly it was predictable that Sharon might suffer health problems. I mean, to crush terrorism Sharon had only to actually sit on terrorists. This guy was Israel’s biggest island. His girth exceeded the West Bank in scale. Somebody close to the guy should have alerted Israeli geological stations and then sat him down, gently, for “the talk” to lose weight. I can’t think of another world leader whose fat got so out of control. Not that Sharon hasn’t been under a great deal of stress, what with his tiny nation facing radical Islamicists hellbent on acquiring nuclear weapons to place on their missiles, vowing the country should be erased from the map. Exhibit A what stress can do to a person, my posts I offer as Exhibit B. Blutarsky 2008. No Prisoners!
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    The Chicago edition of USA Today carried "12 miners alive!" on its front page. I bought a few because it reminded me of "Dewey Defeats Truman" somewhat. Blutarsky 2008. No Prisoners!
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    I sincerely hope they have palm trees and warm ocean breezes where you're headed. Have an extra rum drink if you'll be visiting such a place. My immediate destinations are all experiencing cold and crappy weather, although I did knowingly decline an invitation to present in Bermuda next week silly me Bluto
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    Forced listening to an extended speech by Howard Dean. Blutarsky 2008. No Prisoners!
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    That must be one deep bunker then. Convey my best wishes to the Underlord, although I realize that isn't Cheney's official title. Blutarsky 2008. No Prisoners!
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    The Archie Bunker? Blutarsky 2008. No Prisoners!
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    I had thought from another thread that you were supposed to be out swimming around in cash money. And does this make you a Kennedy Blutarsky 2008. No Prisoners!
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    It's debatable whether the Kennedys are "no longer in power." Why, so you can retort with "it's all about the blowjob?" There, saved you the trouble. Blutarsky 2008. No Prisoners!
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    Whereas with the Kennedy family, incompetence was never an acceptable excuse for their activities in Iran, Saudi, Cuba, South America and South Vietnam? Blutarsky 2008. No Prisoners!
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    In the woman’s own words, "I had to make up an excuse to tell my parents." Why did she need to “make up an excuse” if she knew that she had done nothing wrong? An intelligent person could have adequately explained to his/her parents the nature of the stress relief devices without going into possibly embarassing specifics re the condoms. Had the student in question been a fraternity dude from Penn State, people would be calling for his head on a platter. Blutarsky 2008. No Prisoners!
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    Thus you should seal your foodstuffs in condoms when including them in your checked luggage. I appreciate the tip. Blutarsky 2008. No Prisoners!
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    Actually for the kiddies out there I suppose I should issue a warning that both semtex and c4 are highly toxic and they shouldn't try this at home. Plasticene just tastes bland, so a little mayo couldn't hurt. Blutarsky 2008. No Prisoners!
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    “Just in the interests of disclosure, our art laboratory is less than 40 feet from where I sit right now. We have all sorts of modeling compounds there including plasticine. I can assure you that plasticine smells and tastes nothing like semtex or c4.” Blutarsky 2008. No Prisoners!
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    I have to make it easy for you, else you would certainly miss. Blutarsky 2008. No Prisoners!