Dumpster

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  1. Yep and a harley is symbolic of a midlife crisis. Have you ever noticed most guys who ride harleys sport facial hair? Keeps my chin warm. And my girl likes it, too. Easy Does It
  2. I like this one betterer Me too - The full story is buried in a "where did your user name come from" thread. I don't feel like re-typing it. Easy Does It
  3. No - they go both ways - Just like yo mama..... What I ride now is a Wide Glide. Easy Does It
  4. The answwer is - Six. Easy Does It
  5. One story is that I was raised in a dumpster by a family of New York sewer rats - The other is when I purchased my first Sportster, I dumped it, hence the name "Dumpster" Easy Does It
  6. At the risk of sounding like an idiot, then following that logic 2 is half of 22. Makes total sense. Easy Does It
  7. How long have you been doing an intense study on this effect? Not that there is anything wrong with that . . . . I can't speak for Virgin-Burner, but I myself have been conducting research since the age of 13 or so....... Agreed. Furthermore, Gold Bond nut powder has a sort of shrivelling effect on both balls only seconds after post-shower application. You are becoming wise, Grasshopper........... Easy Does It
  8. Literally no, 5 is not half of 4, unless that is some goofy-ass brain-teaser question. The question is, who the hell would actually ask in a serious manner? Easy Does It
  9. I think you meant centuries, as in doing 100 miles in one shot on a bicycle. Congrats on your accomplishment, and yes, ride more. You'll meet women you actually have something in common with. However, if you don't get thier numbers next time, I will personally kick your ass. But if you really want to make an impression, instead of riding centuries, ride a Harley. Or a really fast crotch-rocket. Easy Does It
  10. How long have you been doing an intense study on this effect? Not that there is anything wrong with that . . . . I can't speak for Virgin-Burner, but I myself have been conducting research since the age of 13 or so....... Easy Does It
  11. Then that explains why things seem so ass-backwards whenever one travels from the northern to the southern hemisphere. The guys down under are using the wrong hand all the time. Easy Does It
  12. That depends on which hand you used to jerk your gherkin last. Right hand. Genetic predisposition then determines which hangs lower and for how long. Easy Does It
  13. Depends on what you mean - Can I correct my spelling? Of course I could, if I felt like it. But I don't. Can I change this nice, sunny 75-degree day into a miserable 35-degree raining day? Of course not, and why would I want to in the first place? Easy Does It
  14. That depends on which hand you used to jerk your gherkin last. Easy Does It
  15. Been getting deluged with questions today - - Them - "Hey - I have a question you Lenny." Me - "Sure - I have an answer - You might not like it, but I do have one." And the insanity begins - So if any one has questions - I have answers - Weather you like it or not. Carry on....... Easy Does It
  16. A few folks at Sky Knights know me as "No-Pull". Easy Does It
  17. I'm tired (been at work 13 hours now) at 46 - Scored a 31 Easy Does It
  18. I'm also an Air Force veteran. The experience and training have proven to be quite valuable. Easy Does It
  19. I'm doing pretty well without a degree. College is overrated. Easy Does It
  20. Just don't leave your log book unattended at the DZ.
  21. Meh - Read it about 12 years ago - Really not into the new age thing. Didn't bother with the follow-up. Easy Does It
  22. So how do the Brits refer to "African-Americans" then? Easy Does It
  23. Take the guns away from the Russians and give then to the polar bears. Easy Does It
  24. BOOBIES!!!! Congrats, too. Easy Does It