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You can put a switch between the transmission and the speedometer. While in the on position everything works in the off position you cant read your speed and odometer does nothing. Not only will you look better, feel better, and fuck better; you'll have significantly increased your life expectancy. --Douva

I remember this friend of mine on the phone saying there is no way we are getting another cat!!!! I wonder what happend to that guy Name him Freak Show Not only will you look better, feel better, and fuck better; you'll have significantly increased your life expectancy. --Douva

Why does it suck???? Why live somewhere you hate so much? Not only will you look better, feel better, and fuck better; you'll have significantly increased your life expectancy. --Douva

Gruene hall is a really cool bar if your into texas country music. Its alot of fun if there isnt a big name country artist there. The bigger the name the less and less room there is for dancing. Geune market days are cool if your into that kinda thing. The Guadalupe river is great 8 hr float in a tube with a cooler full of beer what better way to beat the heat. Not only will you look better, feel better, and fuck better; you'll have significantly increased your life expectancy. --Douva

I was raised and work really close to the border so i guess im just a snob when it comes to mexican food. Not only will you look better, feel better, and fuck better; you'll have significantly increased your life expectancy. --Douva

You can find good Tex Mex in Austin or San Anotnio. You need to go way far south if you want REAL mexican food FOOD: If your in Austin try the Iron Cactus try the chicken stuffed something or other verry good stuff. The Best Wurst is street food on sixth verry good drunk food.

Going home late wed get some sleep Thursday pack up and relax Friday Pick up camper and haul ass to Skyfest Not only will you look better, feel better, and fuck better; you'll have significantly increased your life expectancy. --Douva

Depends How much do you plan on jumping ???? How long will you be in town??? Will you be eating out???? Last year i spent $100 on WHATABURGER alone I love fast food when im drunk Not only will you look better, feel better, and fuck better; you'll have significantly increased your life expectancy. --Douva

Im in Just placed a order for a Digital Reble XT!!!!!

Because its all about the new guy!! Not only will you look better, feel better, and fuck better; you'll have significantly increased your life expectancy. --Douva

WOW now i really cant wait see you guys in a few days Not only will you look better, feel better, and fuck better; you'll have significantly increased your life expectancy. --Douva

I started calling my girlfriend Babe and sweetie early on in our relationship.................. i wasnt trying to be sweet i just couldnt remember her freaking name Not only will you look better, feel better, and fuck better; you'll have significantly increased your life expectancy. --Douva

What could go wrong??? Im at work so no beer or BBQ for me Not only will you look better, feel better, and fuck better; you'll have significantly increased your life expectancy. --Douva

Fixed it for you Not only will you look better, feel better, and fuck better; you'll have significantly increased your life expectancy. --Douva

I thought I was jumping at a reputable DZ. I should have picked up on their business practices when I went to one of their boogies. I had cash on account but was told that money could not be used for the boogie I had to pay cash "no exceptions." At that time I was naive and found myself making excuses for the dz's actions. Took me a while but I eventually opened my eyes. I took a hard look around and decided this place wasn’t for me. I was still open to one day go back their after the dz cleaned up its act, but this latest attempt to screw me was their last.

Doc's were american and they did point off into the city and say "all that over there is the red zone" kinda saying we stay the fuck out of there Not only will you look better, feel better, and fuck better; you'll have significantly increased your life expectancy. --Douva

Dont remember but man it really gave me a view of how fucked up war is A big thank you to all the brave service men out there doing the things i dont have the balls to Not only will you look better, feel better, and fuck better; you'll have significantly increased your life expectancy. --Douva

I understand this but the last deposit i made to that account was $300 and thats not enough to get any kind of discount. The balance left on the account was $80. Not alot of money but still thats 4 jumps or a few cases of good beer. Not only will you look better, feel better, and fuck better; you'll have significantly increased your life expectancy. --Douva

Just wondering how other DZ's operate The Drama: I quit jumping at a DZ and still had some cash on account. Several months later I went by to close my account and get my cash back. I even called in advance to see if I could pick it up. The nice young lady on the phone said it wouldn’t be a problem. I drive out there and the dz manager pulls this "you have to jump it off" rule out of his ass. I quit jump there for a reason, so I did the next best thing I transferred the cash to one my friends that is still jumping there (not many left). I am not surprised at the DZ manager’s actions. What really pisses me off is that at any given point I had a crap load of money on that account some times up to $1,000. This "jump it off or lose it" rule was never mentioned to me NEVER!! I did walk away from this mess but the whole thing seemed ridiculous. If you dont know your current dz's cash on account policy i suggest you find out Not only will you look better, feel better, and fuck better; you'll have significantly increased your life expectancy. --Douva

Check it out on HBO......If you dont have a strong tummy dont watch Not only will you look better, feel better, and fuck better; you'll have significantly increased your life expectancy. --Douva

Consider yourself lucky Its 2 AM in Texas and im working Not only will you look better, feel better, and fuck better; you'll have significantly increased your life expectancy. --Douva

No option for "Im fucking sober and it sucks!!!" Not only will you look better, feel better, and fuck better; you'll have significantly increased your life expectancy. --Douva

im not drunk YET and that pocket still looks wierd Not only will you look better, feel better, and fuck better; you'll have significantly increased your life expectancy. --Douva

Pussy. Not only will you look better, feel better, and fuck better; you'll have significantly increased your life expectancy. --Douva

HAHAHAHA Funniest shit I've heard all year!!! Not only will you look better, feel better, and fuck better; you'll have significantly increased your life expectancy. --Douva