skinnyshrek

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  1. Egg http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  2. Alright..... This thread is getting old.... I'm sick of your incessant rambling... --SO--- Take a hint from Arnold and........ http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  3. Needs, Needs what about our needs you sellfish individual. Gees, now the woman wants needs. What next????? http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  4. Not at the moment. Actually, there's nothing better than an emotional low self esteem chick
  5. No i am a fat bastard who has nothing better to do. Come on posting on the bonfire looking for sympathy. You have more chance talking to Billy Vance with his back to you!!! http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  6. Hey all my pet snail just died i am so teary right now can you all give me advice..booradleyhoo...Can you believe that thread in the Bonfire..What's worse is the retards replying to her...So whos dog has died that needs advice i am here
  7. What's up D? now all the Oprahs have joined in....Best advice would be go to the local DZ. There's always some drunk bastard that will give you a good seeing to. Times are hard take what you can
  8. Try the 1000 dollar a week diet. More fun...lol http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  9. It is you. If you whine like this in person as much as you do on the internet. I am not suprised you got dumped....Now load the gun slowly pull the trigger so we can get rid of this whiney thread from the bonfire...Also, you may want to call Jenny craig. Help you out in the long run
  10. r u flying or driving if driving let me know i am hauling the camper heading from tallahassee wednesday http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  11. Bring it to skyfest i should be there thursday http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  12. You talk shit billy. You have never left Alabama The Dublin boogie was the first boogie your wife let you go. All this talk blah blah blah.. Sure i will see you at the farm.
  13. Why not check out the list of attendee's ass wipe! Perry will be there for sure!!! Speaking of...Perry!!!...are you sure you can't get me that suit until after the 4th?!!? Well BUTT munch, i am too fucking lazy to look at the list. Plus, the list means jack shit. You know everyone is always like i'm coming i'm coming then there's some lame excuse like their grandma died or best friends wedding. So as for the list, screw that list. http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  14. You better be. Once you guys make suits for fat bastards i want to try it out. You heading to skyfest pery? http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  15. Hey by me a few jumps and you can crash in the camper....lol http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  16. Just bought a sony PC9 for 270.00 the guy is selling a brand new one never used for 399 with lenses i believe flasellers i believe is the name to look for http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  17. Actually, i did my aff at the ranch then 100 jumps..went back to the UK and the skydiving sucked.So i got on a plane and here i am you lucky bastards http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  18. I miss the sun newspaper and the pub food.. http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  19. ok i'll come up with some better ones.. maybe you could get some fat jokes for me...lol http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  20. Had to sell that house needed a new rig
  21. 22 in the bedroom..mmm the camper will do a wheelie..COOL
  22. I bet the list is long. You can see how much irtime i got bastards!!!!! Then again we were in the swamp trailer most nights except saturday...lol One day a blind man goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asks the barber about his bill. "I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you I am doing community service for handicapped this week." The blind man is pleased and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door. Later a man in wheelchair comes in for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber, and the barber replies: "I am sorry I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service for handicapped this week." The wheelchair man is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a box of dozen muffins waiting at his door. A deaf man comes for a hair cut and when he asks the barber what he owes, the barber wrote on paper: "I am sorry I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service for handicapped this week. The deaf man is very happy and leaves. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there are a dozen deaf people waiting at his door. http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  23. OK put the wife on the coming list 1st time for everything hahaha beat you sarcastic bastards to it. What airport should she fly into then? And anyone have any buddy passes in exchange for jumps?????????????? http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  24. Hey fat china man, we jumping tomorrow should be there about 4 http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
  25. lmfao....too easy too easy...lol Havent seen you in ages what ya been doing? http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?