Dumpster
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They're about 2-4 years old, something like that. Bart is the older of the two, and has settled down quite a bit, but Enzo still has a good bit of "kitten" left in him and Bart plays along with it quite often. Easy Does It
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At 2 AM they get these bursts of energy - and chase each other all over the place. I just happened to be in thier way when Bart was being chased by Enzo - They have thier front landing gear de-clawed, so all thier traction is with the rears. I guess my left leg, arm and face made for good purchase - - - - Easy Does It
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Just put a mess of those little bottles in a plastic bag in your carry-on - If they tell you you have to get rid of them, drink them. Easy Does It
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DOH!!! Easy Does It
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mmm - really - - - Care to Share? Easy Does It
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Maybe I do - And maybe I do!! Easy Does It
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The boys keep each other entertained very well - Both like to park themselves on top of me while I sleep. They'll chase each other around a wrestle, all kinds of neat cat-stuff. Folks have asked me why I don't get a dog, and I tell them it's because a dog doesn't run on autopilot. Too high-maintenance. I can leave the boys on thier own for the weekend Owning a dog is like owning dairy cattle - Gotta be there at least twice a day for 'em. Easy Does It
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Oh you know I could!! Plus the blood on my arm and leg? Whoa!! Easy Does It
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They knew I was pissed - Normally they are quite affectionate in the morning while I'm getting ready for work, today they gave me a WIDE berth. I had blood running down my cheek -- Must've looked kinda scary - - Easy Does It
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We'll forgive you, but only becasue you look hot in your avatar------ Easy Does It
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I refer to them as "The Boys " - Bart and Enzo, the two cats I share a small house with - Anyway, at 5:45 AM this morning, they're doing what they normally do - Chasing each other around the house - Typical for these two guys - Normally it's no biggie, until they decide the shortest distance between two cats is ACROSS MY FACE!!! Little fuckers. Nice bloody cat scratch under my left eye. More on my left leg and left arm. Now I understand why people in some countries eat these critters. Easy Does It
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I own apartment buildings and shopping centers! Easy Does It
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You know my humor too well! Easy Does It
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The website is a hoot!! Easy Does It
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Actually I had it hung up in the bathroom of my first pad - Along with a Tommy Toilet poster - - - Now - who knows who tommy Toilet is? (Hint - Not a C&C character - - ) Easy Does It
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Class - Claass - - Claaasss - - - SHUT UP!!! Thank You. Easy Does It
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Sheer genius!! Easy Does It
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Dump a couple pounds of sugar into thier gas tanks.
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Wow - Two pages of replies and yet, no one has said - - - -- THEM, THEM........... Easy Does It
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Ok Everyone! What are YOU Gonna be For HALLOWEEN?
Dumpster replied to ACMESkydiver's topic in The Bonfire
What am I gonna be?? DRUNK! Easy Does It -
Venison steaks here - Easy Does It
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Got spanked, by hand, with a leather belt, yardstick, (Catholic school). Also got to spend time in the corner, got grounded, privleges taken away, lost allowance, had to apologize to the neighbors face-to-face for stupid stuff I tried to pull, etc - - The punishment usually fit the crime. Except when I got my ass beat for setting a dog house on fire - My buddy did the deed but I got blamed for it. Easy Does It
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Smart Girl! A friend I knew years ago lost all his stuff when his ratty apartment burned down, he had no coverage, and he was at work. He came home to absolutely nothing, the place burned like a tinderbox. I have my gear covered under my homeowners' policy. Any individual item is covered up to $5,000, up to a total of $25,000, full replacement cost. Deductible I think is 500 bones. Cost of the rider is about $110 a year. I also have all my tools at work covered, just in case. Cheap insurance, baby! Easy Does It
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5 minutes on the way to altitude on the PAC. Works perfectly. Easy Does It
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Congrats! Home ownership ROCKS - Especially at tax time! Easy Does It