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Nay, we're chill'in out here. Lookin for a wonderful, casual, relaxing, fun day of RECORD BREAKING fun. Don't forget your umbrella, lol

Well, thanks to the Texans, we have a scape goat if we are winded out. They sent bad juju to us and Clay won't be able to see the promised boobies SKYDIVING GAVE ME A REASON TO LIVE....

You just WISH you were going to be here! SKYDIVING GAVE ME A REASON TO LIVE....

Please respond to this so we know who didn't read about the new time to show up at Perris. Do to the possible wind problem we feel the need to move it to 8 so we stand a better chance of getting some dives done.....if we're totally winded, try to plan on showing up on Sun. at 9:00, but we'll decide that Saturday. SKYDIVING GAVE ME A REASON TO LIVE....

When I was in High school, we had a party and used a sparkletts bottle to make "coon dog killer" with everclear, vodka, concentrated hawaiian punch and fresh fruit. wooo hooo no one drove home that night, couldn't even walk. Oh, we also had a 36 gal. keg o beer to chase it with SKYDIVING GAVE ME A REASON TO LIVE....

Wouldn't want to hurt you fin, I'd like to make one or so out of it. We'll see how the rest feel about it. SKYDIVING GAVE ME A REASON TO LIVE....

Lisa, is keeping track of the say so's. I will believe it when you all sign in on my roster on Sat. morning at the bomb shelter.....Now, its up to us to put our money (or boobies) where our mouth is. lol SKYDIVING GAVE ME A REASON TO LIVE....

ROFLMFAO way too funny you wish, ha we spit on your shoes SKYDIVING GAVE ME A REASON TO LIVE....

Way to go Shark, I knew I could count on you. Sebas you have no excuse now. See ya at Perris! p.s. Eat what fauna? SKYDIVING GAVE ME A REASON TO LIVE....

Ya know, it's pretty sad when it's been so long that a couple of dolls in porn position get one horney (like me) roflmao too cute SKYDIVING GAVE ME A REASON TO LIVE....

Too late to change for 1 person. We sure could use you though. Let your friends jump at Elsinore and you go to Perris, hopefully they'll follow or jump without ya. Can't believe you'd miss out on such a great experiance... SKYDIVING GAVE ME A REASON TO LIVE....

Saturday is closeing in and it's supposed to be nice and warm

TEXAS CHILI - > These are notes from an inexperienced chili taster named FRANK (who's name > was changed to protect the innocent), who was visiting Texas from New > Jersey... > > "Recently I was lucky enough to be the 10,000th attendee at the State Fair > in Texas and was asked to fill in to be a judge at a chili cook-off. > Apparently the original Judge #3 called in sick at the last moment, and I > happened to be standing there when the call came in. I was assured by the > other two judges (Native Texans) that it would be a fun event and a true > taste of Texas hospitality. They assured me that the chili wouldn't be all > that spicy, and besides, they told me I could have free beer during the > tasting, so I accepted. Here are the scorecards from the event." > =============================================================== > Chili # 1: Mike's Maniac Mobster Monster Chili > > JUDGE ONE: A little too heavy on tomato. Amusing kick. > JUDGE TWO: Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild. > FRANK: Holy shit, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried > paint from your driveway with it. Took me two beers to put the flames out. > Hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy. > > =============================================================== > Chili # 2: Arthur's Afterburner Chili > > JUDGE ONE: Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight Jalapeno tang. > JUDGE TWO: Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously. > FRANK: Keep this out of reach of children! I'm not sure what I am supposed > to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me > the Heimlich maneuver. They had to walkie-talkie in 3 extra beers when they > saw the look on my face. > > =============================================================== > Chili # 3: Fred's Famous Burn Down the Barn Chili > > JUDGE ONE: Excellent firehouse chili! Great kick. Needs more beans. > JUDGE TWO: A beanless chili, a bit salty, good use of red peppers. > FRANK: Call the EPA, I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I > have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Barmaid > pounded me on the back; now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. > I'm getting shit-faced. > > ============================================================== > Chili # 4: Bubba's Black Magic > > JUDGE ONE: Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing. > JUDGE TWO: Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or > other mild foods, not much of a chili. > FRANK: I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste > it. Sally, the bar maid, was standing behind me with fresh refills; that > 300 lb. bitch is starting to look HOT, just like this nuclear-waste I'm > eating. > > ============================================================== > Chili # 5: Linda's Legal Lip Remover > > JUDGE ONE: Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding > considerable kick. Very impressive. > JUDGE TWO: Chili using shredded beef; could use more tomato. Must admit > the cayenne peppers make a strong statement. > FRANK: My ears are ringing, and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted > and four people behind me burst into flames. The contestant seemed offended > when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my > tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from a pitcher. It > really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. > Screw those rednecks! > > ============================================================== > Chili # 6: Vera's Very Vegetarian Variety > > JUDGE ONE: Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spice > and peppers. > JUDGE TWO: The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and garlic. > Superb. > FRANK: My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulfuric > flames. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that slut Sally. I > need to wipe my ass with a snow cone! > > ============================================================== > Chili # 7: Susan's Screaming Sensation Chili > > JUDGE ONE: A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers. > JUDGE TWO: Ho Hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili > peppers at the last moment. I should note that I am worried about Judge > Number 3. He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing > uncontrollably. > FRANK: You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't > feel a damn thing. I've lost the sight in one eye, and the world sounds > like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili which slid > unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava-like shit to match my > damn shirt. At least during the autopsy they'll know what killed me. I've > decided to stop breathing, it's too painful. Screw it, I'm not getting any > oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4 inch hole > in my stomach. > > ============================================================== > Chili # 8: Helen's Mount Saint Chili > JUDGE ONE: A perfect ending.... this is a nice blend chili, safe for all, > not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence. > JUDGE TWO: This final entry is a good, balanced chili, neither mild nor > hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge Number 3 passed out, > fell and pulled the chili pot on top of himself. Not sure if he'll make it. > Poor Yank. Good Night and have a pleasant tomorrow. SKYDIVING GAVE ME A REASON TO LIVE....

> A Few Zen Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously..... > > 1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set. > > 2. A day without sunshine is like...night. > > 3. On the other hand, you have different fingers. > > 4. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. > > 5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the > spot. > > 6. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. > > 7. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel > universe. > > 8. Honk if you love peace and quiet. > > 9. Remember, half the people you know are below > average. > > 10. He who laughs last thinks slowest. > > 11. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. > > 12. The early bird may get the worm, but the second > mouse gets the cheese. > > 13. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. > > 14. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some > people have. > > 15. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week. > > 16. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad > memory. > > 17. Change is inevitable, except from vending > machines. > > 18. Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great > trade! > > 19. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow. > > 20. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it! > > 21. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of > payments. > > 22. How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my > hand... > > 23. OK, so what's the speed of dark? > > 24. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink? > > 25. If everything seems to be going well, you have > obviously overlooked something. > > 26. When everything is coming your way, you're in the > wrong lane. > > 27. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays > off now. > > 28. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just > don't have film. > > 29. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy > her friends? > > 30. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into > jet engines. > > 31. What happens if you get scared half to death > twice? > > 32. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept > falling out. > > SKYDIVING GAVE ME A REASON TO LIVE....

I'm a member...Cesna 206 flying to Catalina....had to hurry though SKYDIVING GAVE ME A REASON TO LIVE....

I'd love to do something like that!!! Maybe a scuba and skydive trip? Let me know on details and hopefully we can get a good discount package. SKYDIVING GAVE ME A REASON TO LIVE....

Star Crest Receipiant / Star Crest Solo Receipiant you are part of a freeflown 8 way or larger / Solo means you enter 8th or later. SKYDIVING GAVE ME A REASON TO LIVE....

Well, how else do ya go under a bridge? ROFLMAO SKYDIVING GAVE ME A REASON TO LIVE....

You're sick and silly.....that's his tail....... SKYDIVING GAVE ME A REASON TO LIVE....

They usually have a bonfire too. This weekend is the Valentines Day money meet. There should be alot of people there. You'll have a good time! SKYDIVING GAVE ME A REASON TO LIVE....

Wow, everyone agreeing so far? I like it, what did I do right? Haven't heard from the Texans yet though...... SKYDIVING GAVE ME A REASON TO LIVE....

Thanks, there's 1 vote. SKYDIVING GAVE ME A REASON TO LIVE....

Ok, I've read all the opinions from everyone concerning the friendly competition and I have just a few things for you to consider. 1. Let's keep it simple, stupid....as the saying goes. We all want to keep the original foundation of long timers and short timers playing in the air together as well as maintaining the utmost safety. 2. As far as "the rules" go "kiss". We here in Calif. like to have some meaning of order, and since I am orginizising the dive, I plan on making it simple enough (I hope) for everyone who is interested in being on it. If an indivudual is uncertain of their abilities, in a larger way than they are used to, it will be up to them to sit back and support the ones on it. No one "has" to go. Believe me, I want it safe and succesful AND MAINLY FUN. which is what it is all about. I don't want anyone to feel under pressure or intimidated. 3. I feel all should be members of dz.com (I don't care how long or lurker only or anything) if they are not, they won't even know what's going on. 4. I plan on planning the dive and diving the plan. If it doesn't work, it doesn't work, but we'll still be meeting, partying, and jumping with some new and old friends. We'll be learning new tricks and hopefully all learn a little something to better our skydiving skills. THAT is what (I think) this is all about. I don't want this too serious, just safe. If someone turns out not ready for this, I will ask them to go practice some more and join us another time or on a smaller way so we can help them. 5. H.H. can make the various catagories if he wants, but I think some of the ideas presented sound like fun catagories ie: tried and failed exits, funny landings and such. Present pictures and we can rate them if you want. 6. Bottom line, keep it fun,safe,interesting and educational. SKYDIVING GAVE ME A REASON TO LIVE....

Hey, quick draw, I LOVE your green skull! How do I get one? SKYDIVING GAVE ME A REASON TO LIVE....