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How could we tell if you are blushing with all the sun you got this weekend? Nice meeting you O kilted brother. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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:16:0 Had a great time at Dublin. 2 20ways with Karl as L.O. Organized a 12 way magic carpet for Jared's 200th and a 9 way tube for Salsa John's 200th. 2 Wingsuit jumps And a bunch of other carnage Had a blast meeting a whole gaggle of DZ.commers 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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People who shuffle or drag their feet. I worked at a place that had lots of customers that shuffled. Someone hung a sign in the employee break room that said "NO SHUFFLING All violators will be prosecuted to the full extent of the clip" People who walk down the middle of the aisle in a parking lot so you can't get past them. When people are done filling their cars with gas, instead of moving it and then getting their change, they leave it in front of the pump and wait in the line with the 300 school kids buying slurpees. Pay with a f#cking credit card like the rest of the people in the 21st century. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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Yeah, you're out. That's pretty much the acid test. But then again, everytime I get really hungry, my first thought is "do we have any potatoes?" 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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A decent part of my lineage is Irish. But those from the homeland say my genes are too watered down because I don't like beer and I can walk past a pub without going in. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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OK, this one time, at band camp... 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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I didn't vote no. It was Hell No. Besides, unless you spot even further off than you normally do, I doubt I'll see you this weekend. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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Jeeze, I thought I was increasing my distance from you by going to Dublin this weekend. Will you stop stalking me?!! 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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He he.. but the funny thing is.. we're just visiting.. And we'll make sure its a visit they will remember for a long time.. Iwan, all the hard work is up to you and Ballsack. I'm just there as backup in case you two can't git'er done. (did that sound red neck enough?) 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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Have you ever hitchhiked or picked up a hitchhiker?
monkycndo replied to windcatcher's topic in The Bonfire
Only picked up a hitchhiker once. I was driving to Southpoint on the big island of Hawaii. A local surf kid was thumbing so I picked him up. He was a bit aromatic and I was glad he didn't need to go that far. He offered me a bit of weed for my trouble. Said thanks, but no. It wasn't till later that I found he had forgot his briefcase that duct tape inside. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity -
As well you should be. OK, this is just getting out of hand. You are making me sound like a guy that can't hold his liquor. I guess I just have to set the story straight. No, the sheep were not mine and I have no idea how they got there. The car was not stolen, she let me borrow it. And it only took one tow truck to get it out of the pool. Nobody believed I could fit a cue ball in my mouth. I have no idea who asked the girlfriend of the local loan shark if she wanted to come up and party. I thought he was her dad or something. I paid the hotel owner for all the damage, even though I didn't start it. So I'm not a party monster, really. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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Would you settle for a '91 2WD Nissan that needs tires and has a broken stereo? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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Nope. I'm buying a big 4X4 truck and going to Georgia. That way I fit in with the rest of the prissy boys who haven't come out yet. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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OK, I admit it. Jello-J and I are engaged. We are just waiting for Georgia to recognize the union before we set the date. Sorry Jay, I just had to let the cat out of the bag. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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He he.. if you're sitting next to ballsack and me.. you'll be going to jail for being loud and drunk on the airplane.. I have a feeling this plane is going to make a stop somewhere half way to drag a drunk monkey boy off the plane.. I didn't realize that Ballsack was on the same flight. I wonder if I still have time to change flights. I think we should try and get the exit row. That way there is enough room for all the empty bottles and it is easier for them to throw us out when you two get rowdy. I'll hold the door for you. Me get drunk, never. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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Jay, I'm willing to bring some of my stock of supplies if you want to make more. I vote sell/donate and free for stupid skydiver tricks. And of course free to boobies flashed, as long as I get to help pass them out. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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New Dropzone in Mt Vernon, WA (Seattle area)
monkycndo replied to NWFlyer's topic in Events & Places to Jump
Go to www.seattleskydivers.org to sign up. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity -
Money saved by not smoking goes straight to more jump tickets. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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Craigslist. Not an auction, but things sell fast. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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I'm coming in on the same flight as Iwan. I'm sure we can find a way to get me to the boogie. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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Jello-J is my ride. If I can talk him into it, I'll be there. (Doubt it will take much convincing.) 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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I'll be thinking of you. Just one question. What will you be wearing? 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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So Phil, how long did it take for your son to come down off his sugar high? Nice job on getting the vid on the 8 way.
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:5:0 3- WS jumps 1- 8 way RW 1- HnP that was supposed to be a RW 2 way with a student from 10K, but the clouds came in so fast the pilot said 5K was it. Edit- Almost forgot. After dinner, saw a fellow skydiver that I hadn't seen for quite a while in the parking. He was staring at his car with its flat tire. He had no jack or lug wrench. I pulled out my jack, but my wrench was the wrong size. A lady pulls up right then and she has a spanner wrench. Got him back on his way. Nice to make a deposit to the karma bank. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity
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I'm not all that fond of rainy weather. But the one thing that I miss from living in the high desert of SoCal for ten years is the smell of the rain washing the dust off of the creosote bushes. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity