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I see ya all over the dublin video bob who did you blow to get that much coverage? DEAF GERMANS: A young deaf American was taking a vacation overseas. He got a Eurail pass and toured Holland, France, Belgium, and a bunch of other places before ending up in Germany. At his first village, he went into a pub and there, off in the corner, were three older German gentlemen who were signing. They appeared to be deaf. The young man watched and figured he could understand the signs enough to carry on a conversation. He got a beer and asked if they would allow him to join them, and they did. They chatted about this and that, and soon conversation gave way to how each of them became deaf. The first older German said, "Well, I was a soldier in WWII, and my platoon was hit by a big American mortar, and it exploded near my head, and I lost all my hearing." The American boy was kind of saddened by this. The second German went on:" I was in a UBoat and my job was to listen for enemy ships. An American destroyer dropped a depth bomb on my ship, and it went off very close to it, and I lost my hearing as a result." Oh no, thinks the young American. How awful. The third German held forth: "I was in a plane, and we were struck by a bomb, and it went off right next to me, and it blew out my ears, and that is how I lost my hearing." Well, that was just awful, the young American thinks. My country is indirectly responsible for these poor chaps going deaf. He was sad about this until they asked him how he became deaf. Smiling, he signed, "Well, before I was born, my mom got German measles http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

There's more to this man then good looks you know http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

Deaf Mafia A Mafia gang takes on a deaf man to run their deliveries, feeling it would be safer having someone unable to overhear conversations. However, one day when he is to deliver a large sum of money, he never shows up with it. The mobsters track him down, but don't find the money on him. As none of them are able to use sign language, they bring in an interpreter. Mobster: "Where'd you hide the money?" (Interpreter signs the question.) The bag man signs his reply. The interpreter says, "He says he had to ditch it in the river because the cops were onto him." Mobster: "I'm not fooling around! You better tell me where that money is!" (Interpreter again signs.) The bag man signs his reply, and the interpreter relays, "He swears he is telling the truth. He had to get rid of it." The mobster pulls out a revolver and points it between the deaf man's eyes. "Tell me where that money is, or I'll kill you right now!" (Interpreter signs his statement.) The bag man, sweating profusely, signs, "It's inside a shoebox under a loose floorboard in my bedroom closet." The interpreter says, "He says he doesn't know where it is and he doesn't think you have the guts to pull the trigger." Researchers tell us that only about 25 percent of what is said can be understood by lipreading. For example: Suppose a woman says: "This place is a mess! C'mon, You and I need to clean this place up, Your stuff is lying all over on the floor and you'll have no clothes to wear tomorrow unless we do the laundry right now!" Her lipreading husband will get: blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON YOU AND I blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR blah, blah, NO CLOTHES blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW! An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again." The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!" An old man was wondering if his wife had a hearing problem. So one night, he stood behind her while she was sitting in her lounge chair. He spoke softly to her, "Honey, can you hear me?" There was no response. He moved a little closer and said again, "Honey, can you hear me?" Still, there was no response. Finally he moved right behind her and said, "Honey, can you hear me?" She replied, "For the third time, Yes i SUPPOSE YOU'LL START THE FAT JOKES SOON..HEHEHE http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

they had 6 people and a midget working on your case for 4 hours..lol midgets only get paid 3/4 of normal pay. http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

very very rude... Come on out jay make you monthly jump http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

with shrooms..great combination....lol http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

It was a lawsuit against Jay, he didnt't get any money.lol http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

I think you should buy the first load in celebration, let us all feel your joy.. congrats jay. those Bastards!! http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

You searched your whole collection to find that one didn't ya...hehe http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

There the group has spoken..hehe http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

grilling out am i invited http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

Actually, what makes America great is the drop-zones...lol http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

Yes i'm officially trying to beat the 22 people in my camper record. i bet we can get 40 in with the bedroom.... http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

13 scr's on 1 jump mmmmm hope they were all qualified. I know how you are http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

sure hell not the brightest..hehe http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

buy the load you cheap bastard

So Jay, where will you be doing your naked jump. Please say out of state somewhere. With your body being so white it may cause an eclipse http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

hey amanduh get me an rv slot if you could please...I'll let you crash and shower.. http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

STFU and clean the camper willya? http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

Well pay the membership fee you cheap bastard...Woooo i hold the dublin boogie i'm special woooo not that special you fat bastard, i get my parachutist before ya...lol Hey you flying or riding. If flying i have a slot in the camper. http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

You have to forgive my mum she loved the rocky horror picture show. thought you were a star

Hey jay if you want video i need you to fly to the camera and give me a ditta so i can close my eyes and pull without seeing your nasty pencil body

no but did you see page 11? http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

get a job!!!!!!!!! With all this knowledge you'd think you could work as an english teacher..hehe http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

mmm english 1 on 1 would that not mean shimell is http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?